Here come the Cowboys

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff · Mon Dec 16, 2013 11:01 am

Dallas will win the NFC East.

First they get 3-11 Washington to go to 8-7, then home vs. the Eagles to go to 9-7 and clinch. It's that simple. They'll host a wild card game in Big D.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 11:17 am

Dez Bryant @DezBryant

I walked back to the locker room because I was emotional...it had nothing to do with my
teammates we had it... We fought and didn't finish
10:44 AM - 16 Dec 2013

Pussy.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 11:21 am

Btw, where is DallasFanatic?

Did he get sick of all the shit when y'all had your little forum meltdown last fall?

:)

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 3:41 pm

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:at Chicago= easy win because Bears are depleted.
Green Bay= automatic win.

Chicago = an absolute ass-kicking of the Cowbots, even though the Bears are "depleted".

Green Bay = Perhaps the greatest single meltdown in Cowdung history. This from Yahoo sports...

Only Tony Romo. Only the Dallas Cowboys. Only in December.

In what surely will be remembered as the most preposterous regular-season choke in franchise history, the most volatile quarterback in recent NFL history threw two fourth-quarter interceptions to complete a 23-point meltdown in the second half that might define him over all the other meltdowns that already define him.

Leave aside how the Cowboys went into halftime Sunday against the Green Bay Packers with a 26-3 lead. Leave aside how a win over said Packers, led by wayward backup Matt Flynn, would have pulled the Cowboys even with Philadelphia in the win column and, with a victory in hand over the Eagles, atop the NFC East. Leave aside how the Dallas defense allowed touchdowns on every single second-half possession (except for when the Packers went into the victory formation).

Romo could have easily put this game away by simply using his penultimate drive to turn around and hand off to running back DeMarco Murray. The Cowboys were ahead, 36-31, and Murray was gashing the Pack to the tune of more than 7 yards per carry. Instead, the Cowboys threw on not one, not two, but three straight downs. They moved the chains, used the next first down to hand off to Murray, and then Romo threw again. The result was almost as predictable as it was unimaginable: a Sam Shields interception that led to the game-losing touchdown.

Romo admitted he changed the play, a designed run for Murray.

Coach Jason Garrett didn't shield his quarterback in explaining the ill-fated pass to reporters.

"The idea was to run the ball and make them use clock," Garrett said. "Run it. If we throw, throw high percentage passes to keep the clock going and make them use their timeouts. Tony threw a pass on what we call a smoke, or a flash – something we have accompanying some runs if he gets a bad look – and that's what happened on the interception. It was a run call though that he threw the ball on."

"Inexplicable," blurted Fox's Joe Buck, and he was both right and wrong. It's inexplicable to throw when falling down would have worked better.

But it's not inexplicable.

It's Tony Romo.

The man has a flair for the inexplicable. And whether he changed that fateful play from a run to a throw is almost beside the point. He chucked the ball when he shouldn't have. He made the defining mistake that may cost the Cowboys yet another season.

All this and no Aaron Rodgers to boot.

You might want to re-think that Eagle game about now. Enjoy NOT making the playoffs. Again.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 4:12 pm

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote: First they get 3-11 Washington to go to 8-7, then home vs. the Eagles to go to 9-7 and clinch. It's that simple. They'll host a wild card game in Big D.

they might be able to squeek one out over the deadskins now that RG3 is on the bench, but the Eagles are a different story......I'd say Philly's defense was vulnerable, but after watching the cowgirls squander a huge half time lead to pull defeat out of the jaws of victory there's no telling how bad Romo can be on a given day......

man, that dude sucks at the speed of light.....

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Dec 17, 2013 2:58 pm

Felix wrote:they might be able to squeek one out over the deadskins now that RG3 is on the bench

Actually, the 'Sluts have the worst pass defense in the league and Cousins is a better pure passer than RGMe. There could be enough points scored in this one to make SEC defenses cringe.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Dec 17, 2013 8:05 pm

The Cowboys passing his is not just bad, it is historically bad.

From PFT

Most first downs allowed
The Cowboys’ defense has allowed 350 first downs, putting them in striking range of the all-time record of 406, set by the 1981 Baltimore Colts.

