worst "popular" songs ever

RIP scritti.

Moderator: scritti

Post Reply
User avatar
War Wagon
2010 CFB Pickem Champ
Posts: 21127
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:38 pm
Location: Tiger country

worst "popular" songs ever

Post by War Wagon »

I'm talking about songs that somehow still get airplay on pop radio, as if there were people they polled who voted "yes, I want you to play that at my funeral, and every day beyond".

This could be a long list, and others may add to it, but for me, absolutely, at the top of that list, never to be dethroned, even if I never use another comma the rest of my miserable life...

The B-52's - Love Shack

That comes on the radio while I'm driving, I can't change the station fast enough. Just hearing one note of it makes me want to go bezerk, cross the center line into oncoming traffic, because the first person I ram may be listening to it and I want to end their misery as well.

But I don't do that because I believe that when I die and go to Hell, I'll be forced to listen to it, over and over, for all eternity. I don't want to hasten the inevitable.
User avatar
Dinsdale
Lord Google
Posts: 33414
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:30 pm
Location: Rip City

Re: worst "popular" songs ever

Post by Dinsdale »

Agreed, Brother.

Not sure if it counts as pop, but I contemplate random killings any time Elvis Costello comes on the radio.

Or just about anything by U2.

Anything after about 1980 by Tom Petty? Pitchforks and torches. I want to kill the first dork ass baby-boomer I see that enabled such crap.

Not that I ever listen to pop stations per se, but if I hear Madonna... seething rage.

Mellencamp? I hear that, and I furiously leaf through the phone book looking for people named Mellencamp to hunt down and pluck their eyes out.

I'll come up with more.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
User avatar
Screw_Michigan
Angry Snowflake
Posts: 21095
Joined: Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:37 am
Location: 20011

Re: worst "popular" songs ever

Post by Screw_Michigan »

Dinsdale wrote:Anything after about 1980 by Tom Petty?
Full Moon Fever was a pretty good album by Petty standards. Same with Into the Great Wide Open. Die of a superbug enabled STD you inherited from some skank.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
User avatar
Screw_Michigan
Angry Snowflake
Posts: 21095
Joined: Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:37 am
Location: 20011

Re: worst "popular" songs ever

Post by Screw_Michigan »

I don't listen to FM radio other than NPR so I guess I don't have anything to contribute to this thread.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
Goober McTuber
World Renowned Last Word Whore
Posts: 25891
Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:07 pm

Re: worst "popular" songs ever

Post by Goober McTuber »

Screw_Michigan wrote:I don't have anything to contribute to this thread.
Sig material.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
BSmack
2005 and 2010 JFFL Champion
Posts: 29350
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:21 pm
Location: Lookin for tards

Re: worst "popular" songs ever

Post by BSmack »

I'll take "Any post 1980 Aerosmith" for 200 please?
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."

—Earl Sinclair

"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.

- Antonio Brown
User avatar
War Wagon
2010 CFB Pickem Champ
Posts: 21127
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:38 pm
Location: Tiger country

Re: worst "popular" songs ever

Post by War Wagon »

Dinsdale wrote:Anything after about 1980 by Tom Petty? Pitchforks and torches.
Agreed... 'cept for his stint with TW.


User avatar
mamamustanger
Elwood
Posts: 167
Joined: Sun Dec 05, 2010 3:40 am

Re: worst "popular" songs ever

Post by mamamustanger »

War Wagon....... While tuning into tune town I usually agree with your choices in music and your likes but I also like the B 52's. Their music is fun and upbeat and love shack is one Of my favorites


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
User avatar
Smackie Chan
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 7309
Joined: Fri May 20, 2005 1:56 pm
Location: Inside Your Speakers

Re: worst "popular" songs ever

Post by Smackie Chan »

Dinsdale wrote:anything by U2.
Never did get why they were such a big deal.
Anything after about 1980 by Tom Petty? Pitchforks and torches. I want to kill the first dork ass baby-boomer I see that enabled such crap.
Gotta disagree. I'm not a big Petty fan, and if I never hear "Refugee" or "Breakdown" or "Don't Do Me Like That" or most of the other songs from their heyday (except "I Need to Know"), I'll be just fine. I'd much rather hear these two from 2010:




Mellencamp? I hear that, and I furiously leaf through the phone book looking for people named Mellencamp to hunt down and pluck their eyes out.
I can tolerate "Paper in Fire," but other than that, I'm with ya. "Jack & Diane" makes me wanna commit seppuku.
Stultorum infinitus est numerus
User avatar
Felix
2012 JAFFL Champ
Posts: 9271
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:37 pm
Location: probably on a golf course

Re: worst "popular" songs ever

Post by Felix »

Sudden Sam wrote:"Seasons in the Sun" by Terry Jacks. Can't get much worse than that shit.

seriously??????



I thought listening to the studio version was hard, but a live version of this steaming pile??????


and the worst evah......



if I could catch either of them, I'd probably shoot them on site just for principle
get out, get out while there's still time
User avatar
Dinsdale
Lord Google
Posts: 33414
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:30 pm
Location: Rip City

Re: worst "popular" songs ever

Post by Dinsdale »

Sorry Felix, but you cited 3 tunes that all have fucking as the subject.


Sam's is about being terminally ill.

So I guess if forced to grade magnitude of suckiness, I'll take fucking over dying. Other than that, pretty much a wash.


Hmmm.... Terry Jacks. Sammy Johns. Both have two first names. Coincidence?
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
User avatar
Dinsdale
Lord Google
Posts: 33414
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:30 pm
Location: Rip City

Re: worst "popular" songs ever

Post by Dinsdale »

Maybe we should just declare the 70's off-limits?



I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
Post Reply