I can't believe I just walked in on some guy pounding...

[R-Jack]

....seven shots of Jack in a row at this hole in the wall bar my buddy reccomended.

This place looks pretty sketchy.

[Atomic Punk]

....seven shots of Jack in a row at this hole in the wall bar my buddy reccomended.

This place looks pretty sketchy.

So you've been rejected by how many skanks there this evening? BTW, if you wanted to get drunk (not that I'm an expert) you can actually buy a bottle of JD for less than you've already paid. Yeah, I know save it.

The cool thing is you can use that bottle as a prop for a picture to enter into the "gross out" contest courtesy of The Vent Online. How far you can squat down on it is up to you and your willingness to relax and "accept."

[Derron]

....seven shots of Jack in a row at this hole in the wall bar my buddy reccomended.

This place looks pretty sketchy.

So you've been rejected by how many skanks there this evening? BTW, if you wanted to get drunk (not that I'm an expert) you can actually buy a bottle of JD for less than you've already paid. Yeah, I know save it.

The cool thing is you can use that bottle as a prop for a picture to enter into the "gross out" contest courtesy of The Vent Online. How far you can squat down on it is up to you and your willingness to relax and "accept."

Please just go the fuck away.

[Atomic Punk]

You're inspirational Derron. Tell me a motivational story about fishing, growing pot, farming, and flying. I don't ask this for the board to laugh at, but for my own selfish amusement.

Let me give you a starter:

Derron: "Oh yeah up here in the U&L the fish wear better granny panties than that slug AP. He has spackle on his mirror. He's a fag... or faggot since none of you have slept with a tranny. I still won't admit that I was turned on."

or

Derron: "Yeah, I was on the Clackamackspack River yesterday and "snagged" a few King Salmon. Sure it's illegal but us locals know how to fish."

or

Derron: "Yeah I flew a Cessna 172 and damn if that engine didn't run out of gas shortly after take off. I was so high (metaphor) that when I put down the roach clip, fucking water kicked its ass. Fucking airplane."

[smackaholic]

How far you can squat down on it is up to you and your willingness to relax and "accept."

If you say so, corky. I'll bet you can do one of those long skinny ornate bottles certains types of liquer come in, without even blinking.

[smackaholic]

For any of you kids out there that think alcohol is a harmless drug, remember, back in the 80s, uncle sam entrusted many millions of dollars worth of multi-engine aircraft (alegedly) to a certain poster you're glad you aren't.

[R-Jack]

Is that a frightening commentary on alcohol or our government?

[smackaholic]

prolly a little of both.

[Derron]

For any of you kids out there that think alcohol is a harmless drug, remember, back in the 80s, uncle sam entrusted many millions of dollars worth of multi-engine aircraft (alegedly) to a certain poster you're glad you aren't.

You are assuming the lying cocksucker was telling the truth about him being a "mission commander". More likely some B grade movie he watched while drunk, and then got the idea that he was a "MISSION COMMANDER".

[Atomic Punk]

For any of you kids out there that think alcohol is a harmless drug, remember, back in the 80s, uncle sam entrusted many millions of dollars worth of multi-engine aircraft (alegedly) to a certain poster you're glad you aren't.

You are assuming the lying cocksucker was telling the truth about him being a "mission commander". More likely some B grade movie he watched while drunk, and then got the idea that he was a "MISSION COMMANDER".

You're right Dorron. That pic of my DD-214 didn't say "Pilot" on it either. I never posted it on one of these boards years ago either that was commented on. Yeah, that's the ticket. Responding to you and "smack"aholic is like clubbing baby seals.

So what do you two have in your arsenal in response? This is what I anticipate:

Dorron: "You are a drunk cocksucker and I have a tractor to move dirt on my property."

I mean, there really isn't a whole lot going on upstairs in you is there?

"smack"aholic: "i ment to say uncle sam maid a mistake hiring him to flie airplains because he was drunk. damm uncle sam!"

When you run over the extension cords with your weed eater, do you feel jolts or just light shocks?

