2014 NFL draft

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff · Thu May 08, 2014 10:00 pm

Dallas trades up to get Johnny Football, you watch.

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff · Fri May 09, 2014 1:41 am

Bears now on clock....then Steelers.....neither will pick a QB

Cowboys after that ....Johnny Football is coming to Big D

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Fri May 09, 2014 2:03 am

How did he ever earn that lame"Johnny Football" tag ?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri May 09, 2014 2:07 am

So the Browns move up one spot to take probly the third best CB? That is why you are the Browns.

As for the Lions, I figured they would find a way to fuck up their first pick. At least they didn't take Incognito 2.0 (Lewan).

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri May 09, 2014 2:51 am

This is why I love the first round of the NFL Draft. Tons of melting.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Fri May 09, 2014 2:53 am

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:Dallas trades up to get Johnny Football, you watch.

As the idiot spins...YAFJ with yet another moronic prediction as Cleveland punks little D's a-hole.

How does your bleeding rectum feel now Jerkwad? BWAH!!!

Waynegro · Post by **Waynegro** » Fri May 09, 2014 1:30 pm

It was great seeing Manziel working on his tight spiral..........downward. Cleveland and that douche deserve eachother. Maybe LeBron can come back now, too? He will be a total bust, of the Ryan Leaf type.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri May 09, 2014 1:52 pm

Raiders: K. Mack @ #5 overall

Are they switching to a 3-4?
They claim they are not.
If they're not, I like the pick even less than I did when I assumed this meant that they were switching to a 3-4.

I don't think Mack is worth #5 overall if you're playing him at DE in a 4-3.
If he's playing OLB in a 3-4... maybe.
Maybe.

I know about the freak physical specimen aspect, but the small school thing makes me wonder.

Beyond that, R. McKenzie (year 3) still has no QB of the future for the staff to be grooming and growing.

Manziel TORE UP the best conference in college ball as a freshman and sophomore.
He was in your lap.
QB is the most critical position on the field.
You pass.

Count me among those who think J. Manziel can be a special player.
He's a rare guy who can create offense by his lonesome.

I'm well aware of the potential "issues" and red flags with him, but I would have pulled that trigger.

jmo

Python · Post by **Python** » Fri May 09, 2014 5:23 pm

poptart wrote:Manziel TORE UP the best conference in college ball as a freshman and sophomore.

Except when he played LSU. He sucked both games.

Python · Post by **Python** » Fri May 09, 2014 5:32 pm

And even I didn't realize just how bad he was against LSU.

And yes, I hate the guy.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat May 10, 2014 5:05 pm

He was a 5th/6th round grade before all the gay stuff.

Why do you care so much?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat May 10, 2014 7:57 pm

schmick wrote:How many defensive players in the sec have been drafted so far?

#1
#17
#21
#23
#29

Out of 16 defensive players taken in the 1st round. Almost a third came from one conference. Seems like a fine showing to me.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat May 10, 2014 8:22 pm

schmick wrote:

and their mvp is....?

Are you trying to make the point that sometimes great college players don't pencil out to great NFL skillsets, Einstein?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat May 10, 2014 8:24 pm

BTW, if you're trying to make some vague point that SEC defensive players suck, you might do it in a year where a SEC DE didn't go #1.

It kind of reinforces your image of idiocy.

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff · Sat May 10, 2014 8:46 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:
How does your bleeding rectum feel now Jerkwad? BWAH!!!

I feel great considering that not only did Dallas get the most versatile 0-lineman in the draft, but an athletic, explosive pass-rusher (Demarcus Lawrence), plus a good OLB and a sure-handed WR (Street) who is another weapon for Romo. Street had more catches at Pitt than Fitz did, bitch.

So far an awesome draft for the Cowboys.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat May 10, 2014 9:27 pm

schmick wrote:Im not saying that they suck, I am saying that their mvp literally does and nobody in the nfl wants a sodomite on their team

Must be why Matt Barkley fell so far in the draft.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat May 10, 2014 9:52 pm

I just heard QB Aaron Murray from UGA fell to the 5th round and the Chiefs snatched him up.

