Things that happened May 6th, 1939

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue May 06, 2014 1:45 pm

- 1st performance of Honegger/Claudel's "Jeanne d'Arc Ouch B-cher"
- 65th Kentucky Derby: James Stout aboard Johnstown wins in 2:03.4
- T1B's Wolfman was born

At least according to... the other board.

Happy 75th, Wolfie??

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Tue May 06, 2014 2:36 pm

Thanks. Hope I can keep it going at least another 10 years. Here is proof. I never saw this official copy of my birth certificate until I retired from teaching in 1994 and needed it in order to get my pension. I did not know my Dad was working as a "laborer" for the county and that my folks were living at my Grandmother's place, 231 Cleveland Ave..I knew I was born at St.Mary's.
I share the same birthday date as Bob Seger and Willie Mays, two guys I respect. Now back to the regular schedule of this board.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue May 06, 2014 2:42 pm

I've got some questions about that birth certificate. That's not the original papyrus birth certificate issued by the hospital.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Tue May 06, 2014 2:43 pm

Feliz cumpleanos, lobo viejo!

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Tue May 06, 2014 2:44 pm

BSmack wrote:I've got some questions about that birth certificate. That's not the original papyrus birth certificate issued by the hospital.

It also appears to be a poor reproduction of the short-form bc. I'm convinced wolfie's actually a Kenyan.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue May 06, 2014 2:46 pm

Happy birthday, Wolftard, even with the obviously forged birth certificate.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Tue May 06, 2014 3:03 pm

Here's Wolfie at age 15..

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue May 06, 2014 3:23 pm

Happy Birthday Wolfie. I hope I make it that far. I'll be 59 on Thursday.

RACK you for having the same birthday as the Say Hey Kid, my main childhood sports hero. I always thought it was cool that mine was only two days later.

I do share birthdays with my mom, though.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Tue May 06, 2014 3:28 pm

Happy birthday Big O.

You also share a birthday with George Clooney and Sigmund Freud, among others, including Robin "Hurricane" Carter and Rudolph Valentino.

Interesting grouping.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue May 06, 2014 4:44 pm

Do any of you want to move to FL so you can suck his dick everyday not just on his BD? What a bunch of fucking Nancys.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue May 06, 2014 6:42 pm

Why are you so angry? Have you examined the psychology behind it?

Waynegro · Post by **Waynegro** » Tue May 06, 2014 6:43 pm

Moving Sale wrote:Do any of you want to move to FL so you can suck his dick everyday not just on his BD? What a bunch of fucking Nancys.

I don't.

Happy Birfday, Wolfie!

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue May 06, 2014 6:50 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Why are you so angry? Have you examined the psychology behind it?

He has, but all those scientists are just dicks who didn't understand what he was saying.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue May 06, 2014 7:23 pm

BSmack wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Why are you so angry? Have you examined the psychology behind it?
He has, but all those scientists are just dicks who didn't understand what he was saying.

Nice try, but you're not weaseling out of the legendary $15 debt that easily.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue May 06, 2014 7:37 pm

WTF are you talking about. That comment was directed to Moving Midget.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Tue May 06, 2014 7:41 pm

Funny about the papyrus, but it's a photo copy of the original. Some of you may know what that is. I remember Roger Bannister's sub 4 minute mile as if it were only 50 years ago.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue May 06, 2014 9:46 pm

BSmack wrote:WTF are you talking about. That comment was directed to Moving Midget.

I know, just resetting one of the more amusing board memes for no particular reason.

It was a reach, a bad one.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue May 06, 2014 11:14 pm

Wolfman wrote:

"IT'S A FAKE! IT PROVES NOTHING! SHOW US THE "REAL" DOCUMENTS!!!!!"

sincerely, 'tart

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue May 06, 2014 11:16 pm

BTW, born in 1939...a whole lotta German names in that birth certificate...hmmm...

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed May 07, 2014 12:19 am

no shit.

Otto, hoeffler, etc..... how the fukk did you guys not end up in a camp during ww2?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed May 07, 2014 1:00 am

smackaholic wrote:no shit.

Otto, hoeffler, etc..... how the fukk did you guys not end up in a camp during ww2?

Maybe he's a "Boy From Brazil"...

Der Fuhrer's DNA mixed with Beast Lite = Wolfie

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed May 07, 2014 1:37 am

Marty wrote:"IT'S A FAKE! IT PROVES NOTHING! SHOW US THE "REAL" DOCUMENTS!!!!!"

sincerely, 'tart

James Otto is a legendary Raiduh, fwiw.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed May 07, 2014 1:41 am

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Wed May 07, 2014 4:25 am

I recall Luther mentioning he was on the construction crew that built St Mary's maternity hospital....

Cornhusker · Post by **Cornhusker** » Wed May 07, 2014 11:24 am

Props Wolfman!!
All the respect...

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed May 07, 2014 11:35 am

The Seer wrote:I recall Luther mentioning he was on the construction crew that built St Mary's maternity hospital....

