Cal v. u$c

M2 · Post by M2 » Sat Nov 09, 2013 7:33 pm

There's a chance this game could derail a chance at 28 straight MNC's.

A rare PAC 12 game that isn't played at night. In fact, the setting will be the breathtaking San Francisco Bay Area and more specifically "Strawberry Canyon" on this stunning fall Saturday in California.

If Goff starts and plays more than 3 quarters... Cal gets crushed.

If Goff gets injured and Kline plays more than 3 quarters (only way Dykes ever plays the backup qb) Cal crushes $c.

As I've said since the start of the season... the best qb at Cal is sitting on the bench.

Now 90% of the Cal fan-base is in agreement with me... and has been for the last 6 games. Unfortunately, Dykes is a Texan who is stubborn and not too bright.

Well, 25 minutes to go... for this rare/early PAC 12 showdown on National TV (FOX).

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Nov 09, 2013 8:06 pm

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sat Nov 09, 2013 8:15 pm

M2 wrote:the setting will be the breathtaking San Francisco Bay Area

Is the smog that bad now?

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Sat Nov 09, 2013 8:20 pm

i like san francisco a lot..great american city...bay area possibly...but i don't see the connection between it's coolness and cal football.

???

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Nov 09, 2013 8:43 pm

Game over already.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Sat Nov 09, 2013 9:39 pm

M2 wrote: As I've said since the start of the season... the best qb at Cal is sitting on the bench.

As I've said since last year, Bigelow is the best running back in the country.

Laxplayer · Post by **Laxplayer** » Sun Nov 10, 2013 12:59 am

As I've said since the start of the season... the best qb at Cal is sitting on the bench.

It seems like the best everything at Cal is sitting on the bench. Nobody on the field looks like they even know how to play football.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sun Nov 10, 2013 3:39 pm

SC isn't half bad with Lame out of the picture.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Sun Nov 10, 2013 9:49 pm

Walk off.

M2 · Post by M2 » Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:30 am

I simply forgot how slow and stupid Texans/Southerners are... after living around the most brilliant people on the planet (the Bay Area) back here at home.

I should have known better... having lived in Houston for 15 years.

Quite frankly, if it wasn't for us intellectuals here in the Bay Area... you losers would still be fucking around with your "rabbit ears" trying to get FM radio... and twisting a knob on the resister trying to get "Romper Room" as opposed to posting on "hear dar interneter".

Oh yeah... we here in the Bay Area made sure "Obama" was elected "President" just so we could fuck with you simpletons.

It's just how we roll... in California

Seriously,

You NEVER hire a Texan... to do a man's job.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 3:26 pm

So Cal's next coach will have to be a Bay Area native. This will continue the hilarity.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Nov 11, 2013 3:34 pm

toolio,

You're a Bay Area transplant working as a traveling carney. You don't qualify as one of the "intellectuals." How about you learn some remedial English skills before you start trying to identify with that crowd.

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 4:00 pm

Great thread.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Nov 11, 2013 5:36 pm

I don't think "Bay Area people" are a joke. I think foolio is a joke for trying to claim life bode because he's a poor man living four zip codes away from a rich man's neighborhood.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:04 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:toolio,

You're a Bay Area transplant working as a traveling carney. You don't qualify as one of the "intellectuals." How about you learn some remedial English skills before you start trying to identify with that crowd.
It's amazing how completely impervious he is as to how much of a joke the rest of the country thinks the "bay area" people are.

Toolio gives "Bay Area" folks a bad name, just like Cletus (you know the overalls wearing toofless backwoods moonshiner) gives you all a bad name.
Careful about latching on to stereotypes.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 8:07 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Who would you rather live closer to - m2 or Cletus?

Depends. Is the person in question a top or a bottom?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 8:53 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Mikey wrote:
Papa Willie wrote: It's amazing how completely impervious he is as to how much of a joke the rest of the country thinks the "bay area" people are.
Toolio gives "Bay Area" folks a bad name, just like Cletus (you know the overalls wearing toofless backwoods moonshiner) gives you all a bad name.
Careful about latching on to stereotypes.
Who would you rather live closer to - m2 or Cletus?

Neither. That's I live in God's Country. Far enough away from the both of ya.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:46 pm

Papa Willie wrote:

Who would you rather live closer to - m2 or Cletus?

Depends on how close.

M2 · Post by M2 » Tue Nov 12, 2013 7:07 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I don't think "Bay Area people" are a joke. I think foolio is a joke for trying to claim life bode because he's a poor man living four zip codes away from a rich man's neighborhood.

Bwhahahahaha...

You can do an ip and location search on where I live...

... the thing is, it would take you 2 years of working in Mechicken to even "pay rent" for a year in my location.

So, there's that.

Post my location... hillbilly. You have my permission.

M2 · Post by M2 » Tue Nov 12, 2013 7:42 am

Macon, GA

1281 Schley Street, Macon GA, 31206

$22,000
*est. payment: $84.03
Beds: 3
Sq. Ft: 1,492
Price per sq.ft: $15
MLS #: 113896
Days on Homes.com: 67
Baths: 2 full
Lot Size: 0.2 acres
Year Built: 1942
Type: Residential

Too funny !

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Nov 12, 2013 9:05 pm

M2 wrote: I think he's a great fit for Cal.

Pretty sure that at least this part is right.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Nov 12, 2013 9:06 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:
Mikey wrote:just like Cletus (you know the overalls wearing toofless backwoods moonshiner) gives you all a bad name.
You been spyin' on me?

Kin I gets me a jar?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 4:54 pm

Just watched a movie called "Lawless" the other night, oh yeah, and a marathon viewing of "Hatfields and McCoys" on Saturday night, so I'm all into this shit right now.

The local stores have been selling something called Moonshine in Mason jars recently. Clear or with a variety of different fruits. Haven't checked it out but I may have to try it just for the hell of it. Probably produced by Diageo at some distillery in L.A. though.

T1B

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