Sam, I challenge you to a rustic country PET-off!

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Here are the rules, if you accept. We each post five photos. Each photo must cover one of the following:

#1 The "pretty countryside" photo
You know, it could be the sun setting over the tree line with a barn in the background. That kind of thing.

#2 The "token hot chick" photo
Pretty self-explanatory. I have a feeling you might get me on this one. :|
The "talent" in our little towns up here is pretty scarce.

#3 The "strange or bizarre" photo
You see all sorts of odd shit once you get into some of these hickvilles. Just the other day I saw a tree in the middle of nowhere with what must have been a hundred pairs of shoes dangling from its branches. Stuff like that.

#4 The "that's pretty fucking cool!" photo
Spot a bear crossing in the middle of the road? That's pretty fucking cool.

#5 The "fat guy" photo
The biggest, fattest yokel you can find.

Rules
#1 No pulling photos off the net (duh)
#2 No posting of old photos. Can only post pics you've taken from this date forward.

We'll have to go on the honor system for these two rules.

Deadline is July 12th. At that point I will create the PET-off thread where we can post our submissions and our fellow board members can cast their votes for their favorite boring ass backwoods PET.

You in?

[kcdave]

Can anyone else participate? I'd like a piece of this.

[Screw_Michigan]

This just might have some promise, unlike a Hometown Buffet when Spray walks through the door.

[Wolfman]

At last something fresh in here. We'll be watching, AND I'll be taking my camera with me for a while.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Can anyone else participate? I'd like a piece of this.

Sure, why the hell not? All are free to participate.

[Screw_Michigan]

At last something fresh in here.

Quit your whining and contribute yourself.

[kcdave]

I would like to propose adding a 6th picture.
The backward ass country redneckish variety.

[R-Jack]

I would like to propose adding a 6th picture.
The backward ass country redneckish variety.

It's already been covered you stupid fucking idiot.

#3 The "strange or bizarre" photo
You see all sorts of odd shit once you get into some of these hickvilles. Just the other day I saw a tree in the middle of nowhere with what must have been a hundred pairs of shoes dangling from its branches. Stuff like that.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

What R-Jack said. Photo #3 allows for quite a bit of "artistic license," so if that's the route you want to go, kcdave, knock yourself out.

Geeeeeeeez, this is why we can't have nice things. I was nice enough to let you in, and now you're trying to tinker with the rules.

[trev]

How long do we have to do this? I'm sssssssssllllllllllllooooooooowwwwwwww.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Deadline is July 12th.

trev, just take the afternoon off. Go lie down.

[trev]

I was just excited.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I was just excited.

Me too.

[BSmack]

I was just intoxicated.

ftfy :grin:

[kcdave]

#2 The "token hot chick" photo
Pretty self-explanatory.]

Not exactly the easiest thing in the world to do. Seems that "old perv guy at the pool" is frowned upon around here.

[R-Jack]

#2 The "token hot chick" photo
Pretty self-explanatory.]

Not exactly the easiest thing in the world to do. Seems that actual hot chicks are frowned upon around here.

FTFY

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

#2 The "token hot chick" photo
Pretty self-explanatory.]

Not exactly the easiest thing in the world to do. Seems that "old perv guy at the pool" is frowned upon around here.

Just roll up in your bad azz Jeep, brah. Make sure to blare some REO or something.

[R-Jack]

#2 The "token hot chick" photo
Pretty self-explanatory.]

Not exactly the easiest thing in the world to do. Seems that "old perv guy at the pool" is frowned upon around here.

Just roll up in your bad azz Jeep, brah. Make sure to blare some REO or something.

Or roll up on your Harley.....or whatever douchemobile that isn't leaking oil that day.

[kcdave]

Seems that actual hot chicks are frowned upon around here.

Indeed.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Yeah, I'm gonna have to pull out as well.

Just haven't had many opportunities. I knew this was a bad idea but The Deciders INSISTED on it.

[Smackie Chan]

Yeah, I'm gonna have to pull out as well.

What is something AP's dad wishes he woulda said?

[kcdave]

I am still in, and ready to go Sunday, or I will be ok with another date, should you all decide to choose one.