Suck it, SEC bitches!!

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Suck it, SEC bitches!!

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My grandson has that EA Sports College Football game on our Playstation. He decided to play the entire Wisconsin season. He also decided to move Wisconsin to the SEC.

I’m pleased to report that Wisconsin won the SEC East, finishing the regular season 12-0. They then beat LSU in the SEC Championship Game 35-21. They beat Oklahoma in the NCG 27-10.

On Wisconsin.


And save the "that's the only way Wisky ever wins the NC" takes. I'm not reading them. Very closely.
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Might as well win the NCG, since they can't win the Rose Bowl.

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Doesn't surprise me one bit. The Big 12 sent over a couple of middle of the road scrubs last year and they have fared pretty decent.
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campinfool wrote:Doesn't surprise me one bit. The Big 12 sent over a couple of middle of the road scrubs last year and they have fared pretty decent.
Yep...a team that couldn't get out of it's own way in the B12 and a team that went WINLESS in league play last year are the cream of the meat grinder? Proof that the SEC is a media creation.
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Goober McTuber wrote:He decided to play the entire Wisconsin season. He also decided to move Wisconsin to the SEC.
Now Goobs, the bigger question here is did he appropriately replace Arizona State and BYU with Chattanooga and Coastal Carolina?
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L45B wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:He decided to play the entire Wisconsin season. He also decided to move Wisconsin to the SEC.
Now Goobs, the bigger question here is did he appropriately replace Arizona State and BYU with Chattanooga and Coastal Carolina?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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L45B wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:He decided to play the entire Wisconsin season. He also decided to move Wisconsin to the SEC.
Now Goobs, the bigger question here is did he appropriately replace Arizona State and BYU with Chattanooga and Coastal Carolina?
That'll rack, pig. That'll rack.
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Now that I think about it, the kid mentioned how cute his little sister looks. :?
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Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Sudden Sam wrote:Come on, y'all.

B1GBSHs taking jabs at the SEC?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
It's fun because y'all are so sensitive about yer footbowel.
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Papa Willie wrote:Do I need to run the bowl records in the BCS era stats again?
That's my whole point. A simple wisecrack has you all, "OHHH, BOWL RECORDS! MNCS! INSERT SEC STAT HERE! WE ARE SO DOMINANT!!!!"
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I really like the direction this thread has taken.
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Goober McTuber wrote:I really like the direction this thread has taken.

Is this the part where SECBSH goes Chernobyl, then brags about how the SEC makes everyone melt?

I think I've seen this movie before.
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No, we just get a kick out of you rushing to the almanac anytime somebody makes a throwaway crack about your OOC scheduling or unwillingness to board an airplane.
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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