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Anybody Seen Schlomarty...

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since the Canadian train wreck?

Or Phibes for that matter.
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They should be pleased that someone gives a rat's ass.
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Proper disaster with lots of exciting film footage.

I'd watch the plane crash where nobody died, but all the cameras were pointed at passenger's cocks in customs.
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Carson wrote:since the Canadian train wreck?

Or Phibes for that matter.
All 27 people in canada are members of the canuck volunteer fire department. They are a little busy right now.
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yeah, 2 months a year that water thaws in canuckistan, they don't know how to handle it. best to just find high ground there, gordie and wait for it to freeze solid again. your CCMs don't walk on water so well in mid july.
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Trust me bro's...I'm working on something BIG.

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smackaholic wrote:your CCMs don't walk on water so well in mid july.

I laffed. :lol:
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