March 14th is Steak and Blowjob Day.
Celebrate accordingly, my friends.
happy Steak and Blowjob Day
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Re: happy Steak and Blowjob Day
It's Pi Day dammit. Check your slide rule or calculator if you wish.
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Re: happy Steak and Blowjob Day
pron wrote:March 14th is Steak and Blowjob Day.
No law against coincidental holidays. I'm frankly more of a fan of how the former is celebrated.Wolfman wrote:It's Pi Day dammit.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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Smackie Chan wrote:pron wrote:March 14th is Steak and Blowjob Day.No law against coincidental holidays. I'm frankly more of a fan of how the former is celebrated.Wolfman wrote:It's Pi Day dammit.
I'm not so good at math...and I don't think I'm getting a blowjob today, either.
This day SUCKS (only figuratively, much to my disappointment).
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Oh, Julie...
...come to Ontario. I can change. I swear...this time it will be different...
...come to Ontario. I can change. I swear...this time it will be different...
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Poor Wolfman. He'd have to find his teeth to eat the steak, then probably couldn't get it up for the BJ.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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Goober McTuber wrote:Poor Wolfman. He'd have to find his teeth to eat the steak, then probably couldn't get it up for the BJ.
On the other hand, not finding his teeth might work favourably for his "partner" regarding the blowjob...
:o
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Y'all talk that shite about Wolfie, but you'd rather walk across the street than accidentally step in his yard.
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Re: happy Steak and Blowjob Day
Hmmmmm. I was served a steak dinner tonight????
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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mamamustanger wrote:Hmmmmm. I was served a steak dinner tonight????
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No...that's not how it works...
You'll now it's your day when Smackie serves you tuna casserole...
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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mamamustanger
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Re: happy Steak and Blowjob Day
I don't do tuna casserole
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That's only cuz he's expecting some pi.mamamustanger wrote:Hmmmmm. I was served a steak dinner tonight????
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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Re: happy Steak and Blowjob Day
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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mamamustanger
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Re: happy Steak and Blowjob Day
And most likely he will get it
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I'll bet Smackie does though.mamamustanger wrote:I don't do tuna casserole
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Only in Cleveland, 88, only in Cleveland. :wink:88 wrote:Typical. I find out that it is Steak and Blowjob Day the day after Steak and Blowjob Day. Today must be Work Most Of The Day, Then Watch Some Shit College Basketball On TV, Eat A Shit Calzone And Then Go To Bed Without Fucking Your Wife Day.pron wrote:March 14th is Steak and Blowjob Day.
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