(!) Happy Easter (!)
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(!) Happy Easter (!)
John 2:18-19
Then answered the Jews and said unto him, What sign shewest thou unto us, seeing that thou doest these things?
Jesus answered and said unto them, Destroy this temple, and in three days I will raise it up.
He did.
Jesus proved Himself to be the Christ by resurrecting from the dead.
All who believe in Him shall do likewise, and indeed have eternal spiritual life right now.
John 5:24
Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that heareth my word, and believeth on him that sent me, hath everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation; but is passed from death unto life.
Then answered the Jews and said unto him, What sign shewest thou unto us, seeing that thou doest these things?
Jesus answered and said unto them, Destroy this temple, and in three days I will raise it up.
He did.
Jesus proved Himself to be the Christ by resurrecting from the dead.
All who believe in Him shall do likewise, and indeed have eternal spiritual life right now.
John 5:24
Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that heareth my word, and believeth on him that sent me, hath everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation; but is passed from death unto life.
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Re: Happy Easter
poptart wrote:...the Jews...
Oh boy. Here we go again.
It's always "the Jews", isn't it?
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Happy Passover to all my Hebrews and Shebrews out there. Peace!
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Re: Happy Easter
Well, if you hook nosed parasites hadn't tacked his dirty hippy ass up on a stick, we wouldn't be in this jam, now would we?
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Re: Happy Easter
Happy Passover, BTW, kike.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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Re: Happy Easter
ftfypoptart wrote:All who believe in Him shall do likewise, when I get around to it, and indeed have eternal spiritual life right now.
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mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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Re: Happy Easter
Nothing says easter like finding your eggs in the bush.Alec wrote:
9/27/22“Left Seater” wrote:So charges are around the corner?
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WTF is 10-1? That's not a LE radio code.
And I was speaking rhetorically, Dumble Dwarf.
Has your disbarment hearing started yet?
And I was speaking rhetorically, Dumble Dwarf.
Has your disbarment hearing started yet?
9/27/22“Left Seater” wrote:So charges are around the corner?
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Re: Happy Easter
It's both 4/20 and Easter. Quite the day.Moving Sale wrote:I think you meant happy 420 pop.
Fuck off, everyone.
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I should have gone to Amsterdam today instead of yesterday.Screw_Michigan wrote:It's both 4/20 and Easter. Quite the day.
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
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I just wanted to talk about her vagina dumbass.Diego in Seattle wrote:WTF is 10-1? That's not a LE radio code.
And I was speaking rhetorically, Dumble Dwarf.
Has your disbarment hearing started yet?
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That includes jizz mopping assholes from DC.Screw_Michigan wrote:You Bammers know how to fuck everything up.
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
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The old straight up IKHIBWAY. Well played for a 5 yo. You are 5 yo right?Carson wrote:That includes jizz mopping assholes from DC.Screw_Michigan wrote:You Bammers know how to fuck everything up.
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Who shit in your Easter basket, while you were in it?
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
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Re: Happy Easter
I'm guessing 4/20 in Amsterdam is a lot like the other 364 days of the year.Carson wrote:I should have gone to Amsterdam today instead of yesterday.Screw_Michigan wrote:It's both 4/20 and Easter. Quite the day.
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Just because you are too dumb to post a decent post that's no reason to get all pissy at me.Carson wrote:Who shit in your Easter basket, while you were in it?
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You couldn't be more wrong.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: I'm guessing 4/20 in Amsterdam is a lot like the other 364 days of the year.
http://www.ams420.nl
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Yeah, and in America we have a holiday in November dedicated to stuffing ourselves silly, but that doesn't mean we aren't doing that all year round anyway.
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So you are unwilling to admit you are totally wrong. Interesting.
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Ugh. Lawyers are so obnoxious. Give it a rest, buddy. You're not in court.
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You not being funny or interesting or right has nothing to do with my profession. Step up your game next time maybe?
