Valentines Day

mamamustanger · Post by **mamamustanger** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 7:48 pm

I know that all of you on the board are hopeless sentimental and romantic folks..... So what are you planning for Valentines day? A sappy Hallmark card a dinner out, flowers or a six pack and a blow up doll?

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BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:59 pm

Wife and I will be cooking a romantic meal together at home. Cockblock will be at grandparents because they have given up on sex. I'll get a bottle of the OLs favorite wine and some chocolates. Low key fun will be had.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:02 pm

mamamustanger wrote:So what are you planning for Valentines day?
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What are you doing for Smackie on March 14th?

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:59 pm

I'm gonna get a hooker, some Viagra, some blow, put on four or five rubbers and split that dirty slut in two.

Or dinner and a movie. Nothing's etched in stone yet

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:00 pm

Nothing really for the 14th. I have to umpire a high school softball game that night. Sunday afternoon we have reservations for two at Ruth's Chris at Coconut Point. Surf and turf sounding good.

BarFlie · Post by **BarFlie** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:23 pm

I will text her the same pic and message I send every year.

"Have a nice day" :)

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Tue Feb 11, 2014 12:34 am

schmick wrote:Yes her, the woman I have been seeing

Here they are going out on a date:

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Feb 11, 2014 12:37 am

Oh, Diego...no...just...no...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Feb 11, 2014 12:48 am

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Feb 11, 2014 12:56 am

R-Jack wrote:I'm gonna get a hooker, some Viagra, some blow, put on four or five rubbers and split that dirty slut in two.

Just because you fuck your daughter everyday doesn't mean she is a slut.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Feb 11, 2014 1:14 am

mamamustanger wrote:I know that all of you on the board are hopeless sentimental and romantic folks.....

I'm quite the sentimental fool about lots of things... the 1985 Royals, for instance. Japan surrendering on the battleship Missouri, for another. Having my requests played in Tune Town... sniff

But hopeless romantic, not so much. I've been married for 30 years, romance is a thing of the past. Not that I don't love her, tell her as much every day. And not that I have to, she knows it. I'd be lost without her and I think she feels the same.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Feb 11, 2014 2:42 am

With a loving role model like the Wagon Family, no wonder Daughter Wagon decided to try fuzz-bumping.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Feb 11, 2014 3:02 am

I appreciate your thoughts on this and don't totally disagree but don't get too carried away.

KC Scott wrote:Women need to feel worshiped

Maybe yours does, mine does not.

Worshiped? She would think that weird. What my woman needs is to know I'll take care of her, in all things, large and small.

She wants to know she's the one and only and that she can trust her husband to always look out for her welfare before mine and never, ever lie to her, even when a lie might serve better.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Feb 11, 2014 3:24 am

Left Seater will be breaking out the Amex Black card because he know he has to perform financially.

Spray will look for his penis in the morning and go from there.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Feb 11, 2014 3:26 am

KC Scott wrote:Women need to feel worshiped.

:?

I guess.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Feb 11, 2014 3:31 am

Prolly go out to dinner on 2/14.

This will be bracketed by Dan Hicks and his Hot Licks on 2/12 and Boz Scaggs on 2/17.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Feb 11, 2014 11:22 am

Even worse, Tardspray, he feels compelled to perform.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Feb 11, 2014 12:08 pm

Screwey will be celebrating T-Hanksintines Day.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Feb 11, 2014 4:45 pm

BSmack wrote:Screwey will be celebrating T-Hanksintines Day.

Nice try, jerkoff.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:25 pm

Yeah, it will be something even gayer than T-Hanksgiving.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:31 pm

BSmack wrote:Screwey will be celebrating T-Hanksintines Day.

