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Time to hire a Locksmith

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from .net... yeah, sue me.

and while this is probably redundant...
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You know, the stupid bitch who constantly updates her status on every mundane facet of her life.

From what she had for breakfast to saying goodnight to all her FB "familia" and every last damn thing in between. Every. Day.

For the love of God and the sake of humanity, Facebook servers should be nuked from existence.

stalkerdave wrote:BWA!!! :jo: This, coming from a guy sporting a MIZZOU hat, AND a MIZZOU shirt in his facebook profile pic, while never taking a single class at the ZOU.
Thata way to kick your own ass twice in one post wags. :rotfl:


dave, you need to answer for this here. I'm not your FB fliend. Maybe you should friend me? Is your name really dave?

Did you seriously stalk me to find my FB profile?

Dumb question, of course you did, thus this thread.

dude...
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What's going on here?
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Wait a second...


MIZZOU hat, AND a MIZZOU shirt
Wags, you were double-billing on team gear? Never double-bill.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:What's going on here?
That should be apparent.

I'm calling out 'dave' for stalking and wondering if I need to install new locks on my doors. Because while I don't know who he is, he obviously knows who I am.

Which is ok, I guess. I don't feel threatened, just wondering why dude found it necessary to track me down on FB because I've made fun of his illiteracy and idiotic Jim Rome style posts.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Never double-bill.
What if you're going to a game? Then it's OK.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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This thread was just a ruse... Smackie Chan would never play this.

Well, he might...


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War Wagon wrote:Smackie Chan would never play this.
Never say never, since I'm considering doing a show consisting of tunes I'd never play.
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Smackie Chan wrote:
War Wagon wrote:Smackie Chan would never play this.
Never say never, since I'm considering doing a show consisting of tunes I'd never play.
:doh:
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Smackie Chan wrote:I'm considering doing a show consisting of tunes I'd never play.
Screwey's gonna lend you his external hard drive?
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Screwey's gonna lend you his external hard drive?
Not possible.

It's permanently glued to his desk with jizz.
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How soon you forget Screwey's area of expertise. If anybody can extricate that thing, it's him.

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Well...you're assuming he'd want to...

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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Screwey's gonna lend you his external hard drive?
Not possible.

It's permanently glued to his desk with jizz.
Screwy takes Metro, plays his music on a phonograph, and posts from a Commodore 64. I seriously doubt a hard drive is within his budget.
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Smackie Chan wrote:I seriously doubt a hard drive is within his budget.

It's just an old shoe box, but nobody's had the heart to tell him all these years.

Shhhh...

Just let him have this one, okay? It brings so much joy into his life.
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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War Wagon wrote:from .net... yeah, sue me.

dave, you need to answer for this here. I'm not your FB fliend. Maybe you should friend me? Is your name really dave?

Did you seriously stalk me to find my FB profile?
You sound like a chick... a pussy... a bitch, etc.
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Atomic Punk wrote:
War Wagon wrote:from .net... yeah, sue me.

dave, you need to answer for this here. I'm not your FB fliend. Maybe you should friend me? Is your name really dave?

Did you seriously stalk me to find my FB profile?
You sound like a chick... a pussy... a bitch, etc.
You would certainly know about that.
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Smackie Chan wrote: Screwy takes Metro, plays his music on a phonograph, and posts from a Commodore 64. I seriously doubt a hard drive is within his budget.
Can I get an Internet Bro Fist Bump (TM)?
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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War Wagon wrote:Maybe you should friend me?


:gay: Whoa bro! #no homo
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Did you just do the hashtag thing?

You fucking homo. Pretty please. Go choke to death on a bowl of Arab ballhairs.
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#no homo
#mean people suck
#you got trolled
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twitter = one more pop culture thing I don't give a shit about.
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While I wouldn't call it pop culture, I agree.

Just like Facebook, I have never spent even a second on twitter.
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All bs aside, if you give a shit about sports, or news/current events and you are not on Twitter, you are living in the dark ages. I have very few followers on Twitter. I really don't care if I have any.
I don't use Twitter as a source of expression. Hell that's what these boards are for. Twitter is an excellent source of knowledge.
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kcdave wrote:All bs aside, if you give a shit about sports, or news/current events and you are not on Twitter, you are living in the dark ages. I have very few followers on Twitter. I really don't care if I have any.
I don't use Twitter as a source of expression. Hell that's what these boards are for. Twitter is an excellent source of knowledge.
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#you got trolled
Then you must realize how gay this makes you look posting this hash tag bullshit, when none of us care, understand it nor will try to understand it.
Continue on with your internet pop shit if it makes you feel good, and it brings you out of the dark ages, but remember that you still live in KC.
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kcdave wrote:All bs aside, if you give a shit about sports, or news/current events and you are not on Twitter, you are living in the dark ages. I have very few followers on Twitter. I really don't care if I have any.
I don't use Twitter as a source of expression. Hell that's what these boards are for. Twitter is an excellent source of knowledge.
Twitter is by far the avenue for breaking news and information nowadays.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Twitter is by far the avenue for breaking news and information nowadays.
I thought that's what this place was for? Oh, and scat pics.
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