Super Bowl XLVIII

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 1:04 am

I hope a giant meteor crushes the stadium and everyone in it.

trev · Post by **trev** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 5:11 am

Don't think I've ever racked KC Scott. There is a first for everything.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Jan 25, 2014 4:22 pm

9-1 in my playoff run, going for 10-1. YAFJ - take notes, buddy.

I think the match-up favors Seattle, but I'm a big "intangibles" guy and I just don't see Manning losing this game. Seattle is very good and their time will come...but not quite yet.

Denver 24
Seattle 20

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:13 pm

Manning's got a great arm, but he ain't got the mobility that someone like Kapshisnuts has. With the pressure of the Seattle Legion of Boom, Manning's going to have a tough time throwing (and that's assuming the weather is even agreeable to a passing offense.

Seahawks - 17
Broncos - 10

Go Hawks!

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:57 pm

You're nuts if you think Dungver can be held to 10 points. They have too many weapons, regardless of the weather.

Donks - 28
Squawks - 20

trev · Post by **trev** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 7:50 pm

Another Super Bowl week, another sunny and 75 here.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Jan 25, 2014 7:56 pm

Diego in Seattle wrote:Manning's got a great arm, but he ain't got the mobility that someone like Kapshisnuts has. With the pressure of the Seattle Legion of Boom, Manning's going to have a tough time throwing (and that's assuming the weather is even agreeable to a passing offense.

You act like the 15 year vet has never seen a pass rush before. QBs that run do so in large part because they don't know how to face the pressure. Manning is extremely decisive and excellent at stepping up into the pocket and delivering throws when the heat is coming. Plus Denver has a great pass blocking o-line. That should be a great battle though...Denver's offensive line vs the Seattle front 7.

Weather could definitely be a factor though. That's why I say the match-up favors Seattle (better defense and running game).

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 10:22 pm

I don't know, did you see those lameduck passes Manning was throwing up against NE? He won't be able to get away with that against the Seahawks.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Jan 25, 2014 10:33 pm

He's been throwing the ball like that all year. His timing and accuracy is what makes him so dangerous.

Arm strength is meaningless if you don't have the brains. Ask Stafford.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Sun Jan 26, 2014 7:15 am

Haven't followed the NFL politics but who is accountable for deciding to have the game in an open stadium on the east coast in Feb with all the indoor / warm weather stadium options available?....and why does he still have a job?

Denver - 27

Heehawks - 16

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Sun Jan 26, 2014 8:07 am

The Seer wrote:Haven't followed the NFL politics but who is accountable for deciding to have the game in an open stadium on the east coast in Feb with all the indoor / warm weather stadium options available?....and why does he still have a job?

It's a reacharound for getting a new stadium. While Goodell is from a town in NY state that gets a lot of lake-effect snow (and will probably be in a cozy box anyways), I hope that he gets an earful from others about what an abortion of a location to hold the SB in.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sun Jan 26, 2014 12:45 pm

Diego in Seattle wrote:Seattle Legion of Boom.

Stupidest. Defensive. Nickname. Ever.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:47 pm

Diego in Seattle wrote:
The Seer wrote:Haven't followed the NFL politics but who is accountable for deciding to have the game in an open stadium on the east coast in Feb with all the indoor / warm weather stadium options available?....and why does he still have a job?
It's a reacharound for getting a new stadium. While Goodell is from a town in NY state that gets a lot of lake-effect snow (and will probably be in a cozy box anyways), I hope that he gets an earful from others about what an abortion of a location to hold the SB in.

The Super Bowl should regularly be played outside in northern locations. It's football. It should also be moved to Saturday afternoon.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:39 pm

BSmack wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote:Seattle Legion of Boom.

Stupidest. Defensive. Nickname. Ever.

History has shown over and over that the team with the stupid fucking nickname/dance whatever always loses. The only exception I remember was the 85 Bears, who were good enough to overcome the Curse of the Stupid.

First example of the Curse of the Stupid was the late 70's Donks, where the idiots on defense stood before the cameras and had the douchitude to squeeze cans of Orange Crush while barking something about "we're the orange crush!!!" Even at my young age, I knew then and there the idiots would lose. I've hated the Doinks with great passion ever since.

I'm just surprised the "12th Man" doesn't break out their new, original dance -- the Ickey Shuffle. I mean, these people are truly noted for their originality.

A Super Bowl between the 2 teams I have a seething, unhealthy hatred for... neato.

Waynegro · Post by **Waynegro** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:49 am

Dungver in a blowout

Donkeys - 38

Seafags - 13

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:00 pm

Simply put, Denver wins another trophy an Peyton gets his second ring. Too much bad karma coming from the Seahawk knuckleheads.

Broncos: 28

Seasquawks: 20

Don't know if the points are going to be that high with the elements, but Denver should still win.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 7:06 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:The Super Bowl should regularly be played outside in northern locations. It's football. It should also be moved to Saturday afternoon.

Right on both points (for once).

It's fukking football. The weather should suck.

I will never understand the reasoning behind scheduling a game Sunday night. Some dude on the radio was discussing this this morning. Another dude said it was for TV ratings?

wha?

It is the fukking stupid bowl, play it Saturday afternoon and your audience goes up, particularly among kids and the handful of us that Barry hasn't run into the unemployement line yet. Idiots that use the logic that saturday afternoon TV viewership numbers are low, really aren't that bright. They are low because saturda afternoon is normally a time people do others things. These other things would be put aside for the SB.

