A Scriptural Technicality

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Okay poptart, I think I may have stumped your god on this one...

Although the Bible commands the man not to "spill his seed" in the dirt, what if he uses...



...a Fleshlight!






a-ha!

[poptart]

Matthew 5:27-28
Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.




The fleshlight user is an adulterer as well as a jack off.

Throw loser in there as well, and you've got the trinity of trouble.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Throw loser in there as well, and you've got the trinity of trouble.

Even with the Stealth model?

I think that's a "gray area" at best...

[Screw_Michigan]

Stealth?

:?

[Jay in Phoenix]

Don't worry too much about poptart Shlomart, he's just going through a "I'm all serious and shit" spell.

Actually, the Stealth light would be right up his alley. You might need to adjust the light so it slants a bit.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

If man is of the "flesh"...

And Jesus is of the "light"...








think about it, people

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

Do you ask for the Lord's forgiveness immediately after participating in rank'em threads?

[poptart]

Pull up any old rank 'em thread.
See if i ranked 'em.

I doubt that you'll find one where I did.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

My apologies, old pal. I naively assumed that all citizenry of .net engages in a circle jerk of depravity on a regular basis.

So what you are saying is, you avoid glances and lustful thoughts of attractive women, yet... have no problem with bowing down to worship a dude?

Is that what you're telling me?

[poptart]

I'm a sinner like everyone else.

People fail and perish not because they participated in a rank 'em thread.
People fail and perish because it is not possible for the created one to live apart from the Creator.

A fish must live in the water.
A tree must remain in the ground.
Man must live with God.

It's very simple to take the step to get back with the Creator.
No cost, no obligation.

It's heartbreaking to see people remain in anguish and failure, when it is SO easy to get out.

[Goober McTuber]

t's heartbreaking to see people remain in anguish and failure, when it is SO easy to get out.

Todd, you're still lurking, right?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I'm a sinner like everyone else.

People fail and perish not because they participated in a rank 'em thread.
People fail and perish because it is not possible for the created one to live apart from the Creator.

A fish must live in the water.
A tree must remain in the ground.
Man must live with God.

It's very simple to take the step to get back with the Creator.
No cost, no obligation.

It's heartbreaking to see people remain in anguish and failure, when it is SO easy to get out.

Artful deflection, my friend. Nicely done...

[smackaholic]

Okay poptart, I think I may have stumped your god on this one...

Although the Bible commands the man not to "spill his seed" in the dirt, what if he uses...



...a Fleshlight!






a-ha!

My guess is that spilling your seed into the vagina model is OK. But the mouth and butthole? That makes you a straight up sodomite.

Not sure what to think of the stealth mode.