I have a 5% chance of living past 102

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I have a 5% chance of living past 102

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According to this very short life expectancy calculator.
http://gosset.wharton.upenn.edu/mortality/form.html

I am expected to live to 85.5.

There is also a longer calculator -- if you want to take the time to answer the questions.
http://gosset.wharton.upenn.edu/mortali ... cForm.html




How long do you expect to live?
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I thought you were gonna live forever, on a cloud or something like that.
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You are expected to live to 86.5 years old.
Chances are 50 percent that you will live between 81 and 91.5 years.
but you have a 5% chance of dying before age 75.5 and a 5% chance of living past 98.


I'll take 85 in good health. I did one of these years ago and I was supposed to pass on around age 46. Guess I've been lucky.
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I took the longer test.

Life Expectancy Results
Life Expectancy: 88.91 years
Lower Quartile: 81.28 years (75% chance you will live longer than this)
Median Lifetime: 89.50 years (50% chance you will live longer than this)
Upper Quartile: 96.94 years (25% chance you will live longer than this)

That gets me to 2041.
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smackaholic wrote:I thought you were gonna live forever, on a cloud or something like that.

When you aced this quiz what did it return? Infinity, error, or something else?
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Life kicks your ass every day and twice on Sundays.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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poptart wrote:How long do you expect to live?
100%

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Re: I have a 5% chance of living past 102

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Left Seater wrote:
smackaholic wrote:I thought you were gonna live forever, on a cloud or something like that.

When you aced this quiz what did it return? Infinity, error, or something else?

I'll let you know. Gonna study a little before I take it.
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Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Life kicks your ass every day and twice on Sundays.
So I guess I'm lucky that every time I fall down, your tongue is there to meet my asshole and make me jump right back up on my feet?
At least 90% of your posts focus on coprophagia or male-on-male sex. You make AP seem normal.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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