Official T1B spreadsheet

[smackaholic]

All right fukkfaces. It is time for an official spreadsheet so we can get all our individual ones unfukked. Mine is pretty dreadful.

So, lets have all your vitals. Feel free to post others as well.

smackaholic- head greens keeper at Augusta National, freestyle punctuationist.

sport teams: red sux, patsies, UConn



88- real smart. only lawyer on the planet I would not execute if I was king.

sports teams: C-town, I guess


lefty- drives airplanes, is fat (but in shape, allegedly) wife has a nice dumper

sports: no fukking clue


screwy-lives in DC, doesn't own a washing machine, lives in DC, is in the sanitation business

sports: i thought MSU, but, apparently not.


moving fail- midget lawyer, unfunniest shlub on the interwebs.

sports: gave up on going to sporting events as he was frustrated about not being able to see over the dude seated in front of him.


bsmack-terrible credit rating, best stoner voice since tommy chong, better taste in music than politics

sports: squealers, i think.


mikey- almot as smart as he is fat. has a really cool shade tree that I paid for.

sports: chargers, maybe? who really cares. it is too fukking nice in SD to sit inside and watch sports.

[smackaholic]

papa willie- has lost at least 2 war wagons worth of weight in the last year, but, is still fat. can play the fukk out of a guitar.

sports: cousin fukking? handfishing? fukk, if I know.


Sudden sam- Nicest fukker on the internet, prolly because he is on a continual morphine drip for his jacked up back. Rides motorcycles and takes pics of pretty girls. Is on his 27th wife.

sports: ???


Wags- Will never be a grandad, is skinny, has fukked up musical taste, drives a forklift.

sports: queefs, I guess. sucks to be you.


Smackie Chan- Coolest mofo on the web. Best musical program director ever. He knows more great songs than I know songs.

sports: ???? too busy listening to music I suspect.

[Left Seater]

'holic,

My sports teams are:

Rice Owls, Minnesota Wild, Iowa Wild

[Carson]

Sudden sam-

sports: ???

heh heh heh

[mvscal]

papa willie- has lost at least 2 war wagons worth of weight in the last year, but, is still fat. can play the fukk out of a guitar.

sports: cousin fukking? handfishing? fukk, if I know Falcunts, Auburn


Sudden sam- Nicest fukker on the internet, prolly because he is on a continual morphine drip for his jacked up back. Rides motorcycles and takes pics of pretty girls. Is on his 27th wife.

sports: SCROLL TIDE!!!

FTFY

[BSmack]

My teams are the Steelers and SU football, hoop and LAX. And of course all Rochester teams (Amerks, Red Wings, RIT hockey etc). And of course Jeff Gordon.

[Dinsdale]

You can't figure out the sports teams of people who sport logos of their sports teams in their avatars?

[Moving Sale]

I pretty sure mvskkkal is a Blackcocks fan.

[Goober McTuber]

Update for suckaholic:

Goober McTuber - dashingly handsome older gentleman with a full head of hair, HWP, affectionately known as "Mr. Know-it-all", regularly waxes his large American genitalia

Sports teams - Badgers, Packers, Green Bay Chill

[smackaholic]

You can't figure out the sports teams of people who sport logos of their sports teams in their avatars?

It was early, besides figuring out does generally require a modicum of give a fukk.

[War Wagon]

HWP

I have no idea what this means.

Sports teams - Badgers, Packers, Green Bay Chill

What, not a Brewers fan? I'd think you'd be a diehard.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

You can't figure out the sports teams of people who sport logos of their sports teams in their avatars?

Or even just gleaning a little something from posting with the same 12 peeps for 15+ years? Jesus, what an oblivious dipshit.

I have no idea what this means.

Well, he's from Wisconsin... Heil White Power?

[Dinsdale]

You can't figure out the sports teams of people who sport logos of their sports teams in their avatars?

Or even just gleaning a little something from posting with the same 12 peeps for 15+ years? Jesus, what an oblivious dipshit.

Like Lefty who has always sported a Rice Owls avatar?

88, which was originally 88Buckeyegrad? Probably doesn't root for the same team as FLWBuckeye, I'm sure.

Gee, wonder who Huskerfan roots for, besides his wife vs the waitress?

Wags has had his Mizzou avatar forever.

Gee, wonder which CFB team I root for?

Spray was pretty shy about last year's CFB season... kept things mum. Same with Carson (and his av).


Jeebus, Holic -- you're clowning.


Although this thread is really screaming out for a page-stretching picture of a bridge.

[Dinsdale]

PS: Down to 237.

After the hip injury (if you ever have a chance to dislocate an SI joint, politely decline. If you don't decline, I'd recommend not proving you're Joe Tough Guy and decide that it will heal on its own... heals alright -- in the wrong place)...

I think I've made it back to 175. Maybe I can work out a bunch and get it up to 180 or so by the end of summer.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Like Lefty who has always sported a Rice Owls avatar?

88, which was originally 88Buckeyegrad? Probably doesn't root for the same team as FLWBuckeye, I'm sure.

Gee, wonder who Huskerfan roots for, besides his wife vs the waitress?

Wags has had his Mizzou avatar forever.

Gee, wonder which CFB team I root for?

Spray was pretty shy about last year's CFB season... kept things mum. Same with Carson (and his av).

Put all that in an online quiz and he'd nail 'em all.

[smackaholic]

fukkin' aye, I would, mgooo.

but, seeing as this wasn't an online quiz and i was caffeine deprived at the time, i didn't bother working at it. gotta save my online quiz super powers for when they are needed. no point in burning them up on you fukksticks.

