Knock, Knock. Who's there?

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:49 pm

88 wrote:

At mvscal's house:
Knock, knock.
[sound of gunshot through door]

Did his black boyfriend have a gun?

At 88s:
Knock knock (on the side of a tree out in the hills)
(The sounds of banjo music and a pig squealing)

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:55 pm

Moving Sale wrote:Did his black boyfriend have a gun?

Yes, he does. Pointed at your pin head while holding his black cock in his hand saying " Suck this, you little bitch"

You should understand fairly well and easily comply. Might even be one of your clients.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:05 pm

Things must be slow up there in Ohio. Cabin fever setting in? BTW--I really do not have much of a front porch as such.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:40 pm

Take the goddamn Christmas wreath down. That was over 2 1/2 months ago.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:51 pm

At BSmack's house:
~knock knock~
Who's there?
I want my 15 dollars!

At War Wagon's house:
~knock knock~
Who's there?
I know...
I know who?
I know you are but what am I?

At TVO's house:
~knock knock~
Who's there?
White Cock.
What? I specifically ordered black cock!!
No, I mean it's me. White Cock.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 11:45 pm

Old photo, but I believe it is MrsO's spring wreath.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Mar 11, 2014 1:33 am

At War Wagon's house:
Knock, knock.
[silence]
[much louder]Knock, knock[/much louder]
Who's there?
Smackie Chan
Almost 4:30, I think.

I have no idea what this means, especially since it's usually me knocking on Smackie Chan's door.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Mar 11, 2014 2:04 am

might as well beat you sumbitches to the punch.....

smackaholic's house-

Knock knock.

(Sound of door falling off hinges)

or maybe......

Fuck that, I ain't even gonna bother knocking. no fukking way anybody lives there.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Mar 11, 2014 3:09 am

RACK 88!

Derron wrote:goddamn Christmas

:|

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Mar 11, 2014 4:06 pm

Knock, Knock: Halloween Edition

At Left Seater's house:
~knock knock~
Who's there?
Trick or treat!
I DON'T DO HANDOUTS! GET A JOB YOU LIBERAL LEECHES!!

At Diego's house:
~knock knock~
Who's there?
Trick or treat!

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Mar 11, 2014 5:20 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:At Left Seater's house:
~knock knock~
Who's there?
Trick or treat!
I DON'T DO HANDOUTS! GET A JOB YOU LIBERAL LEECHES!!

More like:

"What side of the tracks do you live on?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:05 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:At Left Seater's house:
~knock knock~
Who's there?
Trick or treat!
Lift those fukking masks. I need to know which candy bowl to grab.

yet another FTFY

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Tue Mar 11, 2014 9:46 pm

At 88's house:

Knock, knock.
88: Who's there?
It's Moving Sale. People keep piling on
with these stupid knock knock jokes
and I'm not happy.
88: Well which dwarf are you then?

At 88's house again:
Knock, knock.
88: Ah crap, what have I started...who's there?
Door swings wide open to this
88: Ahhhh! Thank god I'm not AP!

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Mar 11, 2014 10:50 pm

~mumble, mumble~

Knock..wha? Shit, nigga. I thaw you say Nog Cock.

I DID...now give it here, niqqer or I'll fucking SUE you!!! I'm a lawyer, you vapid fuckhole."

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:24 pm

Moving Sales apartment:

~Knock Knock~
Who's there?
Your court appointed client
Hang on, I'm sharpening my skills on T1B-
I just called someone a fat, stupid, bitch. *har* *har*

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:12 am

I laffed.

It would actually go something more like this at the Seaters.

-Knock Knock-

pause

-Knock Knock-

-Mrs Seater: Were you expecting anyone?

-Lefty: Nope.

-Knock Knock-

-Knock Knock-

Mrs Seater: Get 'em Madeline.

Madeline: Bark bark bark, growl, bark bark bark...Sniff...bark bark bark...

Mrs Seater: Good girl Maddy. Leave it.

*Madeline is the Seaters 75 lb boxer

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:54 pm

That was funny Sam. But no we don't keep a small child around the house.

Ours is of the four leg canine variety.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:56 pm

Left Seater wrote:But no we don't keep a small child around the house.

You should look into it. It would probably make it easier for you to discriminate against local balcks when you're out jetsetting around the A.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 1:14 pm

Man you are slow or racist.

Again it isn't balck people, it is the illegal Hispanic folks.

Also, how does having a child help one to discriminate against anyone? Can't wait to hear this one. The fact you have even given this a second of thought is very disturbing.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:40 pm

Left Seater wrote:That was funny Sam. But no we don't keep a small child around the house.

Too easy...must resist......

AWW, fuckit:

You don't know what you're missing.

sin,

Child Snatcher in Seattle.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Mar 12, 2014 10:30 pm

Carson, please...leave the jokes to the professionals...

...or I'll have my union goons rough you up!

:x

T1B

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