I just back from God forsaken Southern California for work and I found out that Obama had the fucking 72 Dolphins at the White House. I thought Shula and the guys were in town to promote some charity or the usual shit that celebs and former athletes come to town to do. But nope! Obama just decided it would be great, forty-fucking-one years later, to honor the only undefeated NFL team at the White House. I honestly thought at first that this was an Onion article, but unfortunately for the U.S., I was wrong.
As many of you know, I am far from an Obama hater. I find the usual harping about his vacations trite and tiring. But this is absolutely fucking absurd. He has absolutely nothing better to do with his time than honor some football team from 41 years ago? What a disgrace. And all the Obama ball-lickers, as expected, have lined up on their knees: This only took like 10 minutes of his day, he probably had staffers put this together, and of course, the classic point-the-finger at the "haters." Who in their right fucking mind at one of his meetings said "I have a great idea, let's host the 72 Dolphins at the White House!"
You can't make this shit up. Colleges in the future will teach PR courses on Obama's lack of optics.
