Assholes in Washington

[Goober McTuber]

In Wisconsin, both houses of the legislature are controlled by Republicans. This past week Democrats were complaining that lobbyists don't even bother to lobby them anymore.

"I don't want to go out with you, but I would appreciate being asked."

[smackaholic]

Sometimes i think maybe it would be a good thing if al queda would light a suitcase nuke off right in the middle of DC.

Is there really any chance in hell that any sort of real libertarian could come to power and send all those fukks packing? Something tells me they wouldn't go quietly.

[Sirfindafold]

In Wisconsin, both houses of the legislature are controlled by Republicans. This past week Democrats were complaining that lobbyists don't even bother to lobby them anymore.

"I don't want to go out with you, but I would appreciate being asked."

nobody cares.

[Wolfman]

The horses are out of the barn. Spending in Washington will never be controlled with the way things operate. Folks like the Podesta's both elected and appointed will continue to wallow in money. Sad state of affairs, really. Damn, I just remembered something about Nixon having to explain a fur coat. Seems so silly compared the goings on these days.

[Goober McTuber]

In Wisconsin, both houses of the legislature are controlled by Republicans. This past week Democrats were complaining that lobbyists don't even bother to lobby them anymore.

"I don't want to go out with you, but I would appreciate being asked."

nobody cares.

That is the problem, you slack-jawed mongoloid.

[mvscal]

“One year from now, we have the chance to tell all those corporate lobbyists that the days of them setting the agenda in Washington are over. I have done more to take on lobbyists than any other candidate in this race – and I’ve won. I don’t take a dime of their money, and when I am President, they won’t find a job in my White House.” (Sen. Barack Obama, Remarks At A Campaign Event, Spartanburg, SC, 11/3/07)

Good job, dumbfucks. You know who you are.

[Screw_Michigan]

Why on earth would you marry an unattractive two time loser like heather podesta?

[War Wagon]

I thought this thread was going to be about the Nevada cattle rancher vs. the BLM. Definitely more news worthy.

[smackaholic]

speaking of assholes in washington, I am here in sodom by the potomac as we speak. Well, technically, I am at the Navy Lodge in Bethesda, but, close enough.

The Mrs and CB are tagging along. He has next week off from school. I am going to be in Edgewood, MD this coming week to attempt to get edumacated on some of my company's equipment. They will be doing day trips to the beach and various other things.

The ride down was interesting. I rented a camry. Started out fine till I filled up on the joist tpke. The camry didn't like that much. traction control lights, check engine light and it started running like shit, intermittently. So, I got on the horn to enterprise. They directed me to an enterprise in Wilmington, DE (what a shithole). Had to wait about 45 minutes for my new wheels. At first they were going to give me a wrangler. Fukk that. Fun in the woods, but, not much of a highway cruiser, then they decided, hey you might like this better. Grand Cherokee. Fukking more loaded than todd on a saturday night. And, it's got a hemi!!! Little bit quicker than the 4 banger camry, it it sure the fukk does like gas.

Finally got into DC around 3:30. Parked near the Mall. And walked the length of it from the capitol, almost, to the GW monument. Then walked over to the monkey's place. Holy shit have they got that place locked down. Can't get anywhere near the backyard. Walked around the front. Waved to sniper dudes up on the roof. Then walked up Penn Ave to get back to the car. Unfortunately, the had about 10 blocks of penn ave fenched off for some jap street festival. WTF? Couldn't cross penn ave without buying admission into the slopes street party. :x Fukk you motherfukkers. I'm glad we nukked you. Who would pay to get access to shit anime crap and bad dancers. Even CB was laughing at the anime losers. and he has a number fo friends that are anime losers.

Chilling now at the Navy Lodge in Bethesda. Thought I was going to have to rip the GPS out of the dash after it made me do 4 U-turns in a row on Wisconsin ave right in front of the navy base.

All is well now though as I have an interwebs connection and a 6 4 uhh 3 pack of mike's lemonade. Damn does that shit slide down easy.

Gonna wander around that tax dollar blackhole some more tomorrow before heading back to Edgewood. Drop me a PM if any of you DC fukks are gonna be around. Probably doing the A&S museum and the holocaust museum. Now that I gots one of these cool as fukk iphones, maybe i will even post a pic or two as wytch fodder.

[Goober McTuber]

speaking of assholes in washington, I am here in sodom by the potomac as we speak. Well, technically, I am at the Navy Lodge in Bethesda, but, close enough.

The Mrs and CB are tagging along. He has next week off from school. I am going to be in Edgewood, MD this coming week to attempt to get edumacated on some of my company's equipment.

Screwball helped you on a new career path?

[BSmack]

Probably doing the A&S museum and the holocaust museum. Now that I gots one of these cool as fukk iphones, maybe i will even post a pic or two as wytch fodder.

iPhones are for dildos. Oh, and get to the Holocaust Museum early. We made the mistake of showing up at 3 and were told we could only go to the Holocaust Lite area and not the full tour. That kind of sucked.

[FLW Buckeye]

Too late for a full tour of the Holocaust Museum at 3:00 pm?

