Joke(s)

[Goober McTuber]

[FLW Buckeye]

Stop, just stop...

Where's SFAF when you need him?

[Jay in Phoenix]

Sam, you could have at least asked the audience to try the veal.

Sheesh. :doh:

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

[Cornhusker]

As I close in on 60 years of age, I struggle to recall standard comic exit lines.

Really?
If you're turning 60 (and I will one week from today.)
It's this!!

[Goober McTuber]

Diego's lover: Diego, I've come to the conclusion that you are a pedophile.

Diego: That's a pretty big word for a 10-year-old.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Diego's lover: Diego, I've come to the conclusion that you are a pedophile.

Diego: That's a pretty big word for a 10-year-old.

yowza

[Goober McTuber]

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I earn the money in this family, so let's call me the capitalist. Your mom says what we spend the money on, we'll call her the government. Both of us are here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. Our nanny is representative of the working class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep and his father missing. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room, but there he sees the father in bed with the nanny and he can't get their attention. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."

The father says, "Good, then tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "Well, capitalists are screwing the working class while the government is sound asleep. Meanwhile the people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit."

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

knock, knock.

who's there?