Our weekend in sports

[mamamustanger]

Well it started out a typical weekend.....Friday night radio, followed by a football game of 9 and 10 years olds (Smackie's grandkids), on Saturday. Saturday night was another attempt for more sport activities. We had seats, great seats actually, for a baseball game. The Nats and the Marlins. They might not have been playoff potential, but with 3 kids under the age of 11, we took off full of enthusiasm and Starbursts for the game. Now Smackie, wanting to get the best deal possible, drove us around the stadium to find the "prime" parking spot. Prime is equal to cheap. Parking spot found we hiked to the ballpark kids in tow for a game that had the potential to be called for rain.

Fast forward 45 minutes after sitting in the rain we decided not game was to be played as it continued to rain.......hike back to our prime parking spot and head home. Popcorn and movie time the shoo the kids to bed.

Sunday, a loaf of bread down after making cinnamon toast and feeding the kiddos they are on their way home. Smackie and I have tickets to go back to the game we missed the night before...it's a date. This time we let someone else drive.....we take the metro. It's a beautiful night we are enjoying the game.The Nats win! Yeah!

Home we turn on the TV. Smackie decides to test my sports knowledge. "So you know what B-S-O means on the scoreboard?" he asks. " Of course I do!" I say.
"Balls, strikes and outs" I should have asked him the same thing. In my world as a nurse it BSO= bilateral salpingo-oopheretomy. He wouldnt have know that!
It doesn't stopped there. I know Calamari plays for the Pittsburgh Steelers and that Nanu Nanu was the guy who had the internet girlfriend that really didn't exist. And....let's not forget the father and son who both played football, last name Loafsofsoap. Their first name escapes me.

It's Monday, I had hardly wait for Monday night football, so I can impress him with how much more I know.

Have a good week and Play ball!

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Hey! Good to see you again!

[poptart]

Smackie and I have tickets to go back to the game we missed the night before...its a date.

A date?

[BSmack]

About time this place got a nurse. Rack.

Of all the people to post that.

[White Cock]

Have a good week and Play ball!

Hey mama, hi. This is old White Cock speaking.

[Screw_Michigan]

About time this place got a nurse. Rack.

Of all the people to post that.

Kind of like AP being glad more cross dressing trannies are posting here now. Or trev appreciating more stone cold alcoholics here.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

About time this place got a nurse. Rack.

Ummm...I think that position is already filled...







:?

[Screw_Michigan]

About time this sordid clambake got another jizz-mopper.

[Left Seater]

What was the other option beside a sports weekend?

[Goober McTuber]

So mamamustanger is Smackie's better half? Do she have the same flowing white hair? Do those old fucks wear matching outfits?

[Goober McTuber]

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So mamamustanger is Smackie's better half? Do she have the same flowing white hair? Do those old fucks wear matching outfits?

Who you calling "old fucks"? You, me, and them are about the same age, I'm pretty damn sure.

I just look younger than all you fossils.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

As someone who has met mama, I would put good money on her being significantly hotter than whatever cheese curd popping ogress you managed to wrangle from some farm town in "God's Country."

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I'm sorry, man. That was just flat mean. :|

I'm sure your OL is a real...

I mean, I'm sure all the dudes would...

That is to say, I'm sure she looks real great in a...

What I'm trying to say is, I'll bet she bakes a mean tray of oatmeal raisin cookies and is a loyal viewer of the nightly news.

[Screw_Michigan]

LOL, rack Mgo.

[Screw_Michigan]

What I'm trying to say is, I'll bet she bakes a mean tray of oatmeal raisin cookies and is a loyal viewer of the nightly news Wisconsin hockey

FTFY

[Goober McTuber]

My wife is decidedly younger than I. And almost as lovely. With slightly more pubic hair.

[War Wagon]

You haven't seen her twat in 20 years and even then, the last night you got lucky, you had the lights turned off because you couldn't stand the sight of each other.

[Goober McTuber]

You haven't seen her twat in 20 years and even then, the last night you got lucky, you had the lights turned off because you couldn't stand the sight of each other.

Whitey, I've seen your picture, I hate to imagine the creature that settled for you. Trust me, I look better at 60 than you did at 40.

[War Wagon]

Trust me...

pics or not, I have a nominal amount of trust and quite a bit of respect for many folks here, your self described "lovely" self is not among them.

But go ahead, admire yourself in the mirror to your disillusioned content.

[Goober McTuber]

Gee, Whitey, that is so hurtful.

[Atomic Punk]

mamasmackie's wife sounds pretty cool. I guess I never saw her previous posts because of the horrible posters like Cuda shitting up this place by himself and with his shit trolls enough to not care to read here anymore. Dude should just fucking leave this board and go. I don't even wish that shit poster on Russ's board either. Russ is a cool dude and doesn't deserve that fucking parasite of a poster that nobody likes.

Mrs Smackie, I've been a pediatric ventilator nurse for awhile after years of dealing with old demented people and sue-happy families. Of course Pedo in Seattle may take that the wrong way in his perverse mind. Anyway... RN, BSN is in the works. ;)

Please keep posting. The shit posters won't ever go away, but I'd like to hear more of your stories.

[Screw_Michigan]

after years of dealing with old demented people

I.E. changing bedpans.

[Diego in Seattle]

after years of dealing with old demented people

I.E. changing bedpans.

Cut Atomic Panties some slack. He's been changing bedpans for two or three years...a personal record for him in holding a single job.