Porsche Macan

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Sun Mar 16, 2014 3:30 am

Sounds like the next troll stop.

Just don't have it during football season, cause I am a greedy mofo and would like to attend.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sun Mar 16, 2014 6:51 am

Is that dude puking or looking for a husband?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sun Mar 16, 2014 12:54 pm

I saw a 50+ year old dude driving a 944 on 490 in Rochester. I laughed.

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smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Mar 16, 2014 2:51 pm

If you are going to get a Porsche, get a real Porsche. Either a 911 or a Boxster/Cayman.

That thing is a fukking SUV. A small, probably real nice SUV, but, an SUV nonetheless.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Mar 16, 2014 3:02 pm

90% of the people driving the Porsche SUV in (guess where) are women.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Mar 16, 2014 11:07 pm

In that price range you really should check out a Tesla Model S.

http://www.motortrend.com/oftheyear/car ... a_model_s/

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 1:26 am

Scott -- Your info is outdated.

True, they don't have "dealerships" -- they call them "stores." There's one in a bigazz mall right up the road from me.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Mar 17, 2014 1:40 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:90% of the people driving the Porsche SUV in (guess where) are women.

And the 10% are over-compensating for their tiny junk.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 1:54 am

MGO beat me to it -- I have enough penis that I don't really give a fuck what I drive.

Riddle me this -- if a guy has a miniature cock, why would he advertise it by driving a jacked-up truck which he tools around in with his vicious pitbull?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 2:35 am

Tesla doesn't use dealers. Hence the whole situation in Jersey. Don't see what there is to argue about.

Oh yeah, Chris Christie: Another free market loving, capitalist conservative cracking down on innovation and ingenuity. Just another pro-business GOPtard.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 4:05 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:Oh yeah, Chris Christie: Another free market loving...

Uhm... no.

A Crony Capitalist from the established GOP, which is just as lame as a Crony Capitalist from the D's.

POS.

But I can list at least 500 POS's that grift in MOTHERFUCKING DC!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 1:59 pm

88 wrote:I am looking at a Porsche. Even the name causes a stirring in my nether region. I drove a shit 944 back in the day. It was a Volkswagen from a different mother. It sucked. But I loved it anyway.

I'm guessing that was a 914. I sold cars at a Porsche-Audi-Volkswagen-BMW dealership back in the day. The 944 was very nice, reasonably priced sports car with no Volkswagen parts. Perfect for the child of your average cardiac surgeon. I'm pretty sure the 914 actually ran a VW engine.

The 924 was a piece of shit, but it was still all Porsche shit.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 2:14 pm

I went with the 29 yo girlfriend route, but then I was never stupid enough to get married in the first place.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Mar 25, 2014 3:35 am

Goober McTuber wrote:The 924 was a piece of shit, but it was still all Porsche shit.

Totally incorrect.

A 924 was an Audi Fox with a different body. Exact same except for cosmetics.

914 was a demon on a tight road. They were great cars. Had a slightly hopped up Type 2 (VW Bus) engine. Unless you had a 1970 with the small (2 liter?) Porsche 6 banger (was just talking with my old buddy about his dad's old one. Neighbor he sold it to completely restored it).

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