Most passing first downs allowed
The Cowboys’ defense has also allowed 209 passing first downs, putting them in striking range of the all-time record of 246, set by the 2011 Packers.

Most total yards allowed
The Cowboys’ defense has allowed 5,982 total yards this season, putting them in striking range of the all-time record of 7,042, set by the 2012 Saints.

Most passing yards allowed
The Cowboys’ defense has allowed 4,163 passing yards this season, putting them in striking range of the all-time record of 4,796, set by the 2011 Packers.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 2:33 am

And let's bear in mind, they even have a HoF-caliber pass rusher, and still manage to suck this badly, which makes it all the more mind-boggling.

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff · Sat Dec 21, 2013 12:40 pm

Dallas controls its own destiny and hosts a wild card game if they win out. It's that simple. And they're doing just that.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 1:38 pm

Dallas controls its own destiny

- YaFJ

Sounds about as inspiring as ---> Paul Walker controls the car keys.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 4:15 pm

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:Dallas controls its own destiny and hosts a wild card game if they win out. It's that simple. And they're doing just that.

that brings to mind a certain cartoon I watched when I was a kid

Bullwinkle: hey Rock, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat
Rocky: but that trick never works
Bullwinkle: this time for sure

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff · Mon Dec 23, 2013 3:52 am

Boom.

Romo clutch 4th down and goal TD pass with a minute left, in December.

Money.

Now just a home game next week to clinch the East.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 5:16 am

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:Boom.

Romo clutch 4th down and goal TD pass with a minute left, in December.

Money.

Now just a home game next week to clinch the East.

Just a home game? Cakewalk, huh?

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 3:51 pm

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:Boom.

Romo clutch 4th down and goal TD pass with a minute left, in December.

Money.

Now just a home game next week to clinch the East.

Oh really, money? You mean that come from behind just barely weak-ass effort against the pathetic Redskins? You mean like the fact that this whole thing has played out exactly like you predicted? And you really believe that it's going to be sure thing against the Eagles who just ripped the hearts out of the Bears, who just ripped the hearts out of your pathetic Cowgirls?

Enjoy the dream Jerkoff. Next weekend you wake up to the reality of Dallas watching the playoffs from their respective couches.

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff · Mon Dec 23, 2013 8:56 pm

Romo has 13 4th quarter comebacks since 2011, the most of any NFL QB in that stretch.

He's money.

And the Eagles win last night helped the Cowboys.....now when they beat the Eagles next week they will be the #3 seed in the NFC.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Dec 23, 2013 9:36 pm

He'll have to be money from the bench because he won't be playing. Reports of some kind of back or vaginal injury.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 9:37 pm

According to ESPN:

Most INT's in 4th quarter or OT, score tied or leading by 7 or fewer-

Tony Romo - 8
Tom Brady - 7
Matt Ryan - 7
Matt Schaub - 6
Chad Henne - 6

Nice to see he balances his comebacks with his fuck ups. Pretty much a wash here Jerkoff.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Dec 23, 2013 9:38 pm

But on the bright side, Orton probably gives you a better chance of winning.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:02 pm

Orton once lost his job to.... Tim Tebow.

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff · Mon Dec 23, 2013 11:32 pm

FUCK!

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 12:14 am

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:Romo has 13 4th quarter comebacks since 2011, the most of any NFL QB in that stretch.

How many of those were in December?

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff · Fri Dec 27, 2013 5:03 am

With the announcement coming out about Rodgers playing Sunday, Romo will no doubt go for Dallas and will lead them to the division title.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Dec 27, 2013 3:20 pm

If I was a Cowboys fan... I'd be missing about 75 IQ points.

I'd also be liking my chances with Orton better than Romo.

But last I checked, neither of them plays defense, nor does anyone else on the roster. And Skip Town Kelly has Philly's offense rolling right now.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Fri Dec 27, 2013 3:36 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:
Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:With the announcement coming out about Rodgers playing Sunday, Romo will no doubt go for Dallas and will lead them to the division title.
There's a connection?

No, there's not. Except of course in YaFJ's delusional version of reality. Romo is still walking wounded with his herniated vagina...err, disc. And he has yet to participate in any form of practice, not exactly a glowing endorsement for his starting or even playing on Sunday. Dallas is going down like as surely as Midget Sale does on black cock. It won't even be close.

