FL Vacation PET

[Wolfman]

Nice, but you're on the wrong coast. My unbiased opinion of course.
Here's an off season crowd on Sanibel Island one day. I just happened to notice the young lady nearest my spot.

[Bucmonkey]

You staying on Singer Island Scott?

[Carson]

Bonitas are a pain in the ass.

They circle the boat as soon as they are hooked, wrapping your line around everyone else's.

[smackaholic]

Nice, but you're on the wrong coast. My unbiased opinion of course.
Here's an off season crowd on Sanibel Island one day. I just happened to notice the young lady nearest my spot.

there is a reason that beach is deserted. the gulf is simply too fukking hot to go into this time of year. it might be the right coast in march, but not july. not that palm beach is exactly refreshing this time of year, but, it is better.

[Carson]

Bonitas are very bloody and very bony.

[trev]

I feel so bad for people that have to vacation in Florida.

[Mikey]

Looks like some dangerous surf down there.

I can see that only the most experienced swimmers even attempt to go into the water.

[kcdave]

Scotty nice pet. You are T1B's version of Dick Clark. You never age man.

[Bucmonkey]

You staying on Singer Island Scott?

Yea we are- are you over on this side of the state this week?

Actually, we stayed at Marriott's Oceana Palms on Singer Island last September for a week. Your pictures looked very familiar, especially the views from the balcony and the one picture of the hotel. Great beach for sure.

[MuchoBulls]

Nice, but you're on the wrong coast. My unbiased opinion of course.

Agreed

[M2]

The only halfway decent beach in Florida...











Even the bobcats come out to catch a set...

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

The entire state of Florida is a godforsaken shit hole. That said, you still had a better weekend than I did, so rack you.

[M2]

Who in hell goes to Florida for a vacation... let alone in "the summer!" ???



Oh yeah, I just remembered

















People from Kansas City.

[smackaholic]

The only halfway decent beach in Florida...











Even the bobcats come out to catch a set...

You really are a stupendously stupid fukk.

Florida is chock full of very nice beaches. It is not the surf capital of the world (sin, MA) We get that. I suspect the pics you posted were likely taken while there was a hurricane a few hundred miles off the coast.

What florida does have is very nice, wide, sandy beaches and water that is actually warm enough for humans (a little too warm this time of year on the gulfside).

Like Roach said, fukk the fukk off and shit up a different thread, preferable on the soccer forum where no one will read it.

[smackaholic]

On the trip back into the harbor we saw Smackaholics Boat

Poor smackaholic! Never shoulda posted that pic of his place.

Like that dog on the jet ski, too.

Looks like you had a damn good time, Scott.

m2, jealousy is ugly.

Don't worry about me Sam. My skin's pretty thick. I don't consider posting that pick an AP moment at all. And if I ever get done trimming out that deck and putting all the lawn mowers, extension cords, shovels, car ramps, etc away and finish the retaining wall, I might even throw up a new pic.

[Left Seater]

I thought you were going to throw up a pic regardless once the snow melted. Bound to have happened by now what with all the climate change...oops I mean global warming.

[smackaholic]

Dude, you put up nekkid pics* of the OL and I will do a 10 minute guided tour video of casa smack.....without even picking up first.

*baby pics don't count.

As for the global errrrrr climate change, it has hit here pretty well. Spring was about like anchorage alaska, then inside of a week it went to houston. Hot humid and lots of thundershowers.

[Derron]

Dude, you put up nekkid pics* of the OL and I will do a 10 minute guided tour video of casa smack.....without even picking up first.

Qualifier: Dude must be in at least or more of the pictures with the naked "OL". Otherwise he will go all stock photos on you and say" Yeah, this is my old lady".

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Qualifier: Dude must be in at least or more of the pictures with the naked "OL".

That's your "qualifier" to get your chub on? Really?

[Bucmonkey]

Actually, we stayed at Marriott's Oceana Palms on Singer Island last September for a week. Your pictures looked very familiar, especially the views from the balcony and the one picture of the hotel. Great beach for sure.

