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Moving Sale, time to cut the bullshit...

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Post a pic of yourself holding a yardstick by your side.

This needs to end NOW.

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Marty, marty...for shame. Tiny Lawya has assured us that he is at least 5'9" and if you can't trust a lawyer's word...who can you trust?
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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How about I rob a bank?
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Have an adult help you with swinging the hammer.
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Marty wrote:Post a pic of yourself holding a yardstick by your side.
A yardstick?

Try a Duracell D.
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Moving Sale wrote:How about I rob a convenience store?
FTFY. You don't make enough money to go in a bank.
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I don't have a yardstick or D-cell handy, but I do have this pic of me and mvscal from the last time I visited him his home at the San Diego zoo.

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Moving Sale wrote:I don't have a yardstick or D-cell handy, but I do have this pic of me and mvscal from the last time I visited him his home at the San Diego zoo.

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Figures you would be holding a black cock.
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Derron wrote:Image
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Papa Willie wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:I don't have a yardstick or D-cell handy, but I do have this pic of me and mvscal from the last time I visited him his home at the San Diego zoo.

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You got one of your convicted chimps to stand in a hole and put a gorilla mask on? Yay?
Then he gave the chimp $ 5 to groom his groin, and mutter black cock sayings in his ear.
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You look like a fat tub of shit. I think Spray may weigh less at this point.
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R-Jack wrote:I think Spray may weigh less at this point.

Like two gas giants in a binary system, on the verge of going super-nova...the possibility of the universe collapsing in on itself is REAL.



Pray to whatever god you believe in.


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Yeah, but the chance of you actually making a joke is nil. Seriously, B-juice ("the champagne of mottled mohels"), do you just lay around waiting for some handout check and get blotto on meds all day? You are actually one of the most brain-dead idiots I've ever seen here.
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I sense a sneaking admiration...
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R-Jack wrote:You look like a fat tub of shit. I think Spray may weigh less at this point.
Standing next to mvskkkal adds 40 lbs. Are you keeping yourself svelte in order to make it easier to sneak up on your daughter?
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R-Jack wrote:You look like a fat tub of shit. I think Spray may weigh less at this point.
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He's now bald and with man boobies.
He is wide as he is tall.

When he tokes another Mary Jane doobie
He just likes... to get small.
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Struggling to Move Sale wrote: Standing next to mvskkkal adds 40 lbs.
Is he in the car with you when you blow a load into your elastic waist slacks at the sight of a Hometown Buffet?

At least mix in a puffy coat lardass. :paul: :paul: :paul:
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Puffy coat? Is that what you call your penis before you rape your daughter?
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You must have missed the KC Paul meme when you where binge eating taking a sabbatical from the board.
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Shit does tend to go over his head.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Image
That is not movement stale in that pic.
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I must have missed the KCPaul thing. Was this before or after you started molesting your daughter?
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Molest your daughter

Black cock

Molest your daughter

Black cock

Molest your daughter

Black cock



Sounds like one of those stupid old Jim Rome mashups.

You are truly a moronic, uncreative broken record... and it wasn't a good record to start with.
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You seemed pretty happy when the meme was short tiny midget short tiny midget short tiny midget. Why are your panties all in a bunch now?
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Moving Sale wrote:You seemed pretty happy when the meme was short tiny midget short tiny midget short tiny midget. Why are your panties all in a bunch now?
That's because there is more humor in truth than in fiction.
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Wow, you really are this dumb. So much for it just being an act.

Think "chicken/egg," moron.
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Dinsdale wrote:Wow, you really are this dumb. So much for it just being an act.

Think "chicken/egg," moron.
You used to be to chicken to reply to my posts but I guess I egged you on enough to overcome your fear. It's a start. Now for your next act why don't you try and make some sense you stupid fucking hypocrite.
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Killian wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:You seemed pretty happy when the meme was short tiny midget short tiny midget short tiny midget. Why are your panties all in a bunch now?
That's because there is more humor in truth than in fiction.
So what you are saying is it's funny that you are a yellowbellied cunt. Gotcha.
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No, it's funny that you are a bigot and call people racist.
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I find it funnier that he runs fat smack on Spray, or anyone else for that matter, while he in fact looks like posting pictures of broccoli would scare him off.

Well that and that he's too dumb to realize how bad he's KYOA'd again.
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Moving Sale wrote:You seemed pretty happy when the meme was short tiny midget short tiny midget short tiny midget. Why are your panties all in a bunch now?
What do you mean the meme WAS short tiny midget short tiny midget short tiny midget? It still is you fucking midget imbecile ..but you have to be told that.
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R-Jack wrote:I find it funnier that he runs fat smack on Spray, or anyone else for that matter, while he in fact looks like posting pictures of broccoli would scare him off.
This is how the whole 'you molest your daughter thing' started as well. I found it pathetic that you would run pedo smack on diego while you were molesting your daughter.

It's also funny how stupid you are.
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Killian wrote:No, it's funny that you are a bigot and call people racist.
Calling retarded people retards or 'tards is not being a bigot you fucking retard.
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Sure it's not, you fat fuck. Just like calling gay people faggots or black people nigggers isn't bigoted; it's just a friendly term that you would use in front of that group. There's no malice behind it is there, Gimli? I can see why you're a public defender. You're just not that smart. Now go eat away your feelings.
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Killian wrote:Now go eat away your feelings.


Yikes. Next you'll be telling him Jim's BBQ is having a special on short ribs. Maybe try the coleslaw - I hear they grate baby carrots in there.
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Somebody clue me into why Multiple Shortness Type II keeps saying R-Jerk molests his own daughter please. A really bad defense attorney with no credibility is grabbing at sippy straws again?
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Who cares really?

It's like the old saying goes.....Sticks and stones may break my nose, but he'll be dead by 55.
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R-Jack wrote:Who cares really?
Nice to see you got over it so quick. How long do you think it will take till the scars on your daughter psyche heal?
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Sudden Sam wrote:I've never been a fan of the pedo stuff tossed at either Diego or R-Jack.

Don't know how any of it started. But as unoffendable as I am, that shit bothers me. Even in this bizarro world in here, accusing someone of that is pretty rough.
R- jackmeofflittlegirl seems to be fine with it, at least the dishing it out part.
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