I recall Luther... being run.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Wed May 07, 2014 12:25 pm

Haven't heard from Luther in a while. He probably stops by once in a while to reassure himself that he's not missing anything important. Never thought my birthday would end up as a topic here. I'm lucky in more than one way to still be above ground.
Re: my heritage. Actually Ochsner is German-Swiss from Schaffhaussen Switzerland. My Dad was the last in the family to speak German. I asked him once to teach me and he said it was not important as we are Americans. During WW2, trustee POW's were used in the foundry where he worked to clean up etc. My Dad acted as interpreter for them. Some of the Italian guys did the same for Italian POW's. It's quite possible that the feds were keeping an eye on German and Italian Americans during that time. Unlike the poor Japanese Americans, there were just too many of them to inter.
If any of you guys make it to 3/4 of a century and I really hope you will, remember these times.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Wed May 07, 2014 10:04 pm

poptart wrote:
The Seer wrote:I recall Luther mentioning he was on the construction crew that built St Mary's maternity hospital....
I recall Luther... being run.

You recall incorrectly poptart. Luther ejected because he got tired of the repetitive, non-entertaining bullshit on this board. It wasn't fun to read anymore, so he said buh-bye. That's it.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed May 07, 2014 11:06 pm

The board is what you make it. Luther was a tired old crank with the mental capacity of a rotten egg. I'm not surprised he pulled the plug.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Wed May 07, 2014 11:42 pm

That's not true MS. Luther was/is a pretty sharp guy, who knows how to tell a great story. His sensibilities are old school, as are mine. I've adjusted grudgingly, he got sick of the spamming, arguing and politics and other daily garbage that wasn't entertaining him. I've met the guy and know where he's coming from, and he's really just a nice, laid back, generous dude who decided to move on.

The board is what you make it, but I agree with his call. It didn't work for him anymore. It's our loss, not his.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Thu May 08, 2014 3:34 am

Have to agree, Jay...

Funny that MS can critique anybody....

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu May 08, 2014 4:20 am

Wolfman wrote:Haven't heard from Luther in a while. He probably stops by once in a while to reassure himself that he's not missing anything important.

He lurks and looks at the board... but won't post anything? lol

What a squirrel.

I picture him hunched over in front of his computer, still obsessing over who might say something good or bad about him.

And in fact, he did scratch me off his "People I like" list when I dared to post playful banter directed his way a year-or-so ago.

What a crime I committed.

Luther has gotten more delicate with each passing year.

Smack board.

Post something, Luther, oh nutless one.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu May 08, 2014 10:43 am

poptart wrote:
Wolfman wrote:Haven't heard from Luther in a while. He probably stops by once in a while to reassure himself that he's not missing anything important.
He lurks and looks at the board... but won't post anything? lol

What a squirrel.

I picture him hunched over in front of his computer, still obsessing over who might say something good or bad about him.

And in fact, he did scratch me off his "People I like" list when I dared to post playful banter directed his way a year-or-so ago.

What a crime I committed.

Luther has gotten more delicate with each passing year.

Smack board.

Post something, Luther, oh nutless one.

poptart =

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu May 08, 2014 11:55 am

ISLAMABODE?

Amazing.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu May 08, 2014 12:46 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:
poptart wrote:
The Seer wrote:I recall Luther mentioning he was on the construction crew that built St Mary's maternity hospital....
I recall Luther... being run.

You recall incorrectly poptart. Luther ejected because he got tired of the repetitive, non-entertaining bullshit on this board.

So he moved on to...stucknut? Alrighty then.

Waynegro · Post by **Waynegro** » Thu May 08, 2014 1:36 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:
poptart wrote:
The Seer wrote:I recall Luther mentioning he was on the construction crew that built St Mary's maternity hospital....
I recall Luther... being run.

You recall incorrectly poptart. Luther ejected because he got tired of the repetitive, non-entertaining bullshit on this board. It wasn't fun to read anymore, so he said buh-bye. That's it.

He made the right call on that.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu May 08, 2014 3:42 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:So he moved on to...stucknut? Alrighty then.

Moving on is moving on.

I don't visit stucknut, so I don't know if Luth has posted there in over a year or longer. As far as it goes as he has told me, he doesn't post anywhere anymore.

What is the bid deal here? Can't you or poptart or the rest just accept the fact he got tired of this place...and some of you?

Poptart, verrrry Christian of you to call him nutless. Hypocrite much faux Christ lover?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu May 08, 2014 9:17 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:So he moved on to...stucknut? Alrighty then.
Moving on is moving on.

I don't visit stucknut, so I don't know if Luth has posted there in over a year or longer. As far as it goes as he has told me, he doesn't post anywhere anymore.

What is the bid deal here? Can't you or poptart or the rest just accept the fact he got tired of this place...and some of you?

I liked Luther. I was just commenting that stucknut seems like similar repetitive, non-entertaining bullshit. Do you need a tissue?

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu May 08, 2014 11:03 pm

No Goober, thank you though, as I wouldn't want to deprive you of your supply.

In all seriousness though, I never got why he quit here just to go there. It is just more of the same, although the few times I read it, they seemed less like this site and more like an old style Smack Chat very lite. Tardified and boring and blah blah whatever.

The commentary here is at least stimulating and funny, when it isn't being spammed by...you know who.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu May 08, 2014 11:37 pm

Luther told me once that he was bored with the political smack that he felt was overrunning the Cul de Smack.