Dumber than Sarah Palin:

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 5:13 pm

Well, it wasn't easy but you managed to pull it off. Congratulations...I guess.

Putin ready to invade Ukraine; Kiev warns of war

(Reuters) - Russian President Vladimir Putin demanded and won his parliament's approval on Saturday to invade Ukraine, where the new government warned of war, put its troops on high alert and appealed to NATO for help.

Putin's open assertion of the right to send troops to a country of 46 million people on the ramparts of central Europe creates the biggest confrontation between Russia and the West since the Cold War.

Prime Minister Arseny Yatseniuk, leading a government that took power after Moscow's ally Viktor Yanukovich fled a week ago, said Russian military action "would be the beginning of war and the end of any relations between Ukraine and Russia".

true Acting President Oleksander Turchinov ordered troops to be placed on high combat alert. Foreign Minister Andriy Deshchytsya said he had met European and U.S. officials and sent a request to NATO to "examine all possibilities to protect the territorial integrity and sovereignty of Ukraine".

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/03/ ... E820140301

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Mar 02, 2014 5:25 pm

Just remember, you guys "won" the Cold War...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Mar 02, 2014 5:27 pm

mvscal wrote:

jesus-fucking-christ

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 6:04 pm

Maybe we should invade Mexico, just to show Putin we're not the pussies he thinks we are.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 6:45 pm

Nahhh, meheeeeeco ain't worth the trouble. We should have annexed the whole fukkin' place after we went down there and kicked them around just for giggles back in 1846 or whenever the fuk it was. Better to head the other way. Pick up a few decent breweries.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 6:42 am

Actually, this would make a nice 51st State...manageable in size, nice beaches, etc. etc.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 11:22 am

Dumber than Mitt Romney:

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 3:44 pm

mvscal wrote:
Well, it wasn't easy but you managed to pull it off. Congratulations...I guess.

Could you please pull the black cock out of your ass long enough to post an actual take you vapid racist fuck?

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 3:47 pm

poptart wrote:Dumber than Mitt Romney

Would you care to stop spouting inane religious garbage long enough to post a take you vapid drone?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 2:50 am

The clip speaks for itself, doesn't it?

Barry the teacher's lounge _resident was lecturing Romney because he recognized Russia as a key foreign policy concern -- and he K'dHOA by going off on him.

Talk about looking extremely foolish.

What take are you looking for?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 3:22 am

poptart wrote:What take are you looking for?

One that includes vapid black racist cocks up ass, to be sure.

Just mix those terms up in random order.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 11:29 pm

mvscal wrote: Well, it wasn't easy but you managed to pull it off. Congratulations...I guess.

it's easy to chuck em from the cheap seats isn't it?

okay smart guy, tell me what would you do if you were the President?

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:29 am

poptart wrote:
Barry the teacher's lounge _resident was lecturing Romney because he recognized Russia as a key foreign policy concern -- and he K'dHOA by going off on him.

That is not what that clip portrays. Care to try again?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:01 am

Go ahead and give your take on the clip if you want to.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:40 am

He is berating him for saying Russia was the number one geopolitical threat to the US a few months before that debate which is not what you said he said. Maybe God will help you to be able to listen to a short clip and then accurately convey in writing what you just heard if you pray REALLY hard.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 2:01 am

Moving Sale wrote:...which is not what you said he said.

Here I come, Elizabeth

~Fred Sanford

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 2:15 am

Moving Bowel wrote:He is berating him for saying Russia was the number one geopolitical threat to the US

poptart wrote:Barry the teacher's lounge _resident was lecturing Romney because he recognized Russia as a key foreign policy concern

Hmmmm...

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 3:20 am

Yea those two sentences are the same. You read the bible with that brain?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 3:44 am

Key
adjective
of paramount or crucial importance

You argue just to argue.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 4:55 am

a
ā,ə/
determiner
1. used to indicate membership of a class of people or things.
"he is a lawyer" "a key factor"

As in one of many. You are dumber than dirt.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 5:36 am

That's your point here?

Let's look at what Romney really said.
Here's the ENTIRE portion of his interview with W. Blitzer:

ROMNEY: Russia...is, without question, our number one geopolitical foe. They fight every cause for the world's worst actors.

BLITZER: But you think Russia is a bigger foe right now than, let's say, Iran or China or North Korea? Is that—is that what you're suggesting, Governor?

ROMNEY: Well, I'm saying in terms of a geopolitical opponent, the nation that lines up with the world's worst actors. Of course, the greatest threat that the world faces is a nuclear Iran. A nuclear North Korea is already troubling enough.

Romney said...
#1 Geopolitical foe: Russia
Greatest threat: Nuclear Iran
Nuclear N. Korea: Troubling

In the debate clip, Barry started out by mis-stating Romney's words.
He said Romney said Russia was the biggest geopolitcal threat, but Romney did not say that.
Romney said they are the biggest geopolitica foe.

Then Barry went on to lecture Romney for his Russia concerns, which is more hilarious every time I watch it.

Putin knows Barry is impotent.

Great hire, America!

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 8:34 am

Putin said on Tuesday that Russia maintains the right to deploy Russian troops into Ukraine, and so today our teacher's lounge asshat replied with this...

Bathhouse Barry: I know President Putin seems to have a different set of lawyers making a different set of interpretations, but I don't think that's fooling anybody.

