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Does that vest come pre-wired with blasting caps and a couple of pounds of C-4? Anyone caught grilling on a pile-of-shit like that should die a martyr...
Truman wrote:Does that vest come pre-wired with blasting caps and a couple of pounds of C-4? Anyone caught grilling on a pile-of-shit like that should die a martyr...
I had a grill exactly like that one about 30 years ago. It was good for about two seasons before the bottom burned out of it.Yeah, whatever fancypants. One does not need a $1500 over-sized hunk of shiny metal to cook a proper steak, just a flame and a flat surface will do. Although anyone with the tactical BBQ apron would indeed likely be grilling on something that looks like a Suburban with a lid...Truman wrote:Does that vest come pre-wired with blasting caps and a couple of pounds of C-4? Anyone caught grilling on a pile-of-shit like that should die a martyr...
go easy on KCtard for running grill smack. its all they have.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Yeah, whatever fancypants. One does not need a $1500 over-sized hunk of shiny metal to cook a proper steak, just a flame and a flat surface will do. Although anyone with the tactical BBQ apron would indeed likely be grilling on something that looks like a Suburban with a lid...Truman wrote:Does that vest come pre-wired with blasting caps and a couple of pounds of C-4? Anyone caught grilling on a pile-of-shit like that should die a martyr...
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
Well, there's that. We also don't post pics of Habitat for Humanity rescue pleas for help with our back yards, or re-up our service for no better reason than to escape the shrill, banshee-like ministratons of a failed marriage. Here's hoping an explosive-laden, Iranian speedboat squares the curve of future online civics tests.smackaholic wrote:
go easy on KCtard for running grill smack. its all they have.
You're from Up North. You've never eaten a proper steak.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: One does not need a $1500 over-sized hunk of shiny metal to cook a proper steak
Where's goobs when we really need him?Truman wrote:You're from Up North. You've never eaten a proper steak.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: One does not need a $1500 over-sized hunk of shiny metal to cook a proper steak
Yeah, it takes a true southern grill master to toss a slab of beef over a flame, grill to medium rare, and season with a little s&p.Truman wrote:You're from Up North. You've never eaten a proper steak.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: One does not need a $1500 over-sized hunk of shiny metal to cook a proper steak
or Scott.Truman wrote: Which is why you would leave such tasks up to "southern" grillmasters like me.
You really don't have to be a BBQ snob to know that anyone who would use one of those pieces of shit should kill themselves or at the very least not be allowed to be a scoutmaster.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Yeah, whatever fancypants. One does not need a $1500 over-sized hunk of shiny metal to cook a proper steak, just a flame and a flat surface will do. Although anyone with the tactical BBQ apron would indeed likely be grilling on something that looks like a Suburban with a lid...Truman wrote:Does that vest come pre-wired with blasting caps and a couple of pounds of C-4? Anyone caught grilling on a pile-of-shit like that should die a martyr...
Yeah, the poor bastards. Never had a proper New York strip...Truman wrote:You're from Up North. You've never eaten a proper steak.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: One does not need a $1500 over-sized hunk of shiny metal to cook a proper steak
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
That's what's on the menu today.mvscal wrote:New York strip...
yep, and the meat closest to the bone is the most tender and tasty. Can't beat a good T-bone unless maybe with a rib-eye.KC Scott wrote:I'd rather have a t-bone
What the hell is this New York strip you speak of?!mvscal wrote:Yeah, the poor bastards. Never had a proper New York strip...Truman wrote:You're from Up North. You've never eaten a proper steak.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: One does not need a $1500 over-sized hunk of shiny metal to cook a proper steak
