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Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Jun 09, 2013 4:40 pm

[Serious] I need some help...
I have been dating this girl for about 10 months now. However, over the past 2 months or so I am beginning to suspect that she might be seeing another guy. For example, when I want to see her, quite often she tells me that she going out with her "girlfriends". When I ask "who" she says I don't know them. Also, when I call from work, it shows up as "private name/number" and some guy picks up the phone. When I ask to speak to my girlfriend, he says I have the wrong number. My girlfriend says she thinks I am dialling the number wrong. But this also happened when I blocked my number and hit the speed dial. Anyway, last week I bought a motorbike off of Craigslist, which she did not know about, and had my best friend fix up for me, including a new exhaust. I was driving out to check up on my girlfriend, and parked my bike, that is when I noticed tiny fractures in the exhaust. Should I

A) Confront my best for of 30 years and question his work?

B) Take it to a different mechanic?

or

C) Is this normal for bikes to do this?

Thanks guys!

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 4:48 pm

D) Propose to her.

Sin,

Sam

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Jun 09, 2013 5:05 pm

ouch

ice-cold, Screwey...ice fucking cold

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 5:08 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:ice-cold, Screwey...ice fucking cold

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 5:09 pm

You should ask your buddy why he is dipping his exhaust into your girlfriend.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Jun 09, 2013 5:51 pm

smackaholic wrote:You should ask your buddy why he is dipping his exhaust into your girlfriend.

That's just weird.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:06 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:D) Propose to her.

Sin,

Sam

P.S. ~ I was going to pick up Neil Young tickets for the Greenbelt Harvest Picnic at the end of August...including extra tickets for you and Sam.

Please...don't fight and make me bump one of you off the list.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:07 pm

smackaholic, do you want to come up here and see Neil Young? You can crash at my Glorious Worker's Complex.

White Cock · Post by **White Cock** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:29 pm

E) Kill her babies.

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:30 pm

That inspired me to share a recent story.

Just the other day, I was drinking some brews with my buddy at a downtown sports bar. After a few pops, he disclosed to me that just a few weeks ago his girlfriend was raped on a trip to Venezuela. After he told me this I looked up at the tv and saw the Tigers just hit their third consecutive home run in the fourth inning. Then a few batters later, Cabrera hit a grand slam. Then the announcers mentioned how Detroit is top 5 in the league in runs scored in innings 1-5 but bottom of the league in runs scored in innings 6-9. Pretty incredible when you think about it.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:40 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Pretty incredible when you think about it.

No kidding. Cabrera is on pace to crush last year's stats.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:51 pm

Amazing part of the story? She was gang banged by six different dudes all strung out on coke, he said. That's when I looked at our tab and realized the tall domestics we were drinking were only $.25 more than pints. Couldn't believe it.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:53 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Amazing part of the story? She was gang banged by six different dudes all strung out on coke, he said. That's when I looked at our tab and realized the tall domestics we were drinking were only $.25 more than pints. Couldn't believe it.

Only $.25 more?

Okay...whoa...now you're shitting me, right?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 2:16 pm

Sudden Sam wrote: Funny thing is my last two wives actually asked me to marry them....They each had cancer and chlymidia.

Uh, did you check yourself out on the latter?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jun 10, 2013 2:28 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Mgo, your Tigers have destroyed my Indians all year.

You know it's bad when your ace gets out-dueled by a spot duty pitcher making his MLB debut.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 5:27 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:Mgo, your Tigers have destroyed my Indians all year.
You know it's bad when your ace ~~gets out-dueled by a spot duty pitcher making his MLB debut~~ gives up a 3 run dome to Don Fucking Kelley.

T1B

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