Yep - and it's really one of the nicest properties we've stayed at on the summer trips

Rooms, pool, beach, grills - everything was very pristine

Were you in the new building or the old one?

The old one, had a nice view of the beach from the balcony. The new building in front was getting it's final touches done while we were there. Like you said, an extremely nice set-up all the way around and a damn good happy hour at the poolside bar.

Wolf, I've been to Sanibel and Captiva many times. Outstanding island with great beaches, nice B and B's, an excellent resort at South Seas, and wonderful dining up and down the island. Comparing one coast to the other is apples and oranges but both are worth it.

[M2]

Great, input from the three stooges (Roach, SS, and alkaholic).

m2, jealousy is ugly.

huh?

You really are a stupendously stupid fukk.

For an idiot... you seem capable of self-reflection, which is a something you have going for you.

Your next quote is a prime example of why you're an idiot.

I suspect the pics you posted were likely taken while there was a hurricane a few hundred miles off the coast.

So, you're looking for a bathtub/swimming pool... with salt, jellyfish, and the shallow end that only goes up to your waist for a mile out ?

What florida does have is very nice, wide, sandy beaches and water that is actually warm enough for humans (a little too warm this time of year on the gulfside).

Look, shit for brains... I've surfed Sebastian Inlet over 30 times and went to high school for half a year in Miami at North Miami Senior High. I think I may know just a little bit more about south Florida and the central coast of Florida than you.

If you enjoy hanging out with 70 to 80 year old men in speed-o's... by all means, head to Palm Beach.

[War Wagon]

Don't worry about me Sam. My skin's pretty thick. I don't consider posting that pick an AP moment at all. And if I ever get done trimming out that deck and putting all the lawn mowers, extension cords, shovels, car ramps, etc away and finish the retaining wall, I might even throw up a new pic.

are you going to attach a new 'foundation' to that deck?

btw, only a "stupendously stupid fuck" quotes an entire post with 17 pics attached to get their one sentence point across. You make the tards at .net look seemingly intelligent.

when are you going to learn?

[Derron]

So you are standing there taking a picture and you take this one with that sow in the frame, when you could have zoomed in on that one across the pool real easy. Where the fuck is your brain at ?

Less fat jerk material for Mgo and more of the hottie types OK ?

[trev]

Settle down, Derron.

[War Wagon]

Settle down, Derron.

You might as well ask Scott to quit congratulating himself over his rich and famous lifestyle.

[Derron]

Settle down, Derron.

You might as well ask Scott to quit congratulating himself over his rich and famous lifestyle.

I don't know where you are drawing a rich and famous lifestyle from this PET at all. Staying at some second rate "resort" with a bazillion other people, fishing on cut rate boats and posting pictures of that miserable catch, featuring fat ass sows in PET, does not say rich and famous to me. It says I am more an average Joe , and got you morons to look at my pictures thing.

Of course to you Wags, Scrotes lifestyle would be the rich and famous in your point of reference. Pardon me for trying to take that vision away from you. Here's hoping you post something even remotely interesting on your next vacation.

[War Wagon]

Of course to you Wags, Scrotes lifestyle would be the rich and famous in your point of reference.

This is true, for both of us, I suspect.

Here's hoping you post something even remotely interesting on your next vacation.

If by "interesting" you mean doing a PET, not likely.

I can't afford a "real" vacation anyway... but I am going on my annual camping/float trip this weekend on the fabulous Elk river in the very SE corner of the great state of Missouri.

The river really isn't all that fabulous, probably not even in the top 10 of float streams in the Ozarks. But it is a party river and the drunken hotties that flock there in droves from all over will have my head on a swivel.

And Doron... you won't get to see any of them because I'm not posting pics for some miscreant like you to ogle. But if I were to have an inclination to post pics, it sure wouldn't be of any beached whales like $cott posted.