Animals Loose in Mall

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Sudden Sam wrote:Which particular branch/sect of Islam should I convert to in order to avoid being castrated or beheaded? I gotta know! Ain't no point in joining the wrong group.
It doesn't matter because if you join the right sect, you have to let yourself be ass raped by your buddies so the explosives fit better in your ass. It is a loose-loose situation.
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BSmack wrote:It is a loose-loose situation.

Nice.
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BSmack wrote:if you join the right sect, you have to let yourself be ass raped by your buddies so the explosives fit better in your ass. It is a loose-loose situation.
Appropriate misspelling.
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Were these animals in question ungulates?
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I thought this was a thread about.. er

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Fuggit. :|
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Sam wrote:eyes gouged
the noses are ripped by pliers
Pro Wresting.
The Three Stooges.

How awful can it really be?
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Have you ever seen a chicken with its head cut off?
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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