official weather pussy thread

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Horrific.

Just as horrific as when it made the rounds several years ago.

Welcome to Sam's Empire Of The Banal.

[Dinsdale]

It's so cold in the P
It shrunk up my weewee

[Goober McTuber]

Fallbrook?

[Felix]

I saw all the socals waiting for the rental car bus in coats I drove to the hotel with the windows down

no shit....when I was in San Diego, I'm running around in shorts (it was about 65) and I see people wearing coats.....self admitted weather pussies

[Mikey]

Fallbrook?

Good guess.

[Mikey]

I saw all the socals waiting for the rental car bus in coats I drove to the hotel with the windows down

no shit....when I was in San Diego, I'm running around in shorts (it was about 65) and I see people wearing coats.....self admitted weather pussies

Funny, I'm usually wearing shorts, at least outdoors in the daytime, until it gets down to 60 or so.

One thing I've noticed about most if not all of the cold weather transplants around here is that while we keep our t-stat in the winter set to 65 night 68 day they always seem to have theirs set at about 78 degrees. Unbearable.

[BSmack]

Horrific.

Beats is wack. Flow is wack. Lyrics is wack. Shit, I didn't even think it was possible to be off key in a rap song but they pulled it off.

Yea, saw it back in the day (2009?), it still sucks harder than the Pistons.

[Mikey]

Fallbrook isnt far from me, I thought it was all avocado trees though

It was once, now it's all strip malls.

[War Wagon]

That's just northeast of a town in Northern NY called Watertown. The base is called Fort Drum and they have winters that would make anybody from Missouri break down and cry.

Cry, as in like reading a schmick post?

Surely you jest, but if it gets me further away from tools like that, this Show-Me stater just might pack up and move.

[Dinsdale]

OK, just walked up to the store. It's 17 and snowing. Around here, we consider 17 to be "holy fuck cold," as we rarely see it that low (but not the first time this winter). Hasn't snowed particularly hard, but steady all day -- maybe 2' on the ground so far.

Cars just weren't having any trouble. You frigid folk are lucky to drive in the cold snow stuff -- shit's got traction to it. Our usual rare snow is 32 degrees (and often warmer air temps) -- that shit is slick.

BTW - FUCK 17 and snowing. Might have to go drown my sorrows at the bar next door.

[Left Seater]

Rack the it's so cold in the D reset. That will never not be awesome.

[War Wagon]

I'm going back to this for some perspective.

snow has got to suck, especially when it keeps happening.

Yes, it does suck. But I'm seeing and hearing stories from all over the country, from Dallas to Philly and all places in between, thousands of people without power. Some for days.

So as much as I'd like to feel sorry for myself, at least I'm not them. And I'm not the dumb shit who crashed into a semi on the I-435 bridge over the Missouri river going into work today. That person had a really bad day while I drove by unscathed. That car was fucked up, the entire front end crushed like a pop can.

I hope the driver wasn't hurt too badly (unless they were driving a Toyota, Nissan, Hyundai, Kia, etc. then I hope they got ejected into the swollen, ice filled river).

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

...Kia...

Sincerely, 'tart

[Mace]

It's been a bitterly cold winter in southern Iowa this year but with less than the normal amount of snow. We had a 6" snow on Tuesday/Wednesday with more expected for the weekend, and I'm tired of shoveling the white shit, but at least it hasn't been a wet and heavy snow. I can see that I may have to buy a snow blower in the coming years to save my back and reduce the risk of a heart attack but I'll keep shoveling for the time being. The past few winters have been pretty mild in comparison but this year has been more typical of an Iowa winter. That said, I'm ready as hell to head for spring training in Arizona for a week and play a few rounds of golf.....and then head to Cancun with the wife later this winter. One of the advantages of being retired is not having to get out in the cold and snow to travel. Looking forward to 80 degree days and southerly breezes on the golf course this summer.

[Goober McTuber]

OK, just walked up to the store. It's 17 and snowing. Around here, we consider 17 to be "holy fuck cold," as we rarely see it that low (but not the first time this winter). Hasn't snowed particularly hard, but steady all day -- maybe 2' on the ground so far.

Cars just weren't having any trouble. You frigid folk are lucky to drive in the cold snow stuff -- shit's got traction to it. Our usual rare snow is 32 degrees (and often warmer air temps) -- that shit is slick.

This year has been unusual up here in God's Country. We don't usually get a lot of snow once it gets below 15 degrees. This year we've had a number of significant snowfalls with really cold temps, and the streets have been greasier than I've ever seen. Snow stacked up in 32 degrees is sloppy, and they can lay down salt. But 3 inches of snow at 10 or 12 degrees tends to be fluffy and can't be salted. It just gets really slick. A few days back they had 130 cars in the ditch in one county. Good clean fun.

