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So, toddowen...your defense seems to be...

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...some pseudo-Freudian interpretation of:

"C'mon...deep down inside, you all want to rape and mutilate teenage girls. Stop lying. I know your lying."

Eat a steak knife sideways and off your shit self tonight, you miserable creep.
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Close, but totally wrong.

Tarddblowin wants a loop projection of Eraserhead on the walls of his dungeon basement while he dresses as a teenage girl and rapes and mutilates himself with a barbed wire wrapped buttplug.
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He's more of a Blue Velvet kind of guy.
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It's some sort of coping or rationalization mechanism. Kind of like when the panty pics surfaced, AP's response was..."I'M WEARING WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR. THEREFORE YOU MUST BE GAY! HA! STOP JACKING TO MY PICS!"
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:It's some sort of coping or rationalization mechanism. Kind of like when the panty pics surfaced, AP's response was..."I'M WEARING WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR. THEREFORE YOU MUST BE GAY! HA! STOP JACKING TO MY PICS!"
LOLz
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lulz indeed
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Martyred wrote:lulz indeed
AP's self ass kicking logic of "STOP JERKING TO PHOTOS OF ME IN WOMENS' PANTIES, FAGGOT!" will never not be funny.
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I'm not a spring chicken to these boards and I know how you operate and what floats your fleet.

There are aggressives and submissives in the act of sexual intercourse. I'm more of a, shall I say, a player, a line-caller, a tour guide, a salesman. I take the initiative and I don't think I could find satisfaction any other way. And I know that the majority here share my view. They just don't want to admit it or it hits a spot of inner turmoil if they catch a small glimpse of this. {Derron :P }

Though a few others here undoubtedly are observers, pawns, and moaners. And hey...that's OK afaic.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:AP's self ass kicking logic of "STOP JERKING TO PHOTOS OF ME IN WOMENS' PANTIES, FAGGOT!" will never not be funny.
Yeah it's funny because he is supposed to know that you are never going to stop, right?
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Die in a violent mugging, kunta kinte.
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It looks like it's leading up to todd pulling something so vile and heinous on this board, it will force the mods into a banning.

That's the last card he has to play. He goes out in a blaze of stupid...and wraps himself in his own imagined martyrdom.



Bank on it.
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Mgo will act soon after to get Tardd unbanned. 'Cause that's how he rolls.
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Only on T1B can a thread about.....well anything morph into people wishing Toddowen would just kill himself.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Mgo will act soon after to get Tardd unbanned. 'Cause that's how he rolls.

Don't do this, buddy...you're better than this.

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Jsc810 wrote:I suspect that what todd was trying to get at is that some folks like to play BDSM. I really don't think he believes that some women actually wanted to be kidnapped and then raped for a decade.
You suspect wrong. Here's what he wrote:
I must admit to a certain degree of arousal and fantasizing over these girls abduction and bondage.
The whole being forced against their will thing is the key component of his fantasy. Make it regular old consensual bondage sex, and he ain't interested.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:I suspect that what todd was trying to get at is that some folks like to play BDSM. I really don't think he believes that some women actually wanted to be kidnapped and then raped for a decade.
You suspect wrong. Here's what he wrote:
I must admit to a certain degree of arousal and fantasizing over these girls abduction and bondage.
The whole being forced against their will thing is the key component of his fantasy. Make it regular old consensual bondage sex, and he ain't interested.
You are trying to explain this to another equally stupid tard, who believes in things like " accidental pregnancy" or "forced pregnancy". Jsctards play on words works for him when it meets his somewhat clouded definition of "consensual".
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edit....Has there ever been a post that was too fucking gay? Yeah. It was this one.
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Nazimod R-Jack wrote:Reason: Naked queers in bondage will get you clipped every time you attention whoring faggot.

I haven't begun to focus my attention...yet.


For starters, I think I'll start a search of CA divorces though.



And yes, amigo. The game is on.
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Let's see...contra cost county records


bingo!



Perhaps you would like to offer up your information voluntarily?


Regardless...I have it if anyone else should so desire it.
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Toddowen wrote:Regardless...I have it if anyone else should so desire it.
Nobody cares.
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Whatever activity you choose to take up that keeps you from scouring the webs, or more likely your hard drive, for homoerotic imagery and crank shots and posting them gets a thumbs up from me.

Lemme know what you find out.
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KC Scott wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:It looks like it's leading up to todd pulling something so vile and heinous on this board, it will force the mods into a banning.

That's the last card he has to play. He goes out in a blaze of stupid...and wraps himself in his own imagined martyrdom.
Shlomart the Clairvoyant seemeth to be spoteth oneth

C'mon...who didn't see this one coming?
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R-Jack wrote:
Lemme know what you find out.
Wait your turn at the end of the line, sir.

You see, everyone else is more entitled to your information than you are.

You being the nazi mod that you are, I'm sure I need not explain the game rules to you.
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mvscal wrote:
Toddowen wrote:Regardless...I have it if anyone else should so desire it.
Nobody cares.



I always laugh at the "nobody cares" replies...as the replier certainly cares enough to reply.


Perhaps a closer study of Mission Viejo, Laguna Hills, or Lake Forest might make you care a little more? I realize that you'll be a little more difficult in tracking down than R-Jack {which was pretty easy}. But where there's a will there's a way.
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Just about time to...

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Toddowen wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Toddowen wrote:Regardless...I have it if anyone else should so desire it.
Nobody cares.



I always laugh at the "nobody cares" replies...
Nobody cares.
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