It's the most wonderful time of the year

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 1:36 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Apr 28, 2014 2:47 pm

I've cut my beer consumption back by about 75%. Even then, I mostly just drink boring domestics. I've gone soft...and cheap.

Craft brew is overrated, imo. I mean, I like it, but it's not worth paying significantly more. It's all alcohol at the end of the day. If I'm in the mood for quality, I'll go the import route. The Euros understand subtlety and know how to do it right.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 3:09 pm

Thanks for your input, Whitey.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Apr 28, 2014 3:14 pm

Whitey drinks shit beer because he thinks it's good.

I drink shit beer, knowing it's shit beer, because it's just not important to me. Key difference.

But go ahead and keep drinking your Xtreme Quadruple Mega Hopslam! beer if that's what you need to feel sophisticated.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 3:38 pm

If all beer suddenly disappeared tomorrow, my reaction would be along the lines of, oh well.

Distilled spirits on the other hand...

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 3:51 pm

I drink shit beer, knowing it's shit beer, because it's just not important to me.

What this Beast Light guy has been saying for years. Sure, I may order something special eating out, but at home I'm rolling my pennies.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 4:09 pm

Wolfman wrote: What this Beast Light guy has been saying for years. Sure, I may order something special eating out, but at home I'm rolling my pennies.

I basically have the same approach. But unlike Mgo, I can't lower myself to drink PBR. My bowels can't take the punishment anymore.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 4:40 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Whitey drinks shit beer because he thinks it's good.

I drink shit beer, knowing it's shit beer, because it's just not important to me. Key difference.

But go ahead and keep drinking your Xtreme Quadruple Mega Hopslam! beer if that's what you need to feel sophisticated.

It has nothing to do with sophistication. It has to do with taste. Or in your case, the lack thereof.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 5:09 pm

Even then, I mostly just drink boring domestics.

Do tell?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 5:10 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Xtreme Quadruple Mega Hopslam!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 5:54 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Wolfman wrote: What this Beast Light guy has been saying for years. Sure, I may order something special eating out, but at home I'm rolling my pennies.
I basically have the same approach. But unlike Mgo, I can't lower myself to drink PBR. My bowels can't take the punishment anymore.

That's not the PBR. It's all that black cock.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 5:57 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: That's not the PBR. It's all that black cock.

Sorry, you're thinking of Waynegro's prostate.

Waynegro · Post by **Waynegro** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:01 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: That's not the PBR. It's all that black cock.
Sorry, you're thinking of Waynegro's prostate.

Nice IKYABWAI, "smack" cunt.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:05 pm

Could you Madison folk be trying any harder to be Portland?

It's kind of cute.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:12 pm

It's like Portland, but with better beer.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:13 pm

This based on your vast experience doing brewery tours?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:20 pm

I don't have to tour a brewery to taste their beer.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:28 pm

What do you think the Hair of the Dog products?

Do you like what Laurelhurt Public House makes?

How about Occidental?

Feeling stupid yet?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:32 pm

Dinsdale wrote:What do you think the Hair of the Dog products?

Do you like what Laurelhurt Public House makes?

How about Occidental?

Feeling stupid yet?

No. It's much too early in the day for me to be drinking.

You sound a bit upset. It's almost as if you don't like people making blanket statements about their stuff being the best. Funny.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:41 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:It has to do with taste. Or in your case, the lack thereof.

Loading your coffee with cream and sugar gives it more "taste," but that doesn't necessarily make it better.

If I want taste, I'll go to the Germans or Belgians. But I know, those guys have nothing on your hipster brew that's been around for all of a decade.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:53 pm

I'm still waiting for an example of a drinkable boring domestic.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:00 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Loading your coffee with cream and sugar gives it more "taste,"

Quite the contrary. So you don't know much about coffee, either. Noted.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:12 pm

Moving Sale wrote:I'm still waiting for an example of a drinkable boring domestic.

I don't care what you find undrinkable, Tiny.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:14 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Loading your coffee with cream and sugar gives it more "taste,"
Quite the contrary. So you don't know much about coffee, either. Noted.

I've got news for you. If you need to load your coffee up with a bunch of junk in order to drink it... you don't like coffee.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:23 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Loading your coffee with cream and sugar gives it more "taste,"
Quite the contrary. So you don't know much about coffee, either. Noted.
I've got news for you. If you need to load your coffee up with a bunch of junk in order to drink it... you don't like coffee.

That was my point.

Waynegro · Post by **Waynegro** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:28 pm

He is too fucking stupid to figure it out.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:42 pm

Yeah, my bad. On mobile and flew past your point. :doh:

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:46 pm

Moving Sale wrote:I'm still waiting for an example of a drinkable boring domestic.

Sam Adams Boston Lager fits the bill.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:52 pm

Well, it's certainly boring.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Apr 28, 2014 8:00 pm

Waynegro wrote:He is too fucking stupid to figure it out.

What are you doing on here? Don't you have a rusted out Pontiac Sunfire to sell? You'd better get to it, Slick.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 8:06 pm

mvscal wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:I'm still waiting for an example of a drinkable boring domestic.
Sam Adams Boston Lager fits the bill.

Or their seasonal offerings. Yuengling also fits the bill.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 8:44 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: I don't care what you find undrinkable, Tiny.

Why you gotta be an ass ? Did I or did I not ask you sincerely about what TV show I should watch? I actually want to find a cheap boring but drinkable domestic.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 9:23 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Wolfman wrote: What this Beast Light guy has been saying for years. Sure, I may order something special eating out, but at home I'm rolling my pennies.
I basically have the same approach. But unlike Mgo, I can't lower myself to drink PBR. My bowels can't take the punishment anymore.

Oh come now, any punishment PBR might hand out to your bowels is childs play next to what it gets on saturday night from other sources.

Waynegro · Post by **Waynegro** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 9:57 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Waynegro wrote:He is too fucking stupid to figure it out.
What are you doing on here?

Pointing out what a dumbfuck you are.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Apr 29, 2014 12:22 am

You mad, bro?

I already created a thread for your emotional outbursts. Please direct all purse swinging here: viewtopic.php?f=2&t=44336

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Apr 29, 2014 12:51 am

Waynegro wrote: Pointing out what a dumbfuck you are.

Who exactly are you anyway? You join this board out of the blue and you're full of one line retorts? At least copy a few takes from other boards to make it look like you have a fucking clue.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Apr 29, 2014 1:25 am

What's going on here?
:?

Mgo, you were supposed to PM me if anything "fun" happened on T1B...

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Apr 29, 2014 3:01 am

You mean you don't have the T1B Hijinks app?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:44 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:You mean you don't have the T1B Hijinks app?

It got such a low rating at the App Store, I took a pass...

:|

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Apr 29, 2014 2:35 pm

I switched from beer to red wine last year.

I miss the beer, and the wine's more expensive. But I've lost about 25 lb., so it's all good.