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Re: Happy Easter
Pop's head just exploded....Alec wrote:
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Re: Happy Easter
I've been in Holland and Amsterdam many g-damned times. I can assure you that the smoking of pot is prevalent, little one. Standing outside my hotel, where I stay just outside city center, they blaze like it's drinking a bottle of Aquafina. So, you can cite your bullshit websites. Knock yourself out. I've got living proof, dick-smoker.Moving Sale wrote:You couldn't be more wrong.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: I'm guessing 4/20 in Amsterdam is a lot like the other 364 days of the year.
http://www.ams420.nl
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You are telling me people smoke pot in Amsterdam? That's your fucking take? Wow ok thanks. Like I've never been to Amsterdam. Why don't you post a link that shows more events than the one I posted for 420 for the other 364 days.
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Do you really have to argue every single water-is-wet take, Tiny One? What are you even trying to prove here? Because some dudes congregate in a park to blaze on 4/20, that means pot smoking isn't prevalent every other day of the year in Amsterdam?
My point was pretty obvious, but since you're so god damned petty, you can never see the forest through the trees: If you want to partake in Amsterdam's pot smoking culture, you can go any time. You don't have to pick a specially designated pot smoking day.
My point was pretty obvious, but since you're so god damned petty, you can never see the forest through the trees: If you want to partake in Amsterdam's pot smoking culture, you can go any time. You don't have to pick a specially designated pot smoking day.
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And if you want to partake in Christianity you can go to the Vatican tomorrow.
But it won't be like it is today. How is it my fault you made a stupid statement?
But it won't be like it is today. How is it my fault you made a stupid statement?
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I'm waiting for shorty to post how Apollo 11 was actually shot on a movie set....
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Really? How would it be different? You can get really high on 4/20. Or you can get really high on 4/21.Moving Sale wrote:And if you want to partake in Christianity you can go to the Vatican tomorrow.
But it won't be like it is today. How is it my fault you made a stupid statement?
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Re: (!) Happy Easter (!)
Joyous Easter, 'tart.
He is Risen.
He is Risen.
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WTF r u droning on about tard?Diego in Seattle wrote:I'm waiting for shorty to post how Apollo 11 was actually shot on a movie set....
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You can act as stupid as you want to but saying going to the Vatican today is the same as tomorrow is asinine squared. Carry on idiot.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Really? How would it be different? You can get really high on 4/20. Or you can get really high on 4/21.
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When did I say anything about the Vatican?Moving Sale wrote:You can act as stupid as you want to but saying going to the Vatican today is the same as tomorrow is asinine squared. Carry on idiot.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Really? How would it be different? You can get really high on 4/20. Or you can get really high on 4/21.
My god you are one tedious tard. Die in a roller coaster accident. That is, if you meet the height requirement.
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You didn't need to. Midget Scale likes to argue for the sake of arguing or just to be a contrarian. For instance, if you said water is wet, he would say that if you put it in a cup with a lid on it, since you can't touch the water, how can you say it is wet? In fact, not only is it not wet, you can't even prove it is water!MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:When did I say anything about the Vatican?
Tiny brains work in tiny ways, and this little 'tard from the Shire be the tiniest of all.
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It's called an analogy dolts. So Jay also thinks Amsterdam is the same on 420 as any other day. You are two vapid fucks.
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I hope everyone is enjoying the continuing meltdown of little Elvis' mind and ego as much as I am. :grin:Moving Sale wrote:It's called an analogy dolts. So Jay also thinks Amsterdam is the same on 420 as any other day.
Just like mgo said NOTHING about the Vatican, I in turn said NOTHING about Amsterdam. Show me exactly where I did that, munchkin. I said you like arguing for the sake of arguing, which you have proven over and over again...in spades. (Not a black cock ref, so put your sad little pocket widget away.) For the sake of what's left of your last three or four synapses, give this board thing a rest for a year or two...or forever, that would be good, because when you do implode that last mental gasket, it's gone forever.
A mind, no matter how small, is a terrible thing to waste. Of course in your case, not so much.