Who'd a thunk it, seeing as how it never happened.

[Dinsdale]

mike's lemonade... iphone

Jeebus... did your husband make the trip with you? Seems like you would have been all over the anime.

And also jeebus -- car ran well, you bought gas, then it didn't. Gee, tough diagnosis there. Please tell me it was in NJ and it was the gas jockey who couldn't figure out how to properly install the gas cap, rather than you?

[Smackie Chan]

I thought this thread was going to be about the Nevada cattle rancher vs. the BLM.

Thought this was gonna be a trollstop review when I read the thread title.

[smackaholic]

mike's lemonade... iphone

Jeebus... did your husband make the trip with you? Seems like you would have been all over the anime.

And also jeebus -- car ran well, you bought gas, then it didn't. Gee, tough diagnosis there. Please tell me it was in NJ and it was the gas jockey who couldn't figure out how to properly install the gas cap, rather than you?

Yup, it was Jersey. The gas cap could have explained the CE light, but the traction control light and intermittently running like shit? I dunno. Anyway, who gives a fukk. The grand cherokee is pretty sweet.

[smackaholic]

mike's lemonade... iphone

Jeebus... did your husband make the trip with you? Seems like you would have been all over the anime.

And also jeebus -- car ran well, you bought gas, then it didn't. Gee, tough diagnosis there. Please tell me it was in NJ and it was the gas jockey who couldn't figure out how to properly install the gas cap, rather than you?

Yup, it was Jersey. The gas cap could have explained the CE light, but the traction control light and intermittently running like shit? I dunno. Anyway, who gives a fukk. The grand cherokee is pretty sweet.

As for the iphone, yeah, I might prefer an android or whatever, but, i don't make the decisions for the company.

[Goober McTuber]

i don't make the decisions for the company.

So they have a small chance of succeeding.

[smackaholic]

I hope so.

Back in Ct now.

The drive from Md to Ct on a friday afternoon ain't much fun. I stayed away from the NK tpke and still had a lot of traffic.

I have a question for anyone in the MD area. Do you fukkers have a deer season? If you do, it ain't long enough. We took the scenic route back to Englewood sunday afternoon. Went through Annapolis (very nice) and up the eastern shore. Saw herd after herd of white tails along the road in fields. Some as many as 30 or 40. Surprisingly, I didn't see any deer road pizza. I would guess that in an hour stretch we saw at least 200 deer. Ct has a lot of deer, but nothing close to the eastern shore of MD. Ours are bigger though.

[smackaholic]

mike's lemonade... iphone

Jeebus... did your husband make the trip with you? Seems like you would have been all over the anime.

And also jeebus -- car ran well, you bought gas, then it didn't. Gee, tough diagnosis there. Please tell me it was in NJ and it was the gas jockey who couldn't figure out how to properly install the gas cap, rather than you?

update:

Dropped the Grand Cherokee off today. They already knew about my issues and had the paperwork ready. Enterprise's verdict which they got from whatever garage they use in DE was that I filled it with diesel.

I don't fukking think so.

I have a receipt sitting here in front of me for 11.17 gallons of regular from pump no. 5 at the Dick Stockton rest area, joisy tpke.

They expect me to pay the $419 bill to unfukk it.

Good luck on that one, asswhipes. I called AmEx and they said they will tell them to pound sand. I fukking triple dog dare them to send their lawyers after me. I can show that I picked the car up the afternoon before in Vernon, Ct with the tank 3/4 full. It is about 200 miles, give or take to the fill up place. I can show joisy tpke receipts putting me on that road and doing the math, 11 gallons sounds about right.

I have a question for Dins and any other alledged rocket surgeons here.

Will a camry even run on a 2/3 diesel mix? The tank holds 17 gal, total. It ran surprisingly well, other than the occassional stumble. Didn't overheat. Appeared to have normal power, not that a 4 banger auto camry has what can be classified as 'power', to being with.

If I had bought it from a backwater single pump place, I would suspect contaminated old fuel. This is not that place. This is the joisy tpke which pumps gas non-stop, pretty much, 24/7. If they had a RUG tank full of diesel, there would be broken down sleds lining the side of the pike as the average fukk runs his hoopty down to fumes before filling.

Here is what i suspect happened. The stealership dude gets the car in with complaints of running like shit after filling up. It is not a regular customer, but an out of town rental. An easy mark. He closes the fuel cap properly, resets the ECU and bills 3 hrs for a full system flush.

If I were Enterprise I think I would look for a new garage to wrench on my shit in Wilmington, DE.

I have emailed the Jersey pike authority about this. Being a corrupt gov. agency, I expect nothing from them, but, it's worth the 2 minutes it took to do it.

[smackaholic]

prolly should just run across my yard barefoot and blindfolded.

[smackaholic]

The OL drove it to Gettysburg and back with the tranny in sport mode. I think this is the reason it is warmer this week than last.

[BSmack]

The OL drove it to Gettysburg and back with the tranny

Say hi to AP for me.

[smackaholic]

No telling what that type of tranny's sport mode is like.