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Airplane Repo on the Discovery Channel...

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Is complete crap based on my recent experience.

I was hired to fly a large corporate jet to a "secure" location for a very prominent repo outfit. My name came up first and foremost due to the type rating I have on the plane to be repo'ed. The other reason is due to my knowledge of the airport where the plane was going to be recovered from and my familiarity with the FBO at which the plane was going to be parked.

I arrived the day before the recovery day and the team was already mostly in place. They were using a meeting room at a hotel near the airport as the "war" room. The room was outfitted with phones, computers, white boards and an amazing array of keys and charts. The recovery company had seven employees there, the bank had one representative, there was an A&P mechanic on contract, a local law enforcement officer and myself and another pilot.

One of the employees of the recovery company explained the situation and told us what they expected to happen the following day and the timeline. We were then on our own to do a little prelim flight planning. After that we were both issued direct connect phones and given room keys to our hotel rooms. We were asked to stay on property and to not have any alcohol in case the timeline changed, and that we should charge anything and everything to our hotel room. So the other guy and I had some free time. We checked in to the war room a few times the remainder of that day and early evening.

The next morning we met in the war room at 7:00 for a briefing. The target plane was inbound on the expected flight plan and was going to arrive about 30 minutes early. The ground team was planning to depart on the recovery company's plane about an hour and a half before the target plane arrived. They would then fly to a nearby airport and land. They would then fly back to "our" airport and timed the arrival to arrive about 10 minutes after the target plane landed. They would then go to the same FBO as the target plane.

Once parked two people got off of the plane and go inside the FBO. They rented a meeting room and set up operations there. The pilots of the recovery company's plane would then go inside after shutting down and running a few checks to purchase fuel and pay the ramp fee etc. The remaining three people on the recovery company's plane stayed on board until the target plane was unattended. Then they would jump into action and tape the recovery notice to the plane. At this point they called the Federal Marshall's office and the local law enforcement to notify of a recovery. The officer who was present the previous day then arrived at the FBO and just stood by.

One of the employees inside explained to the pilots and FA of the repo'ed plane what was going on. They were then offered first class tickets to their home. They were also offered a temp contract as consultants for the recovery company. The temp contract would pay them a months average wage for pilots on that type of plane for about an hour's worth of work. Apparently they both accepted because when we were called to come to the FBO they gave us a run down on the plane. When we arrived we went thru the logs and discussed a few things with the A&P guy and then did an inspection of the plane. This was done pretty quickly as they recovery company and the bank rep had already been thru and around the plane.

We filed a flight plan and had fuel loaded. About an hour after we arrived to the FBO we were starting the engines and were gone. Three hours later at the company's hangar we were all done. In the office we were given a check for our time, signed a few documents, and handed an itin for our commercial flight home. A company employee called a cab for us and we were soon checking in at the commercial terminal. Getting home required a connection, but I was in my house by 9:00pm.

All in all it was nothing like the show. No breaking and entering, no hiding from airport security, law enforcement notified prior, ie no drama or suspense. I guess that doesn't make for good TV. I guess I should have known about the TV show though. In one episode they show the compass, with a heading of E, meaning the plane was headed east, and then the pilot says we are running out of gas. :meds:
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Sounds like the one Lefy did was that Popvich dude. He has it nailed down pretty good. The other one is a joke, clearly scripted and not even close to real life.

1. They made a big deal of out identifying a Piper Arrow as a well...Pipe Arrow, an ID that a 12 year old Civil Air Patrol cadet could make from 200 yards away.

2. They repoed a Cessna Citation. They make a big deal out of getting in the cockpit, and the camera pans across the already mount camera in the left corner to catch the next scenes. They take off and climb out, then apparently have no radios, apparently that is not on the pre-flight list in Citations, of course they just put the key in , hit the electrical and just started spooling it up. And nobody has carried a flight bag in with them, with the slight possibility of having a portable radio ?? Or your flight plan on the laptop ? Complete bullshit.