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff · Fri Jan 31, 2014 7:39 pm

Look for some read option stuff from the Seahawks in this game, plus some reverses and maybe another Jap play that the Broncos haven't seen on film. Broncos passing game will be whored in the red zone and Manning throws 2 INTs and gags. Look for Welker to gag to death on his own dick once again with a key drop. And we are due for the first SB OT.

Seahawks 26, Broncos 23 (OT)

Lynch MVP 146 yards, 1 TD
Moreno 14 rush 48 yards

Wilson 19-28 203 yards 1 TD 1 INT
Manning 25-37 254 yards 1 TD 2 INTs

D. Thomas 8 Rec 109 yards 1 TD
Tate 6 rec 89 yds

Sherman 1 INT 13 yards

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 9:44 pm

It doesn't matter about the porker in 3G, Jerkoff is going to whiff on every single prediction. As he usually does.

The only one that might come close is the game score. But fuck the Seahawks.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 9:54 pm

smackaholic wrote:It's fukking football. The weather should suck.

The reality is that"The Super Bowl" is a lot more than just the game.
It's a week of activity -- a convention.

It's very foolish to hold such an event in a location where the weather is potentially a very big pain in the ass for everyone.

Smackaholic wrote:play it Saturday afternoon and your audience goes up. These other things would be put aside for the SB.

No, they wouldn't be.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 10:18 pm

poptart wrote:
smackaholic wrote:play it Saturday afternoon and your audience goes up. These other things would be put aside for the SB.
No, they wouldn't be.

Yes, they would be.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Sat Feb 01, 2014 12:01 am

I gotta agree with Poptart and Scott here. Football, the NFL brand, has always worked better on a Sunday. And as to cold weather or snow and rain, yeah it does make a game more interesting and fun to watch. That said, poptart had a valid point in that it doesn't work from the aspect of an event, as a "convention", which is precisely what the Super Bowl is. Look at what happened in Dallas.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Feb 01, 2014 11:39 am

Seattle 29
Denver 24

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Sat Feb 01, 2014 2:51 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
poptart wrote:
smackaholic wrote:play it Saturday afternoon and your audience goes up. These other things would be put aside for the SB.
No, they wouldn't be.
Yes, they would be.

Really? Move it from a day the entire viewing world has traditionally nothing to do to a day where most has to admittedly adjust their schedules and numbers will improve?

How Madison Ave. missed marketing geniuses like you retards I'll never know

kcdave · Post by **kcdave** » Sat Feb 01, 2014 7:10 pm

Sea 27
den 24

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sat Feb 01, 2014 8:00 pm

R-Jack wrote:Really? Move it from a day the entire viewing world has traditionally nothing to do to a day where most has to admittedly adjust their schedules and numbers will improve?

How Madison Ave. missed marketing geniuses like you retards I'll never know

Happy belated birthday, bitch. At least move it up about 4 hours, so I can be semi-sober for the 2nd half.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Sat Feb 01, 2014 10:25 pm

Or move it back four hours so I can be semi sober by the second half

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Sat Feb 01, 2014 11:44 pm

Or move it back to Friday night so there's a chance I might be sober by Monday morning.

Sin,
AP

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 11:24 pm

Seattle 27

Denver 24

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 12:00 am

wilson looking sharp

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 12:01 am

nice lob

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 12:44 am

Papa Willie wrote:Paging SEASON OVER troll.

This is fucking pathetic. But what did we expect from the winner of the AFC West?

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 2:08 am

So much for ball protection.

Even Marty had something called the "Seattle Rules" when the Chiefs played the Hawks back in the 90s...

Not gonna lie: Enjoying every moment of this beat-down. Hope Horse Face is crying in his oats up in his suite right now.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 2:19 am

Fuck, even Cooper had a better day today

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 2:27 am

Shit, PSH had a better day than all of us by Belushi'ing himself before kickoff

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 1:16 pm

Btw, I wonder if Felix is going to come in and inform the forum that Denver outplayed Seattle -- if not for the 4 turnovers.

:)

Remember that?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 2:31 pm

The game wasn't even as close as the score would indicate. The NFL's worst nightmare. I bailed in middle of the 3rd quarter. That was probably the worst game I've seen all season.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 3:33 pm

mvscal wrote:The game wasn't even as close as the score would indicate. The NFL's worst nightmare. I bailed in middle of the 3rd quarter. That was probably the worst game I've seen all season.

It's the fucking Donks. Outside of the Terrell Davis years, making Super Bowls unwatchable through sheer ineptitude is their goddamn legacy. Getting urine and feces stains out of white football pants has been a guarded secret passed down from equipment manager to equipment manager since 1987.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 12:29 am

mvscal wrote:The game wasn't even as close as the score would indicate. The NFL's worst nightmare. I bailed in middle of the 3rd quarter. That was probably the worst game I've seen all season.

me too.....what an embarassment that was
seattle was playing at about 2 speed levels above denver and it was like they knew what denver was going to do before denver knew.....manning looked lost out there

even at half time I still held out some hope, but Harvin's return dashed that....congrats to the seahawks on a dominating performance....they deserved it

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:10 am

Felix wrote: seattle was playing at about 2 speed levels above denver

No shit.

They should drug test every last player on both teams, the squawks for amphetamines and the donks for valium.

I couldn't believe what I was seeing.