Joke

[Sirfindafold]

The Head Gardner at the White House has been fired.

Jim Whitey, the head gardener at the White House, was dismissed today after 28 years of loyal service to many US Presidents.

In an exclusive interview outside the back gate of the Presidential Residence, Mr. Whitey, an elderly gentleman, proclaimed his innocence and strongly condemned his firing.

"It all happened so fast. I'm still in a daze" said the bewildered Whitey. "All I know is, I was getting ready to weed the rose bed outside the Oval Office window like I do every week.

I yelled out to my assistants, 'Has anyone seen the spade and the hoe?' And the next thing I knew, the Secret Service was hauling me off the property!"

[Get fucked]

Ya,

Get fucked.

[Jay in Phoenix]

[Sirfindafold]

Early one morning, an elderly retired gentleman yelled to his wife….

“Honey….! Come see what I created….! It’s an abstract panorama depicting the five years of the Obama presidency!”

She yelled back, “Flush the toilet and come eat your breakfast.”

[Jay in Phoenix]

Once again, with feeling...

[Sirfindafold]

[Jay in Phoenix]

Rack it 88. Now if only Fold-o could take a lesson and learn how to put together an actual joke.