I volunteered to work a 7th grade middle school football game this Thursday so I didn't have to be home while the sugar rush was in full effect.
Sadly, our 'hood attracts large numbers of families from the poor areas around town who bring their kids to an area where they know the kids will be safe and the candy will be plentiful. Because of this reason the 'hood hands out wrist bands to the kids who live in said 'hood so that they can be easily identified. Many houses have a bowl for the local kids and another for the ones driven in. I would just rather avoid the whole deal, hence me working my first middle school game in about 5 years. The wife made dinner plans with a friend as well.
Moving Sale wrote:I really are a fucking POS.
Softball Bat wrote:
I am the dumbest motherfucker ever to post on the board.
KC Scott wrote:what the fuck is wrong with you people?
It's Halloween -
Fuck a bunch of greedy little shitbugs with their grubby little mits out looking for free candy. If they want free candy, Diego is parked in a van around the corner.
Halloween sucks.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
Our school district is a walking district. Not too many underage fatties here. Stop giving kids rides to every fucking place under the sun and maybe they'll lean out.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
KC Scott wrote:what the fuck is wrong with you people?
It's Halloween -
Fuck a bunch of greedy little shitbugs with their grubby little mits out looking for free candy. If they want free candy, Diego is parked in a van around the corner.
Halloween sucks.
You sound like a lot of fun to hang out with.
I hope this cunt enjoys cleaning egg shells and toilet paper.
We get, at most, two kids (from a family down the street) every halloween.
Dark cul-de-sac street with no lights, long uphill driveways with 50 to 100 yards between them may have something to do with it. Gotta work for your candy around here.
The downtown merchants have a big halloween to-do every year anyway.
Maybe that stupid bitch should give her note a once over before sending it out in bags and proving herself to have a 7th grade grasp of the English language, or too lazy to proof her own letter. Either way, I hope one of those tubby little bastards shits on her front porch.
"Well, my wife assassinated my sexual identity, and my children are eating my dreams." -Louis CK
mvscal wrote:Fuck a bunch of greedy little shitbugs with their grubby little mits out looking for free candy. If they want free candy, Diego is parked in a van around the corner.
Halloween sucks.
You sound like a lot of fun to hang out with.
It took you until that post to reach that opinion?
Moving Sale wrote:Now WTF is up with the wristbands?
What do you think? It's about discriminating against the p00r. You have to be a real genuine POS to give special candy to the local kids and other candy to those from outside the neighborhood.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
Moving Sale wrote:Now WTF is up with the wristbands?
What do you think? It's about discriminating against the p00r. You have to be a real genuine POS to give special candy to the local kids and other candy to those from outside the neighborhood.
This from a guy who prolly hands out no candy.
Until you have been picked clean of a reusable shopping bag full of candy before it is even dark, you are in no position to judge. It really sucks when your next door neighbor brings little Nancy over and you have nothing but a beer for her old man.
I guess we could go to the screwy method and just turn off the porch lights and watch TV in the front room where everyone can see that someone is in the house and as soon as the doorbell rings yell, Fuck right off.
Moving Sale wrote:I really are a fucking POS.
Softball Bat wrote:
I am the dumbest motherfucker ever to post on the board.
Left Seater wrote:Nope. Just a steady stream of people wanting a handout. So deep is it at times that you don't have a chance to close the door for minutes at a time.
Wanting a handout? That's what trick or treating is. Don't act like a dick just because you didn't buy enough kit-kats.
I'm so sorry for the financial duress that the potential of buying too many fun size Milky Ways will burden you with. How about you just post a note on your door explaining your money woes and ask them those handout seeking leeches to say a prayer for you, or better yet, spare a few extra Reeces Pieces so you can have sustenance through the weekend.
We buy between 6 and 8 bags depending on the forecast. I don't think they cost us $200. Probably more like $50. And when they run, we turn the lights off. No problem and everybody has fun.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
Left Seater wrote:Just a steady stream of people wanting a handout.
LOL!!!! Are you fucking kidding? As R-Jerk said, that's what Halloween is you fucking moron.
Thanks for the sig material. True racists are always exposed for what they are: Piles of shit.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
Left Seater wrote:
Until you have been picked clean of a reusable shopping bag full of candy before it is even dark, you are in no position to judge. It really sucks when your next door neighbor brings little Nancy over and you have nothing but a beer for her old man.
So let me get this straight: You gave candy to the kids with wristbands and the ones without you told to fuck off? You are one pathetic sack of shit.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
A few hundred dollars? Where do you fucking buy your candy, Godiva? Hand out and ration the candy as desired, and once out, go inside and turn the light off. It's not that complicated, nor does it have to turn into a financial strain and/or societal or class issue. You are letting 6 year olds in 5 dollar plastic costumes get over on you.
We always buy several bags of candy to hand out. Not just because we like cute, costumed, innocent kids but because those kids will grow up soon and remember who was nice to them... when they aren't so innocent anymore.
Only a Scrooge would deny kids Halloween tradition.
Hope you guys enjoyed handing out your candy. Neighbor estimated somewhere north of 500 kids. I enjoyed the middle school football games. Two good games.
The hunt of a lifetime is a charity that takes terminal kids on hunting and fishing trips. They do some amazing things and I am happy to support them with time and donations.
Leave it to screwy to go straight to the race card. Typical tard behavior. Nowhere did I mention race. In fact the huge majority trucked in are white then Hispanic.
Moving Sale wrote:I really are a fucking POS.
Softball Bat wrote:
I am the dumbest motherfucker ever to post on the board.
Checked Wegmans website and the price for a 5lb bag of brand name candy is 5 dollars. 5x8=40. Add in another 10 bills on some cheap dollar store decorations my wife insists on buying and we spend $50.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
War Wagon wrote:We always buy several bags of candy to hand out. Not just because we like cute, costumed, innocent kids but because those kids will grow up soon and remember who was nice to them... when they aren't so innocent anymore.
Only a Scrooge would deny kids Halloween tradition.
This. And yes, I'm now old enough to have former trick or treaters bring their own kids to "that nice white man's house". They remember.
Yep. I used to work for Hershey Chocolate and every year we would give out Reese's and Kit Kat king size candy bars to the kids Halloween night. Heck, one year we gave out 7 oz. giant bars! I'll bet we went through 500 bars a night. And of course, every kid in the neighborhood knew where the Candy Man lived! :grin:
Sudden Sam wrote:I usually hate getting up and down to answer the door.
You got up and down? I went outside and sat on the porch. Kids would come up the steps, say trick or treat and I would give them candy. WAY easier than getting up and down 300-400 times a night.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
Our Halloween was awesome. Not one single shitbug rang the bell. It looked like the entire street was of similar mind. Thankfully there must not be many kids in our neighborhood or else they took the hint.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
My neighborhood is semi-rural. A handful of houses, then a quarter mile of woods or a farm, so the snickers/mile ratio is piss poor. So, in the 12 years we've been here, we have probably had 5 T or Ters. Probably a good thing as I sure as fukk don't need a lawsuit because some fukking brat tripped over an extension cord and broke his arm.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.