Nappy nap time Jerkoff. Enjoy the Cowpuke-less playoffs.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Dec 27, 2013 3:48 pm

Dinsdale wrote:I'd also be liking my chances with Orton better than Romo.

I'd play Romo for the first 3 quarters, then Orton in the 4th. Or hell, even Jon Kitna. Anybody but Romo in crunch time.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Dec 27, 2013 3:53 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
I'd play Romo for the first 3 quarters, then Orton in the 4th. Or hell, even Jon Kitna. Anybody but Romo in crunch time.

I'll do it for $50.

And Dallas would still have a better chance.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Fri Dec 27, 2013 4:29 pm

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:With the announcement coming out about Rodgers playing Sunday, Romo will no doubt go for Dallas and will lead them to the division title.

Jason Garrett: “Tony Romo underwent back surgery this morning.”

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Fri Dec 27, 2013 5:56 pm

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Dec 30, 2013 4:20 am

See? Dallas didn't miss a beat without Romo.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Dec 30, 2013 1:31 pm

Dinsdale wrote:See? Dallas didn't miss a beat without Romo.

Exactly. Romo could not have done that any better.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Mon Dec 30, 2013 4:01 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Orton looked pretty damn good.

yeah, I doubt that Romo could have thrown that last interception any better than Orton did.....

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Mon Dec 30, 2013 4:31 pm

For how good he looked in one game, don't ever forget he got benched for Tim Tebow.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Dec 30, 2013 4:33 pm

That was the most seamless transition from starter to backup since Montana/Young.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Mon Dec 30, 2013 8:40 pm

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote: HELL of a way to finish out the year.

That just about sums it up.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:15 pm

The roaring silence from YAFJ is absolutely deafening.

Come on in and take a bow Jerkoff, you've earned it!

How's that Cowgirl couch feeling about now...a little lumpy? Not to worry, there's plenty of room for your team of losers.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:02 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:The roaring silence from YAFJ is absolutely deafening.

Come on in and take a bow Jerkoff, you've earned it!

How's that Cowgirl couch feeling about now...a little lumpy? Not to worry, there's plenty of room for your team of losers.

jeezus J, it's bad enough the cat was too big of a pussy to back up his bold predicitions, but now you've got to pile on by reiterating what everyone except YAFJ knew was going to happen......

have you no mercy?

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:35 pm

Yeah Felix, it is piling on. But when you dish it out that frequently and irrationally, you gotta be able to take it too.

And I'm going light on this as it is, considering his demeanor during the World Series.

You serve up a bunch of bullshit, better be willing to eat it.

Nom nom Jerkoff, and bon appétit.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jan 02, 2014 4:22 pm

Somebody better put this thing in the archive.

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff · Fri Jan 03, 2014 4:19 am

The Dallas D exposed Foles in that game and Collinsworth pointed it out too. Eagles are going to get their asses kicked by the Saints esp. after Orton whored them Sunday night. If Romo had been playing they'd have won that game too. Don't tell me he wouldn't have gotten that 2 point conversion because you know he would have.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Fri Jan 03, 2014 3:13 pm

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:The Dallas D exposed Foles in that game and Collinsworth pointed it out too. Eagles are going to get their asses kicked by the Saints esp. after Orton whored them Sunday night.

If by the term "Orton whored them" you mean that Dallas LOST the game, then yes, I suppose that's true.

The Saints haven't been the same team this year and the Eagles are on a tear right now. If your so-called prognostications come to fruition the way they usually do, then this is a lock for the Dirty Green Birds. Nice job on the jinx.

If Romo had been playing they'd have won that game too. Don't tell me he wouldn't have gotten that 2 point conversion because you know he would have.

No, nobody knows that. And based on his past performances at the end of the 4th quarter, he probably would have either thrown a vomit-laced interception or he would have fumbled the ball due to the shit all over his fingers after he soiled himself looking at the Eagles D.

For fucks sake Jerkoff, drop the act and accept the fact that the Cowpukes lost. The Eagles were the better team and making a bunch of excuses shows just what an insufferable, whining pussy you are.

Your bullshit is tired.

Let it go, assclown.