[smackaholic]

We have also had some of that "it's too fukking cold to snow.....but it is" bullshit. and goobs is right and dins is wrong. 32 degree snow goes where you put it and is allergic to salt. 15 degree powder laughs at salt and blows back into the road 5 minutes after the plow comes by. they do have some sort of nasty liquid shit though these days that works down to "holy shit, it's cold" temps. it also eats right through cars.

[Rooster]

Hey Dins, I thought you U&L folks were well trained to handle snowy Atlanta weather:
http://nation.time.com/2014/02/07/winte ... -closings/
What gives?

[mvscal]

No snow, humidity, bugs or rednecks here... but thats part of the reason why are housing prices are so high.... to keep the rednecks back east

Riiight. No 'necks or tweakers at all in socal.

Idiot.

[Dinsdale]

Coldest I have ever been in my life was in oregon about 3 years ago. It was like 40 below one night.

You were in a logging camp in the mountains of Eastern Oregon? Since that's about the only place in Oregon it would get anywhere that cold, and it's rare.

Where I am, the lowest observed temp is about 50 degrees warmer than that.

[Dinsdale]

Hey Dins, I thought you U&L folks were well trained to handle snowy Atlanta weather:
http://nation.time.com/2014/02/07/winte ... -closings/
What gives?

An exaggerated article?

In the Valley, beside the major freeways, we don't dump a whole lot of money into snow removal/plowing, because it doesn't snow much. And when it does, it lasts a day or two - not worth spending the money on.

The mountain passes are a different story -- nonstop plows. Because it snows almost nonstop.

[Dinsdale]

From Downtown Portland:

[Dinsdale]

Bend has juniper trees (they're called "trees," anyway).

But Bend is in the desert. Deserts generally aren't noted for having lush vegetation... I think it kinda works the same way in California.

And Bend can get pretty cold in winter. 5 or 10 below is pretty asschipping there.

[Wolfman]

[smackaholic]

Horrific.

Ya know, the titties on jean jacket girl almost makes this watchable.

[smackaholic]

yup. motherfukkin' tinderbox right there.

wtf is wrong with snowplow dude. an errant spark off his blade is likely to catch and burn the whole fukking state to the ground.

[Diego in Seattle]

On 12/8/2009 it was 8º here...that might have been when Bend got so cold (if it really was that cold...was probably the w/c factor).

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

They said that the Thursday night we arrived was the coldest there in history and not far from there was something like 58 below.

No. No, it wasn't.

[Felix]

just dropped another 3 inches of snow last night on top of the 4 we already had, difference is this new stuff is really water heavy and makes shoveling a bitch......

[Dinsdale]

They said that the Thursday night we arrived was the coldest there in history and not far from there was something like 58 below.

No. No, it wasn't.

Coldest temp ever recorded in Oregon was -54, in Seneca. Seneca couldn't be more in the middle-of-fucking-nowhere, and has a population of about 2. A friend of mine's family owned a "hunting cabin" ($5000 house in the shithole town). He actually managed to get in a gunfight there... lovely place.

But that -54 day was made even more odd, since it was the bottom and of the biggest 36 hour temperature swing ever recorded (I believe), since it was 64 the next afternoon. 110 swing in 36 hours.

Seneca has also racked up a high of 114. Fuck that place -- fuck the east side of the state, for that matter.

[Dinsdale]

OK, just looked it up -- Bend has hit -26 a couple of times... neither of them in the last 60 years.

[Derron]

13 inches at the compound entrance this morning and still snowing. Waiting for the ice and freezing rain to move in tonight or tomorrow. Happens every 6 years or so here. People lose their mind when it snows this much here.

[Left Seater]

So what your saying Dins is that Schmick has no clue what he is talking about?

Color me shocked!

[smackaholic]

thats what the lady at the front desk told us, it was freezing cold and Im not going to google the shit because after that trip I see no reason to ever go to that state again

good

sin,

folks from that state

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Surely, there's no more credible source of knowledge than the "lady at the front desk."

My only takeaway from this thread is that schmick will believe anything he hears.

[Dinsdale]

My only takeaway from this thread is that schmick will believe anything he hears.

And it's so cold in the D.

[Mace]

We had a beautiful 47 degree day yesterday that melted some of the snow and today I wake up to another 4" of new snow and getting my 4 wheel drive F-150 stuck in my driveway. Had to get my neighbor to come over in his Chevy Silverado to pull me out of the ditch. Embarrassing. Sounds like a few more inches of snow heading our way tomorrow too. Can't wait to fly out of here next month for a week of spring training and golf in Arizona.

[Mace]

This is a farm in Altoona, AL the other day:

Sam, that looks like my front yard this morning, minus the pond. I'm ready to start golfing and fishing but it looks like I should take up snowboarding instead. :)

[Diego in Seattle]

This is a farm in Altoona, AL the other day:

Did you get that while out on a ride? ;)