A nation of squatterpissers will not stand

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A nation of squatterpissers will not stand

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I have a Farcebook account but seldom go ON.
But there are times when poptart gets a request to come on and talk w/family or friend about something.
Today I needed to log on.

After I took care of business, I bumped around for a few minutes, which I do a couple of times a month, I guess.

My niece (early 30s) is a "fliend" of mine.
She is married to a cop and has two young boys, about 7 and 5, I guess.

She has griped mildly of late about living with three MALES - and how much it sucks.
Recently one of the boys got loose in the living room and busted up a lamp shade that she loved. :)

Anyway, she posted yesterday that she was bent because her boy's bathroom is always smelling like urine now.
Some of the responses from her female fliends...

- Boys suck!

- Maybe they are missing the bowl.

- Make them clean it.

- Tell them they are going to have to wear diapers if they keep missing the bowl.

- SO GROSS!! How hard is it to aim?

- I taught my boys to sit and it's working well. After working in preschool for 6 years, I found that this is the best thing.
:shock:



And nobody said anything to counter the squatterpisser solution.
Not a peep.
Nothing.

As if this woman, with preschool experience, had posted a legitimate answer to rebellious male urine splashing around.

I let it pass, not wanting to engage in a flame war with a fliend of a fliend on Farcebook.

Maybe I was nutless -- and I should go back in and go toe-to-toe with this ballbuster?

Perhaps my silence indicates compliance on my part??

Pissed off women training up a generation squatterpissing boys is... okay?


Troubling.



When the Red Army invades, I'm here to tell ya, a nation of squatterpissers will not stand.

We're going down.
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Pretty sure you should have posted this on .net, as .netters seem to have a greater appreciation for the freaks of fb than T1B does. Which while we are on the subject, I am of the opinion, that T1B folks
would probably have had a greater appreciation for the dude with two dicks, than the .netters did. Since the two boards will never unite, perhaps someone, some day, may develop an app that will post automatically on
both boards, or decide which would be the best choice.
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haha

I originally thought I would put this thread up at .net, but opted to put it here.


To be honest, I don't know why your "dude with two dicks" thread was so poorly received.
It wasn't as if you were talking about LOVING two dicks.
You were just relaying the unique situation to them.

To be honest, the .netters didn't do much to move folks away from viewing conservatives as bottled-up homophobes, by giving you the reception they did.

I love my friends over there, but they protesteth a little too vigorously.

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Why do you post on a board that allows Cuda and his shit trolls to go rampant? Wait... Cuda and his shit trolls post here also. Eliminate Cuda and both boards can reunite?

Those youngsters pissing all over the toilet area suggests that Pedo in Seattle may have a solution as a volunteer target.
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I wish the boards would unite.

There are some funny guys there -- and some guys who routinely put up NAILS takes.
Good stuff.

Shit trolls?
Yep.
Some of those, too.
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'tart, it's clear what needs to happen. You must go onto FB and slay some fools T1B-style. Stop hiding in the theology forum and start cracking some soccer mom skulls.
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Or at least leave notes on said soccer mom's minivan windshields.

btw tart, do you even have a sit down shitter in your hovel over there, or just a hole in the floor like the rest of the 3rd world?
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Atomic Punk wrote:Why do you post on a board that allows Cuda and his shit trolls to go rampant? Wait... Cuda and his shit trolls post here also. Eliminate Cuda and both boards can reunite?
I thought your troll-running nemesis was Mgo? Jesus, you are a mess. Get your shit together.

Paging the Don Imus troll...
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I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:Why do you post on a board that allows Cuda and his shit trolls to go rampant? Wait... Cuda and his shit trolls post here also. Eliminate Cuda and both boards can reunite?
I thought your troll-running nemesis was Mgo? Jesus, you are a mess. Get your shit together.

Paging the Don Imus troll...
Now I see why Goober thinks you're a worthless, fat, homely, and lonely loser. You need a shit troll to help you out Screwy? Really?
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smackaholic wrote:btw tart, do you even have a sit down shitter in your hovel over there, or just a hole in the floor like the rest of the 3rd world?
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There are still some of these around.

If you can imagine squatting over that and dropping bombs.


But the 4 rolls of toilet paper you sere there is deceptive advertising.
If you go into a public restroom you can assume that there will be NO toilet paper.
It is often the case -- and I still have no idea what to make of this "custom."

People are supposed to carry ass-wipe around with them... just in case?
Or they're supposed to use another method to wipe? :shock:
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I miss PSUFAN.
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Atomic Punk wrote: Now I see why Goober thinks you're a worthless, fat, homely, and lonely loser. You need a shit troll to help you out Screwy? Really?
I guess the short answer would be who do you think ISN'T trolling your bitch ass?
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote: Now I see why Goober thinks you're a worthless, fat, homely, and lonely loser. You need a shit troll to help you out Screwy? Really?
I guess the short answer would be who do you think ISN'T trolling your bitch ass?
It doesn't matter. If people are such cowards to hide behind shit trolls, then it says more about you wanting help from them. Didn't know you are that big of a Cuda jock sniffing lonely loser. You DO realize that you have absolutely nothing going for you right?
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poptart wrote:
smackaholic wrote:btw tart, do you even have a sit down shitter in your hovel over there, or just a hole in the floor like the rest of the 3rd world?
Image

There are still some of these around.

If you can imagine squatting over that and dropping bombs.
That's almost hard to believe. Imagine Wolfman or Mikey trying to drop a deuce in that thing...
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Diego in Seattle wrote:
poptart wrote:
smackaholic wrote:btw tart, do you even have a sit down shitter in your hovel over there, or just a hole in the floor like the rest of the 3rd world?
Image

There are still some of these around.

If you can imagine squatting over that and dropping bombs.
Imagine Wolfman or Mikey trying to drop a deuce in that thing...
Think about that a lot, do you?
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Atomic Punk wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:Why do you post on a board that allows Cuda and his shit trolls to go rampant? Wait... Cuda and his shit trolls post here also. Eliminate Cuda and both boards can reunite?
I thought your troll-running nemesis was Mgo? Jesus, you are a mess. Get your shit together.

Paging the Don Imus troll...
Now I see why Goober thinks you're a worthless, fat, homely, and lonely loser.
I never suggested he was lonely.
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Some of my best reading material is in the bathroom.

If I want to kill two birds with one stone I'll be damned if I'll let some phony contempt from poptart and/or his ilk change my mind.
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#GetSquatting

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