Screw actually has another Valentines Day gift in mind for his "special someone".

mamamustanger · Post by **mamamustanger** » Tue Feb 11, 2014 7:46 pm

Sounds like you all have wonderful plans. With Smackie everyday is Valentines Day, 2/14 will be a day to make sure to let him know how much he is loved .....it just keeps getting better

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mamamustanger · Post by **mamamustanger** » Tue Feb 11, 2014 8:58 pm

Yo quiroz Taco Bell?

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smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:18 am

BSmack wrote:Cockblock will be at grandparents because they have given up on sex.

Fukk, I knew I should have gotten 'Cockblock' trademarked.

So, do you have any good CB tales yet?

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 3:00 am

KC Scott wrote:Wags and screwy - worship means make them feel like the center of your universe

You don't have to do it daily, but you need to do it often enough that it overrides all the other things they deal with in their day to day

it's a little effort on your part that pays enormous dividends

yeah...

and don't forget the uh but sex. the ladies want that too.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:08 am

KC Scott wrote:Wags and screwy - worship means make them feel like the center of your universe

which part of "married 30 years" didn't you get? Our days start and end with each other, I don't know how much more center of the universe we can stand.

You don't have to do it daily.

I get you travel a lot on business, but trust me, we do it daily. We know our roles.

You speak as if it were a one way street.

kcdave · Post by **kcdave** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 12:58 am

KC Scott wrote:Valentines day is a made up, Hallmark, spend money, bullshit days

If you need a holiday to remind you to take care of your woman, youre probably in sorry shape to begin with

Indeed.

War Wagon wrote: I've been married for 30 years, romance is a thing of the past. Not that I don't love her, tell her as much every day. And not that I have to, she knows it. I'd be lost without her and I think she feels the same.

What a sad fucking statement. If you are going to get to this point in life where its just a boring stagnant stumble through life marriage, you had better damn well KNOW how she feels, and not just think it. Look up cheating house wife in the dictionary, and they will show pictures of guys just like you that were getting cheated on. You don't have to do shit on V-Day, but dude, mix in some romance at some point. Otherwise, you are just cheating both of yourselves.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 1:14 am

kcdave, marriage advice counselor, thanks for your sage wisdom.

beatings.... Ouch!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 1:36 am

War Wagon wrote:
beatings.... Ouch!

He was just taking one for the team.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 1:37 am

War Wagon wrote:beatings.... Ouch!

Why'd you bring up mvscal's marriage?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 1:41 am

Diego in Seattle wrote:
War Wagon wrote:beatings.... Ouch!
Why'd you bring up mvscal's marriage?

:facepalm:

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:06 am

Dinsdale wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote:
War Wagon wrote:beatings.... Ouch!
Why'd you bring up mvscal's marriage?
:facepalm:

It's ok, Dins. That you couldn't figure out that he's married to a dominatrix is no reason to hang your head in shame.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:14 am

Wait... you get called out for forgetting a huge bit of SC3 lore, from the KC Contingent, and your response is...

IKYABWAI?

Classic.

You're now laying a beating on yourself in multiple threads.

My advice: Brain, and THEN keyboard.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:05 pm

Diego in Seattle wrote:It's ok, Dins. That you couldn't figure out that he's married to a dominatrix is no reason to hang your head in shame.

Go on.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 2:36 am

I'm decided to flip the script on Valentines day and break up with my girlfriend.

So this year when I drink too much, a complete stranger will tell me I'm making a scene for a change.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 2:56 am

How do you break up with your daughter?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 3:18 pm

February 14 this year was our 25th anniversary and we spent a week in St Maartens. Wife wanted to renew our vows. I told her I meant it the first time. We rented a 50-foot sailboat for a sunset cruise and the captain did the honors.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 3:50 pm

Rack the Goobs. Ultimate T1B romantics. I truly hope you make it to 50 as MrsO and I have.

mamamustanger · Post by **mamamustanger** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 4:31 pm

[HEAVY BLACK HEART]️that's wonderful 50 years!

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mamamustanger · Post by **mamamustanger** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 4:32 pm

The heart was a big red heart doesn't transfer well

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