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kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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"I did have sexual relations with that woman."

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I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Hillary Clinton!

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Wow. Look at the set of chompers on that woman. You'd think she was English. I guess her parents spent all their money sending her to Brynn Marr instead of getting some orthodontic work done.
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Here I sit
buns a flexin'
giving birth
to another tax and spend.

:bode:
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Jay in Phoenix
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Hey foldo, your little poem based on the classic "Here I sit..." bathroom motif, is supposed to rhyme.

Just sayin'.
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Rooster wrote:I guess her parents spent all their money

Funny stuff. Last I checked, this country has trillions of dollars, and they consider that as theirs to use.
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Jay in Phoenix wrote:Hey foldo, your little poem based on the classic "Here I sit..." bathroom motif, is supposed to rhyme.

Just sayin'.
Here I sit
fresh out of Kleenex
giving birth
to Jay in Phoenix.

happy?
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Jay in Phoenix
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Sirfindafold wrote:Here I sit
fresh out of Kleenex
giving birth
to Jay in Phoenix.

happy?
Yes actually, though the rhyme is good, your meter is a bit off.

For example:

He he is,
sirfindafold
wrote a poem
that's sort of old.
Here I sit,
my bowels turn cold
as I give birth
to findafold.
As you see,
this is quite trite'
but that's okay
got fold to bite...

...me.
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Ugly people really ought not breed.
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Could be worse...this thread isn't about Amy Carter spitting out little fuglies.
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Here I sit
Poopy and farty
giving birth
to a guy named...


Hey, wait a minute...this is a TERRIBLE game!!!!!
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Here I sit
All zany & wacky
giving birth
to a guy named...


Yeah, I gotta side with Shlomo on this one. :doh:
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Here I sit
at the end of a warf
Why does everybody
Call me a ....

This game sucks
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smackaholic wrote:Ugly people really ought not breed.
Nor should really stupid people. Chances are good that you're both.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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