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1. FSU
2. Auburn :hfal:
3. Mizzou
4. Urban Cocksmoker
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Papa Willie wrote:but the fact remains - they're unbeaten. They belong in #2.
Yes Willie, but by the same existing crazy BCS logic that has a 10-2 South Carolina team (with losses against Georgia and Tennesseeforchristsakes) ahead of 11-1 Baylor and Michigan State, there's no reason why Auburn shouldn't be #2.

Can't wait to see how the committee picks their four next year!
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L45B wrote:
Yes Willie, but by the same existing crazy BCS logic that has a 10-2 South Carolina team (with losses against Georgia and Tennesseeforchristsakes) ahead of 11-1 Baylor and Michigan State, there's no reason why Auburn shouldn't be #2.

Oregon lost to 2 farrrrr better teams, and beat one of South Carolina's superiors.

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Didn't Georgia lose to Vandy this year?

I guess UGA's lofty preseason ranking and all those injuries makes up for stuff like that.
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1 - FSU
2 - Ohio State
3 - Auburn
4 - Missouri
5 - Alabama
6 - Michigan State
7 - Oklahoma State
8 - Stanford
9 - Baylor
10 - South Carolina
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Sudden Sam wrote:I keed...I keed.
:lol:

Okay I'll admit, they probably would've beaten Wisconsin last Saturday.
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Arizona would smoke UGA.

Vandy, while indeed 8-4, lost to every good team they played.
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My homer rankings which no doubt will elicit a pile-on

1. FSU - scary good, everybody else is playing for the right to get smoked by them in the MNC. But still, the game must be played. Duke? What's the line, -28.5?

2. Mizzou - lone loss in 2OT's to SCL after pissing away a 17-0 lead in the 4th qtr. The game ended when a chip shot FG attempt clanked off the left upright. :brad:

3. Auburn - needed miracles to win their last 2 games. But still, they were close enough and in position to make those wins happen.

4. Alabama - I really wanted them in the SEC CCG as a win against them would be more impressive not to mention satisfying. Fuck them and their mega millionaire coach. I hope he leaves for Texas.

5. Ohio State - who have they beaten? Oh, that's right. They beat an awful Michigan team 42-41 last week because some brain dead coach thought it would be a good idea to go for 2 at the end instead of playing OT. It would've been great had it worked but the play they drew up never had a chance, thus it was immensely stupid.

6. Michigan State - will beat the #5 team if there is a god.

7-10. - Insert also-rans from the rest of the AQ's, SCL probably at the head of this list with a few token PAC 12 teams thrown in so Dins doesn't cry in his micro-brew.
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Sorry dude, while prefacing your take with the "homer" qualifier buys you some leeway, it certainly doesn't give you free license to be a complete, unadulterated, ignorant moron.

War Wagon wrote: 5. Ohio State - who have they beaten? Oh, that's right.
Oh, that is right... they've beaten a higher ranked team than your selection for your #2. And they didn't lose to anybody.

Dumbass.
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Hey, somebody has to counter the ridiculous amount of SEC ball sucking going on.

But, for real -- Zona would kill UGA. They'd run Vandy out of the building, too. Don't get me wrong, I've never liked DickRod, but facts is facts. They definitely got better as the season went, and have a beast at RB with the OL to block for him.
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Papa Willie wrote:On any other given Saturday, Oregon would have kicked them in the shit.

If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all be as fat as you.

But since the 5th straight BCS bowl is most likely off the table, I'm now focusing on antagonizing SECBSH. You people suck so fucking badly, you're making me root for tOSU and the Criminoles. Do you realize what a monumental feat you've collectively pulled off?

Regardless, that doesn't matter right now... I'm now focused on calling out the absolutely idiotic retardation Wags posted.
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Focus away, try to use less adjectives, more facts.

Who has Ohio State beaten that was higher ranked (at the time) than UGA?
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shhh... Dins is focusing on monumental retardation and what such. Can't you just picture his face all scrunched up at this effort?
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War Wagon wrote:5. Ohio State - who have they beaten? Oh, that's right. They beat an awful Michigan team 42-41 last week because some brain dead coach thought it would be a good idea to go for 2 at the end instead of playing OT. It would've been great had it worked but the play they drew up never had a chance, thus it was immensely stupid.
I hate that you're putting me in this position, but...

it was the right call. Bad play-call, sure, but the right decision.

Michigan's kicker got hurt and would have been unavailable for OT. What if OSU comes up with a couple big stops? You want to put the game on the leg of a backup kicker? They're at OSU's 3 yard line. They have nothing to lose, and were shredding them all day. End it right then and there. Do you really want to put the ball back into the hands of Braxton Miller and Carlos Hyde, and try to beat those guys in a shootout? Not me.
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War Wagon wrote:Focus away, try to use less adjectives, more facts.

