New forum

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Good evening, everyone. Just wanted to give you all the heads up on our newest forum - Todd's Dungeon of Decay, a sister forum of T.R.O.T.S.

Please, fellow mods and admins, continue to flush Sirfindafold threads all the everyday dumbfuckery straight to T.R.O.T.S. Todd's Dungeon of Decay will serve as a waste bin for all threads/posts deemed too vile, heinous or otherwise incompatible with human decency. It should also serve as a shrine of shame, a painful stigma to all its inhabitants.

Thank you. That is all.

[Toddowen]

Perhaps you can start with this thread, you quivering cunt of a man.

[Toddowen]

LISTEN to THIS SHIT, MAN!!!!!!!!!!!

You realize you're running the risk of being engulfed in the avalanche of this dreaded new forum, don't you?

Holy fucking horrendous shit! You're one brave motherfucker to take such a bold step, Spray.


By the way....I decided to spring for this-






Just don't ask how much, OK? Just don't remind me.

[Toddowen]

Oh please.

I implore. I beseech thee. Stop the machines. I spend over fifty hours a week around loud machines. Can't they rest as well? Switch it off for the sake of the Lord. Obey his day of rest. STOP the grimace and the grind. CEASE the whine and the whirr.


Wow...they've just stopped. Just now as I sat down to post due to being roused, once again like a fireman on a 2am call, roused yet again out of bed.


Now for an alka seltzer to untie the knot in my stomach and resume my sleep which will hopefully go uninterupted for at least two hours. That's all I ask- two hours.


FUCK....THERE IT GOES THE FUCK AGAIN....SON OF A FUCKN BITCH MOUTRHER FUICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC :x

[Toddowen]

Oh please.

I implore. I beseech thee. Stop the machines. I spend over fifty hours a week around loud machines. Can't they rest as well? Switch it off for the sake of the Lord. Obey his day of rest. STOP the grimace and the grind. CEASE the whine and the whirr.


Wow...they've just stopped. Just now as I sat down to post due to being roused, once again like a fireman on a 2am call, roused yet again out of bed.


Now for an alka seltzer to untie the knot in my stomach and resume my sleep which will hopefully go uninterupted for at least two hours. That's all I ask- two hours.


FUCK....THERE IT GOES THE FUCK AGAIN....SON OF A FUCKN BITCH MOUTRHER FUICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC :x

[Toddowen]

Good fucking crikey. How long can this shit go on? WHat contraption is making this sound now? It's not a backhoe or a chainsaw or a woodchipper. It sounds like a bunch of bags filled with gravel are being spun at high RPMs and are beating against solid rock :doh:


A few years ago when I was on vacation in AZ and I hiked up this peak, Montezuma or Coronado Peak, I forget which, I suddenely realized that I was outdoors and in complete fucking silence- which you never really experience here on the east coast along the I-95 corridor. There is always some fucking sound coming from somewhere.


It was so quiet on that peak, I could even occasionaly hear the noise that birds wings make as they glide through the air...which I never realized one could actually hear. It was a somewhat haunting experience, as if Navajo spirits were circling about me in the form of whatever type of swallow was circling around on the soft breeze.

I don't think I will ever know rest again.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I don't think I will ever know rest again.

Nonsense. You need to explore ALL avenues...

[Toddowen]

You're making me feel a little better, Spray.


But damn impulse buying. This is the most I've ever forked over for a boxed set. I'll be relieved when it actually gets here without shipping issues or damage.

[Toddowen]

It arrived today and looks to be in good condition....phew.

I think I'll hold off listening to it until this weekend. Set up the fire pit, rig s soundsystem outdoors , set up a few lounge chairs, have 'que and refreshments all set, and make a night of listening to the entire set all the way through...weather and physical limitations permitting, of course.

Don't hesitate to ask any questions about the set, Spray.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

set up a few lounge chairs...

What do you need extra chairs for, Manti Te'owen? Your imaginary friends?

[Toddowen]

set up a few lounge chairs...

What do you need extra chairs for, Manti Te'owen? Your imaginary friends?

Believe what you want.

Sent a couple of invites out earlier and it looks like I'm gonna need a bigger boat. One that fits more lounge chairs.

[Toddowen]

Just got through listening to the first disc.

If anything, it's refreshing to hear the great Duane Allman having the same skill level on guitar as I had as an 18-20 yo.


Where did he go right after that? I mean...I did all the drugs he did at that age. I was all set in that department.

[Toddowen]

Even though Duane had similar game as an 18-20 yo, it doesn't take too much investigation as to why he left everyone else behind. He just seized every opportunity that he could to get better. Practiced like a mo fo.

That saying that "the world is run by those who show up".

Interesting hand written note on the last page of the booklet- Duane's 1969 New Years resolution list covering a broad range of things to improve upon. Offering love and respect probably highest on the list

[Toddowen]

Got a few personal contact stories.

Jaimoe's brother in law- worst fight I've ever been in my life. I mean, I got fucking massacred by this guy, and he's only a puny little shit.

Admittedly my game was a bit off that night. Those two cases of beer, almost a full quart of vodka, coke, weed, and God knows what else....had quite a lot to do with it. Seems as if I must have fought half the town that night. I kept on running into people asking "WTF was the matter with you?" years afterward. Very sketchy on what happened that night and a lot of it I have absolutely no recollection whatsoever- Damage to houses from people that tried to help me, damage to vehicles that tried to give me a ride. None worse than the damage to my nose and face, tho.

At least I didn't run into Jaimoe. At least I don't think I did. :?


Edit- Lucky not to have suffered Duane and Berry's fate. Because a lot of the fighting was from me wanting to ride my motorcycle and people trying to stop me. I do remember trying to ride home, bike almost completely trashed and the clutch cable broke, running off the road and crashing about every 100 yards at one point and then running out of gas and leaving it on I-95



Another tale-

A coworker of mine from several years ago ran into Dickey at a club up around Hartford where he was playing. "Black Eyed Sally's", I think it's called. Anyway, Dickey was drunk off his ass and tried hitting on her to a supposedly very uncomfortable degree. It's my guess that Dickey was severely intoxicated, because the coworker in question is a 300 lbs. black woman

[Mikey]

D-

[Mikey]

Not questioning Dickey's status as an alcoholic.

[Toddowen]

Jaimoe's BiL is white.

And his last name isn't Oakley nor is his sisters.

Occasionally i'll run into his bro in law and he always seems to expect me to seek revenge. That's not how I am. I realize that I was a complete drunk dick that night and I write it off as a learning experience. Never really got that wildly drunk again after that. Drunk, but not violenly psycho drunk.

I couldn't get that drunk again. Not without a good summers worth of building up my tolerance to handle that much alcohol.

[Toddowen]

Fuck you, Mgo & Marty.

Spanky and Alfalfa PMSing you to play along with their little pile-on?