Bartender: We don't serve your kind here.
A faster than light particle goes into a bar.
Jokes only Smackie & Truman will laugh at
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Re: Jokes only Smackie & Truman will laugh at
"It''s not dark yet--but it's getting there". -- Bob Dylan
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"Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my hands to the war, and my fingers to fight."
Carbon Dating, the number one dating app for senior citizens.
"Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my hands to the war, and my fingers to fight."
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Re: Jokes only Smackie & Truman will laugh at
A black guy, a Mexican and a Jew walk into a bar.
They drank many beers and generally had a good time.
They drank many beers and generally had a good time.
Re: Jokes only Smackie & Truman will laugh at
Guess a black, Mexican, Jew could have a pretty good time all by himself.
"It''s not dark yet--but it's getting there". -- Bob Dylan
Carbon Dating, the number one dating app for senior citizens.
"Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my hands to the war, and my fingers to fight."
Carbon Dating, the number one dating app for senior citizens.
"Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my hands to the war, and my fingers to fight."
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Re: Jokes only Smackie & Truman will laugh at
What does a man with a 12 inch dick have for breakfast?
I had bacon and eggs
I had bacon and eggs