3. Dude goes on this 25 mile hike to repo a Super Cub up in Alaska. Fucking wolves howling and all that shit, he finally gets there. Breaks in the shack/hanger , and fins the Cub. No gas in it..... really ?? Probably no engine oil either..it is winter in Alaska. He gets it out and finds gas in a can, dumps it in...battery is dead ...again really ?? Robs a battery from a lawn mower, and hand props it to life, flies off and gets his $ 18,000 fee.

Now there is so many things wrong with this it is not worth going over, but Lefty and Papa Willie will see them all, that I will not watch such crap anymore.

As far as repos go, everybody has to do at least one or two in their career or life to say you did it. I arranged a repossession of a fleet of trucks, and then executed it with 2 other guys. No drama, we are here to take the trucks, this man standing here from the bank that owns them says so. We already has extra set of keys for all units. No problems at all.

If those guys actually flew the way they do in the show, most of them would be dead, augured in a long time ago.
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That show is staged?!?!

Color me :shock:

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The best scripted shows are Lizard Lick Tow and South Beach Tow. Rock on Bernice! Funniest crap on True TV ever.
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There is NO WAY this show is fake.

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There is NO WAY I'm reaching and trying too hard.

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That's not what the box score says Sam.

You are right shejay that was harsh on my part. You do now that every scene in that show is staged right?
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Moving Sale wrote:That's not what the box score says Sam.

You are right shejay that was harsh on my part. You do now that every scene in that show is staged right?
A box score held by you doesn't resonate as being valid. Try again.
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C'mon. Jay, you know it was over when he shreded you with that bit of nic smack brilliance, shejay.
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smackaholic wrote:C'mon. Jay, you know it was over when he shreded you with that bit of nic smack brilliance, shejay.
Yes smackaholic, that is without question the most genius use of nic smack ever played on this or any other board.

Brilliant. :meds:
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Jay in Phoenix wrote:
smackaholic wrote:C'mon. Jay, you know it was over when he shreded you with that bit of nic smack brilliance, shejay.
Yes smackaholic, that is without question the most genius use of nic smack ever played on this or any other board.

Brilliant. :meds:
Ranks right up there with midget and dwarf eh shejay?
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Wrong again.

Your nics are reality based.
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You are pretty lippy for a bus driver there pal.
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If you want to go to a car analogy, then it would be Limo driver.


But you would know far more about a bus than a limo or Gulfstream.
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Limo driver it is. Now STFU and drive.
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I get paid to drive and your CC was declined.

Too bad for you.
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I don't have a CC. Strictly cash baby! You've SEEN cash before right?
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And clearly you don't fly often or at all.

The FAA doesn't look kindly upon those walking up and paying cash.
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5 fucking minutes and you can't even remember your role? Limo drivers are one dumb subclass of transportaion providers.
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Moving Sale wrote:Ranks right up there with midget and dwarf eh shejay?
No, it doesn't at all. Using a term like dwarf or midget is a reference to an individual who is suffering from being height challenged. Such as yourself. What you're pathetically attempting is nick smack. To make that work, one must do something that is a play on the name, a pun or derivative that acts as a way of turning the name into something clever or funny, while being a little bit insulting. If you had even a trifling of intellect, you would comprehend this.

Give those neural transmitters in your liquified brain a wake up call by slamming your head into a brick wall.

Several times.

It might just help.
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Look, just because your clients can only deal in cash, doesn't mean everyone does. I understand you are used to clients handing you pocket change and you have to sort thru the pocket lint to get to the pennies. Other of us accept credit cards so as to conclude the transaction in seconds vs years.
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Well done on the pic.

But follow along here, I didn't say he didn't have a credit card, just that his clients didn't have them.
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Holy batcrap Jay. How the fuck old are you? You want a reality based nic? You are now nana-nana boo-boo from KC you stupid childish fuck.
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Moving Sale wrote:Holy batcrap Jay. How the fuck old are you? You want a reality based nic? You are now nana-nana boo-boo from KC you stupid childish fuck.
Thanks for proving my point MS. You have no concept whatsoever of what nick smack is, nor of any sense of what smack is in general. I mean, you really have gone to the "nana-boo-boo" card? You play this and ask me how old I am? Well, I suppose this photo of you does help explain why you are the way you are.

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