[smackaholic]

My guess is that you actually were a naval aviator many years ago. What seems odd is that folks with that sort of hours in the left seat of a large multi-engine turbo prop, tend to get snapped up by commercial aviation bidnesses if they get out. You didn't. You got picked up by HD to fly forklifts, then once you got your bedpan endorsement, you moved on to that.

This leads to the question why? My guess, based on your career path and posting here is that you are a fukking drunk.

[smackaholic]

One other thing. I have never run over an extension cord with a weedeater, not that a weedeater would do much damage. And I have never run over a cord with the lawn mower..... not a plugged in one, anyway, to the best of my recollection.

[R-Jack]

Of course not. You still haven't figured out how to start those tools, let alone use them long enough to run over something.

[Mikey]

How does one run over ANYTHING with a weedeater?

(unless you're using one of these, which I'm pretty sure even smackaholic's hard doesn't require)

[Derron]

My guess is that you actually were a naval aviator many years ago. What seems odd is that folks with that sort of hours in the left seat of a large multi-engine turbo prop, tend to get snapped up by commercial aviation bidnesses if they get out. You didn't. You got picked up by HD to fly forklifts, then once you got your bedpan endorsement, you moved on to that.

This leads to the question why? My guess, based on your career path and posting here is that you are a fukking drunk.

Unless his evaluations were such that his ticket got yanked. Or he bent some metal that did not belong to him, but the US Government ?

Or he forgot about the 8 hours bottle to throttle thing....that is going to get your grounded real fast.

[Carson]

How does one run over ANYTHING with a weedeater?

(unless you're using one of these, which I'm pretty sure even smackaholic's hard doesn't require)

Freud lives.

[Atomic Punk]

One other thing. I have never run over an extension cord with a weedeater, not that a weedeater would do much damage. And I have never run over a cord with the lawn mower..... not a plugged in one, anyway, to the best of my recollection.

Why would you have a lawn mower?

BTW, you and your butt buddy can go to the well and try as hard as you can. It's a losing battle for you tards. You won't win.

[Screw_Michigan]

AP, at what point in your life do you think everything started going downhill? Was it when you were kicked out of the Navy? Or when you had to lower yourself to working at Home Depot? Or was it when you put on women's underwear and decided to not only take photos but share them with "online fliends?"

[mvscal]

BTW, if you wanted to get drunk (not that I'm an expert)

That was good for a chuckle.

[Atomic Punk]

BTW, if you wanted to get drunk (not that I'm an expert)

That was good for a chuckle.

These morons don't understand why I'm attacking them. Yes, the drunk reference was a dins type of comment.

[mvscal]

Well, that's a relief.

AP...I have to ask. In this relentless pursuit of yours to track down and give no quarter to shit trolls and/or Cuda, have you ever thought of the danger? Have you ever worried that one day you might look up and discover that you have actually become a shit troll yourself? Does it shock you awake sometimes in the middle of the late morning/early afternoon?

[Ken]

My guess is that you actually were a naval aviator many years ago. What seems odd is that folks with that sort of hours in the left seat of a large multi-engine turbo prop, tend to get snapped up by commercial aviation bidnesses if they get out. You didn't. You got picked up by HD to fly forklifts, then once you got your bedpan endorsement, you moved on to that.

This leads to the question why? My guess, based on your career path and posting here is that you are a fukking drunk.

Nailed... This 'shit troll' divies out a hearty rack.

[Screw_Michigan]

Oh shit, it's almost like an old school troll reunion up in this bitch.

[Atomic Punk]

Well, that's a relief.

AP...I have to ask. In this relentless pursuit of yours to track down and give no quarter to shit trolls and/or Cuda, have you ever thought of the danger?

Notice Kengina feels safe enough to post here again? He seems to respect the official board racist... being you. I have to ask, why do you hate people of color? I can understand the rants against typical spooks, but to lump all black people together makes your rants invalid. You have no credibility due to your rampant racism... I'm being serious.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

My guess, based on your career path and posting here is that you are a fukking drunk.

"AP is a fuckin' drunk and he always will be."

[Goober McTuber]

Oh shit, it's almost like an old school shit troll reunion up in this bitch.

FTFY