Toronto's Fatass Mayor

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If you live in The District, you would be used to this by now.
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BSmack wrote:If you live in The District, you would be used to this by now.

Isn't there a poster here who lives there?
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I was led to believe that Tommy Boy's dad died of a massive heart attack during his wedding reception. Does this mean Tommy has to give his dad back the auto parts company?
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If that fat fuck smoked a bunch of crack after he was drunk, hooking him up to a heart monitor and BP cuff while he was hitting off the deke would be interesting.

Set the baseline, and then bet has to how much crack he could hit before cardiac arrest. When he goes down, you can damn sure bet it will be the big one.
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I was at City Hall today. Here's a parking lot behind City Hall that quickly began to fill up with local media, smelling blood in the water.
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Sudden Sam wrote:I just noticed he's wearing an NFL tie. Got the old Tampa logo on it. And the Washington Native Americans. :grin:
I used to have that tie. I bet it's still at my parents'.
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I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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BSmack wrote:If you live in The District, you would be used to this by now.
Barry hasn't been mayor since 94. Tell me you knew.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Sudden Sam wrote:Is that a donut pinned to his lapel?
It's some flower that honors Canadian/British military.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Tell me you knew.
That hurt.

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Hey Screwey -- he was Mayor in 99, serving a term after getting out of jail.

Tell me you knew?

Geebuz, I live 2500 miles from THE DISTRICT, and even I knew that.
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Dinsdale wrote:Hey Screwey -- he was Mayor in 99, serving a term after getting out of jail.

Tell me you knew?

Geebuz, I live 2500 miles from THE DISTRICT, and even I knew that.
He was re-elected in 94 and left office in Jan. 99. I stand corrected.

Ponderous.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Ford during a crack smoking rage would still be an upgrade for us in Cali....
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The Seer wrote:...would still be an upgrade for us in Cali....
He'd probably be an upgrade for Raiders football as well...






Oh, poptart.... :oops:
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My college tennis coach was a round glutton just like Mayor 'Tard, and this exact sort of thing would happen to him sometimes when he would try to make a quick athletic move.

The grotesque upper body would flow one direction and he'd be twirled right down into the ground


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The latest on Mayor 'Tard...







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Sis looks like she could outdrink him.

Imagine what Chris Farley could do with that character. That fukker IS Chris Farley, just not quite as dead.....yet.
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