Colin Cowherd and His Comments About Auburn

[Mikey]

I think you need to get a job.

[Dinsdale]

I'm just confused as to what CC saw or thinks he saw in that game to come to the conclusions he did.

Uhhhhh..... I'll go with a "W."

[Carson]

Cowherd knows that the mere thought of losing to Auburn turns bammers into venom-spewing maniacs who will then claim seven more MNCs to console themselves.

The three bammers who represent the current UAT fanbase: Harvey Updyke, The Bourbon Street Teabagger, and Phyllis from Mulga. Back in the 70-80s it was Shorty Price. In the 90s it was the two brothers who carried toilet paper and detergent boxes on sticks - Roll Tide . Dismissing them as stereotypes is futile. Face it Sam, shit floats in the crimson tide.

Malzahn may not be the silver bullet for Saban, but y'all are now paying him 7.5 mil a year yet his record against Auburn is 4-3, including a loss at home.

[Dinsdale]

Look, I'm still in shock that we lost.

You rolled out what was easily your worst team in 3-4 years, and you're "shocked" you lost a game?

Sense of entitlement much?

[Dinsdale]

Damn -- give a Southerner enough rope, and eventually... they'll try to fuck their cousin with it.

Where to even begin.

Apparently he didn't watch the Iron Bowl. Alabama outgained Auburn by 100 yards. The Tide also averaged more yards per rushing play than did the Tigers. Obviously the Tide passing game was far better.

Is that so, SS2?

You're not planning on making fun of a certain Kal fan ever again, right?

Holy fuck.

Mike Riley

I think his allegiance might have switched back to his hometown team, ya'think? Although he often speaks about trying to do things the Bear way. Says back when, the 100th guy on the bench (him) was just as important as the starting QB.

[Dinsdale]

I was simply pointing out the fact that Alabama outplayed them

Whatever you say, SSoolio.

[Dinsdale]

And Dins, do not jank on another area of the country when you come a state where it is illegal for you to pump your own fucking gas.

Southern transplants need jobs too.

[Carson]

ANDALUSIA, Ala.-- Summer and Steven Steele had a new baby boy on Dec. 17 and they named him Krimson Tyde.

http://www.al.com/living/index.ssf/2013 ... t-comments

Nothing to see here per Saban Sam.

[King Crimson]

wow, Colin Cowherd said something intended to be inflammatory....to generate his own pub in the southeast part of the US while he's seen as a west coast guy/biased prick.

amazing. i'm shocked.

Sam, let it go. the guy is an idiot. and he's professional at it. he's just poking at Bama fan. now, if he was talking special teams.....then, you oughta get up. OU is going to kick FG's all over your ass.

[Dinsdale]

Sam provides the greatest example of why my homie Colin does what he does.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

my homie Colin

So how many times have you read this trash from cover to cover?



I don't know why you still suck this guy's dick so hard. He goes out of his way to bash U&L sports teams, and only cares about the Yankees, the Lakers, Tiger Woods, SEC football, etc., like a good little company man. Which is probably the only reason he's still with ESPN when everybody else bolts for another network the first chance they get. He's a tool. A shrilly-voiced, penis-faced, tool.

[Carson]

More bammer mindset:

http://blog.al.com/live/2013/12/phenix_ ... t-comments

...they keep me strong 24/7," Broadhurst said. "I always say to myself, 'What would Saban do?'"

:puke:

[BSmack]

This is what the father of a five year old thinks of when Cowherd's name is mentioned.