Putin has taken over Crimea without firing a shot, and Barry is musing about what lawyers could be saying.

Vlad has to be LHFA.

Seriously laughing his ass off.

It's going to get much worse for Barry.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 6:06 pm

poptart wrote:That's your point here?

That you are an idiot who can't read? Why yes it is.
BTW I have a question for you... when you see one of your priests fucking a child do you just stand there beating your tiny penis to a pulp or do you join in?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Mar 05, 2014 11:33 pm

poptart wrote:
ROMNEY: Russia...is, without question, our number one geopolitical foe. They fight every cause for the world's worst actors.

That OFailure is a laughable farce doesn't make Romney any less of a dickbag.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 1:20 am

Moving Bowel wrote:BTW I have a question for you... when you see one of your priests fucking a child do you just stand there beating your tiny penis to a pulp or do you join in?

My priests? lol
I'm not Catholic.

Jesus Christ is the final and eternal Priest.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 1:34 am

Fine. When you see one of your fellow thumpers fucking a child do you just stand there beating your tiny penis to a pulp or do you join in?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:05 am

Moving Bowel wrote:Fine. When you see one of your fellow thumpers fucking a child do you just stand there beating your tiny penis to a pulp or do you join in?

First it was your balck cock obsession and now it's a child molestation obsession.

Really?

I do think there are more productive subjects you could direct your mental energies toward.

And just board-speaking, you honestly suck quite badly.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:23 pm

poptart wrote:Putin said on Tuesday that Russia maintains the right to deploy Russian troops into Ukraine, and so today our teacher's lounge asshat replied with this...

Bathhouse Barry: I know President Putin seems to have a different set of lawyers making a different set of interpretations, but I don't think that's fooling anybody.

Putin has taken over Crimea without firing a shot, and Barry is musing about what lawyers could be saying.

Vlad has to be LHFA.

Seriously laughing his ass off.

It's going to get much worse for Barry.

None of you a-holes have answered the pertinent question.

You think we should send troops in? Drop some bombs on Moscow? Send your macho buddy Romney over there to threaten...what?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 5:00 pm

Good call, Mike. I've notice a lot of bluster and bullshitting from poptard lately about how Obama is a pussy and all that jazz. But he never offers any solutions or suggestions for the president to take.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 5:18 pm

All BHO has to do is tell Putin not to "cross the line".

That'll learn him.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 5:39 pm

No one has asked any pertinent questions.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:05 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:Good call, Mike. I've notice a lot of bluster and bullshitting from poptard lately about how Obama is a pussy and all that jazz. But he never offers any solutions or suggestions for the president to take.

A lot of folks seem to think Obama should be more like Putin because he's so macho.
I guess that means they want a President who would pose shirtless with dead animals and invade neighboring countries when he feels the whim.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:11 pm

Mikey wrote:A lot of folks seem to think Obama should be more like Putin

Go ahead and link that up Corky.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:17 pm

mvscal wrote:No one has asked any pertinent questions.

sure they have.....I asked you what you'd do if you were in Obama's shoes
exactly what is it you think Obama should or can do?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:35 pm

At minimum, he should be informed and intelligent. He is neither. His entire administration was caught flatfooted. He is a straight up dumbfuck. Essentially, he's Ted Baxter with a tan. Here's a suggested course of action for him. Try not embarrass the nation with your stupidity, trite slogans and empty threats.

Baby steps.

"Hey! The late 70s called. They want their President back."

What a fucking jerkoff. Oh, how's that "reset button" workin' out for ya?

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:21 pm

At a minimum he should have discussed sanctions with members of the EU prior to having Kerry run his mouth. Germany and England pretty much neutered him as soon as Kerry stopped moving his mouth.

Further, he shouldn't make statements like there will be consequences for certain Russian actions, unless he is willing to state such consequences and then follow thru when Russia disobeys.

Hell, even Hillary is using this to show she would have more balls and a stronger backbone than BHO by comparing Putin's reasoning to Hitler's.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 11:15 pm

KC Scott wrote:Rack this chick

2nd, 3rds and 4ths...

Wait, you were referring to her stance on the Russian invasion.

Rack that, too.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 3:19 am

Felix wrote:sure they have.....I asked you what you'd do if you were in Obama's shoes
exactly what is it you think Obama should or can do?

He can do nothing.

He's only going to go into much deeper shit.

What he should do is resign from office.

He's an illegitimate fraud and it's well known.

It's going to end VERY badly -- for him and unfortunately, for America.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 3:58 pm

mvscal wrote:At minimum, he should be informed and intelligent. He is neither. His entire administration was caught flatfooted. He is a straight up dumbfuck. Essentially, he's Ted Baxter with a tan. Here's a suggested course of action for him. Try not embarrass the nation with your stupidity, trite slogans and empty threats.

Baby steps.

"Hey! The late 70s called. They want their President back."

What a fucking jerkoff. Oh, how's that "reset button" workin' out for ya?

Nice take. That would have stopped Putin in his tracks.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 10:47 pm

mvscal wrote:At minimum, he should be informed and intelligent. He is neither. His entire administration was caught flatfooted. He is a straight up dumbfuck. Essentially, he's Ted Baxter with a tan. Here's a suggested course of action for him. Try not embarrass the nation with your stupidity, trite slogans and empty threats.

nice dodge asshat.....I'll ask you for the third time, what would you have done if you were the President.....