On a Lighter Note...

[Left Seater]

We must ban all knives at schools...to save the children.

[Goober McTuber]

I'm told I will die in a tornado Monday night

Oh well, we've waited this long. I suppose we can wait a few more days.

[Mikey]

We must ban all knives at schools...to save the children.

I detect a note of sarcasm here.

So, I assume that you're OK with allowing students to carry knives at school?
I guess they could come in handy for self-protection against teachers who might try to maintain discipline in their classrooms. Or also against smart and pretty girls who refuse to go out with you.

[mvscal]

In a sane society, we would proceed directly to the execution.

[Left Seater]

We must ban all knives at schools...to save the children.

I detect a note of sarcasm here.

So, I assume that you're OK with allowing students to carry knives at school?
I guess they could come in handy for self-protection against teachers who might try to maintain discipline in their classrooms. Or also against smart and pretty girls who refuse to go out with you.

Nope, all knives must be banned. None in the cafeteria, none in the kitchen, none in the art rooms, none in the science labs. Knives must go, it just isn't worth the risk.

[Carson]

The ultimate cockblock.

[Cornhusker]

I'm told I will die in a tornado Monday night, so let's try a little levity.

Thank God it's a tornado and not old age...seeing as we're the same old age...
Enjoy that long motorcycle ride in the sky...
Maybe you could do an exclusive PET..? Think of the notoriety..