So, who did i miss?

jsc- nice guy who claims to be republican. is personally responsible for 67% of the healthcare spending in LA. 3 gastro-intestinal docs have named kids after him.

sport: lsu and maybe the 'ain'ts?

[smackaholic]

wolfie- nobody that old should be that cool. dumpater artist, pretty fair DJ, despite the harry caray voice. you trolls get the fukk off his lawn, bsmack creditor.

sports: 'cuse and prolly some other teams

[Dinsdale]

jsc- nice guy who claims to be republican. is personally responsible for 67% of the healthcare spending in LA. 3 gastro-intestinal docs have named kids after him.

sport: lsu and maybe the 'ain'ts?

I just injured myself from the extreme :FUCKINGFACEPALM:

Serious question -- are you fucking retarded? How many post in how many years, and yo'u'r'e this fucking clueless?

I'll help you out -- no one on earth toes the Dem party line like JSC... absolutely blindly.

And it's been a long running joke that the "810" at the end of his nic represents the number of teams he bandwagons roots for.

[smackaholic]

yes, he does tow the dem party line, top to bottom, but, if you recall, he claims to be one of those moderate republicans. or at least he used to.

[Goober McTuber]

HWP

I have no idea what this means.

Sports teams - Badgers, Packers, Green Bay Chill

What, not a Brewers fan? I'd think you'd be a diehard.

HWP = Height Weight Proportional. Baseball sucks.

[Goober McTuber]

Down to 237. This 240 barrier is really kicking my ass. :x

Cholesterol level?

[Diego in Seattle]

HWP

I have no idea what this means.

Sports teams - Badgers, Packers, Green Bay Chill

What, not a Brewers fan? I'd think you'd be a diehard.

HWP = Height Weight Proportional.

To what...an A380?

[FLW Buckeye]

Pretty sure Dins is a Beaver(s) fan. :grin:

Despite the occasional rumor about some of the occupants of this joint, I'm pretty sure that most of us are too. :wink:

Almost forgot...

Retired Army SGM (Don't call me sir!) and Grampa Extraordinaire. Living in the Ozarks (beautiful country!) with the clean air while trying to pronounce holler like a local.

Sports teams: Buckeyes, 49ers, Reds.

[Goober McTuber]

To what...an A380?

Stick to things you understand, toddler-fondler.

[Screw_Michigan]

What, not a Brewers fan? I'd think you'd be a diehard.

Gobbles McTubesteak is more into swinging dicks than he is swinging bats. Sad, I know.

[War Wagon]

Baseball sucks.

You must've grown up in Canada.

What the hell do you watch all summer, soccer?

Baseball is, by far, the greatest sport ever devised.

[War Wagon]

Living in the Ozarks (beautiful country!) with the clean air while trying to pronounce holler like a local.

You lucky bastard, which part?

[Left Seater]

Baseball sucks.

You must've grown up in Canada.

What the hell do you watch all summer, soccer?

Baseball is, by far, the greatest sport ever devised.

Baseball is filler between the Stanley Cup Finals and the HOF game in late July.

[smackaholic]

Living in the Ozarks (beautiful country!) with the clean air while trying to pronounce holler like a local.

You lucky bastard, which part?

It's the fukking Ozarks, not the Rockies. Is it big enough to have more than one part? I do realize that it is spread across 2 shit states. Is that what you mean?

[Goober McTuber]

What, not a Brewers fan? I'd think you'd be a diehard.

Gobbles McTubesteak is more into swinging dicks than he is swinging bats. Sad, I know.

This, from the guy who expects marblebags on his womenfolk?

Whitey, the only baseball I watch is my grandson's little league team.

[Goober McTuber]

No clue.

No shit.

[orcinus]

Living in the Ozarks (beautiful country!) with the clean air while trying to pronounce holler like a local.

You lucky bastard, which part?

I might know this one.

[Felix]

I have 6 grandkids, 3 that live here in Boise, 3 that live in Indianapolis....I'm a golf fanatic and a decent player (last handicap posted at a 6.7).....drag my clubs with me whenever the weather is suitable.....I'm a die hard Boise State fan and have been a season ticket holder since 1981.....I graduated from BSU with a degree in Mass Communication, but my current job (real estate appraisal reviewer) is totally unrelated to my degree.....Sudden Sam and Mikey are two of my bestest buddies on this site, and spray and I communicate regularly about music....I play acoustic guitar (6 and 12 string) ukelele, and mandolin....I belong to a group of guys that buy dilapidated properties, fix them up then rent them to low income people....we rent them at a rate that pays the mortgage and funds long and short term maintenence costs, but we don't profit from it....if we sell any of the properties, we take any profit from the sales and dump it back into refurbishing houses and apartment buildings to provide a source of housing for low income families.....we've never been burned by anybody we've rented to trashing the place or turning it into party central.....I used to own an S351 Saleen Mustang which I sold about 3 years ago and kick myself everyday for getting rid of it.....

there's more, but I can't think of any of it right now.......

[Moving Sale]

I'm a golf fanatic and a decent player (last handicap posted at a 6.7)

So you suck at golf. Gotcha.

[smackaholic]

Any handicap in the single digits qualifies as perty fukkin' good, in the real world. It won't allow you to make a living swinging a club, buy it puts you ahead of 98% of us duffers.

[BSmack]

Any handicap in the single digits qualifies as perty fukkin' good, in the real world. It won't allow you to make a living swinging a club, buy it puts you ahead of 98% of us duffers.

At least. I'd stomp a midget if I could get my handicap that low.

[Moving Sale]

So you are grading on a curve. How liberal of you.