Who has Ohio State beaten that was higher ranked (at the time) than UGA?

Oh, we're playing the "at the time" game?

Enjoy the Bama/Oregon BCS matchup.

12 games in, we aren't still playing the "at the time" game, are we? Shit teams are shit teams. All about your body of work once we get this deep. Unless you think early season rankings are valid all of a sudden... which would make you unsmart.
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I'll confess I didn't know about the kicker being hurt but even so, it was still a bad decision.

And I don't know about the back-up kicker, but I'd probably trade him for Mizzou's kicker.
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Nobody has a tough schedule. Except the shittiest teams in cfb. Those guys had tough games week in, week out.
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War Wagon wrote:I'll confess I didn't know about the kicker being hurt but even so, it was still a bad decision.
Brady Hoke might be a fat bumbling buffoon, but I'm pretty sure he has a better feel for his team in that situation than you do. Just maybe.
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Dinsdale wrote:Oh, we're playing the "at the time" game?
You can play it either way, use transitive properties that you decry, (only when it suits your purpose) or just answer the goddamn question.

You're on record saying OSU would make Mizzou "cry". This, after having your bandwagon derailed like a Bronx train so fast you had to find another to jump on right quick instead of just tending your wounds in humility. No, you want to find a lawyer and sue somebody.

I say you're full of shit, slinging it against the wall and hoping some of it sticks.
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War Wagon wrote:your bandwagon

Huh?

This, then accusing others of "slinging shit against the wall" (to see if it sticks)?

When did I switch teams, exactly? Got a date for that?

Whether anyone likes me, hates me, or couldn't give a fuck, Ill go ahead and guess everyone on this forum will vouch for the fact that you just kicked your own ass ten ways til Sunday.

You might want to try and refute the "dumbass" accusations, rather than reinforce them... dumbass.


You describe Michigan as "awful." I won't go that far, but I'll go with "mediocre." They got up to #8 or thereabouts, so they must be something other than "awful," by your standards... they must be totally awesome.

Maybe you should try only talking out of one side of your mouth, since the double-sided bit isn't working for you.
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Dinsdale wrote:Ill go ahead and guess everyone on this forum will vouch for the fact that you just kicked your own ass ten ways til Sunday
You should stick with focusing rather than guessing.

Step One in the Board Bitch manual:

Endeavor to enlist "everyone"... convince that you aren't getting pummeled while you flail to no avail.

Yeah, that's the ticket.

Wait... did you just say that Michigan is/was better than any team Mizzou has beaten this year? That was the answer I was trying to drag out of you.
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Sudden Sam wrote:Go Blue Devils and Spartans. If for no other reason, to forever mar the memory of the BCS.
Because it’s been such a memorable entity up till now.

3 SEC teams in the Top 5, all on the outside looking in come Championship game time? That would be priceless.
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War Wagon wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Ill go ahead and guess everyone on this forum will vouch for the fact that you just kicked your own ass ten ways til Sunday
You should stick with focusing rather than guessing.

Step One in the Board Bitch manual:

Endeavor to enlist "everyone"... convince that you aren't getting pummeled while you flail to no avail.

Yeah, that's the ticket.

Wait... did you just say that Michigan is/was better than any team Mizzou has beaten this year? That was the answer I was trying to drag out of you.

Nice try. Ain't gonna fly. You accused me of bandwagoning... I was just wondering either which team I bandwagoned, or exactly what you think that word means.

Take your time. Then admit you're wrong.

And since you're none too bright, I'll help you out -- you claim UGA was some great win because some horribly misinformed voters once had them ranked highly. I simply pointed out that those same voters once had Michigan ranked highly, but in your idiotic world the same logic doesn't apply to any teams but your own.

But no, I didn't say Michigan is better than any team Mizzou has beaten. If you actually followed CFB outside of Missouri, you'd realize both through rankings and basic objectivity that Wisconsin is better than any team Mizzou beat.

See where you went wrong there, dumbass? You asked who tOSU has beaten, using that as logic to drop an AQ undefeated to #5. I VERY CORRECTLY pointed out that tOSU has beaten a better team than anyone Mizzou beat.

Sorry if the truth hurts, but facts dictate that you're so wrong it's laughable. Go ahead and homer all you like -- it's what fans do... just don't fucking lie to make your point, OK? You made incorrect statements to support your point, you were called out for it, and the whining meltage began. Just fucking stop.
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