I like it, could be a steal.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sat May 10, 2014 11:17 pm

schmick wrote:Im not saying that they suck, I am saying that their mvp literally does and nobody in the nfl wants a sodomite on their team

Define "nobody."
Sin,
J ~n~ Smackie

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Sun May 11, 2014 12:19 am

I think the draft show and all the hype leading up to it is lame and to some of the kids, downright demeaning. It certainly could be done with a lot less fanfare and hoopla, but of course the horse it out of the barn now.
If the draft was shit canned altogether, what would replace it? I'm trying to picture 32 teams trying to stock players without one or something like it.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sun May 11, 2014 12:29 am

Wolfman wrote:If the draft was shit canned altogether, what would replace it?

Pretty much the same thing that happens with the rest of college grads except no resumes are needed - they become free agents and sign with whatever teams makes them the best offers, which isn't necessarily the most $$. Some kids may want to stay close to home or play for certain teams or coaches. If the team they want to play for makes an offer they like, they sign. Obviously, some players will get plenty of offers, some won't. There'd have to be signing deadlines, and offers would have to be non-binding and flexible because teams would make offers to multiple players at the same position. Once they sign who they want, the other offers for that position would either be pulled or modified. It would be messy, but it wouldn't lock players into having to sign with one team. The league would hate it, and of course it'll never happen.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun May 11, 2014 12:42 am

schmick wrote:The NFL Draft is completely unnecessary and is essentially a modern day slave drive. With a hard salary cap in place as well as a rookie cap there is no reason for a draft other than to support the circus that surrounds the draft its self.

Lots of things that generate revenue are "unnecessary." The NFL draft gets higher TV ratings than the World Series. It's not going anywhere.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun May 11, 2014 1:00 am

Even if that were true, the point is the draft is a money maker, and that's why they do it, you swarthy vapid dumbass.

trev · Post by **trev** » Sun May 11, 2014 1:38 am

The audience boo'ed one of the special announcers yesterday. For no reason. I don't get it. They would boo anything.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun May 11, 2014 1:51 am

trev wrote:The audience boo'ed one of the special announcers yesterday. For no reason. I don't get it. They would boo anything.

They should boo you and your shit takes.

SuperCock · Post by **SuperCock** » Sun May 11, 2014 2:05 am

schmick wrote:2 days in and nobody has drafted that faggot from Misery yet. Guess being the defensive mvp in the sec doesnt mean dick or shit when you have dick and shit on your breath

Good GAH-

WOAH!!!

trev · Post by **trev** » Sun May 11, 2014 2:20 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:
trev wrote:The audience boo'ed one of the special announcers yesterday. For no reason. I don't get it. They would boo anything.
They should boo you and your shit takes.

I don't remember you being memorable, witty or having a take that didn't suck.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun May 11, 2014 2:30 am

schmick wrote:Blonde hair and green eyes, nothing swarthy about me

I was referring to the pejorative. Please stop dodging my substance.

trev · Post by **trev** » Sun May 11, 2014 2:39 am

For a California boy, schmick doesn't see much sun. I'm guessing he's deficient in vitamin D.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun May 11, 2014 4:53 am

Nice IKYABWAI smack, loser.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Sun May 11, 2014 8:47 pm

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:I feel great considering that not only did Dallas get the most versatile 0-lineman in the draft, but an athletic, explosive pass-rusher (Demarcus Lawrence), plus a good OLB and a sure-handed WR (Street) who is another weapon for Romo. Street had more catches at Pitt than Fitz did, bitch.

So far an awesome draft for the Cowboys.

By all accounts, the Cowboys draft was considered average at best. They may have gotten a lineman who is "considered" versatile, but not the best, as that lineman went to the Rams. The point of all this is you placed your chicken neck out on the line by proclaiming Dallass was going to draft Johnny Manziel. Your pathetic little prediction, once again, has been trashed. Now, I expect you'll back away like a bitch from the Manziel pick like you always do. Just pretend like you never said it.

Own up to your stupidity like a man.

Hell, Michael Sam has more integrity than you do.

How does it feel knowing a 'mo is more relevant and owns up to his own honesty more than you ever will?

Waynegro · Post by **Waynegro** » Mon May 12, 2014 1:53 pm

I'm sure everyone except SM and Mgo got douche chills watching Sam and his twink playing tonsil hockey on ESPN.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon May 12, 2014 2:57 pm

Hey Col. Fitts, can you go 5 seconds without thinking about faggotry? I don't think you can.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Mon May 12, 2014 8:01 pm

Thanks for the sig Jay...

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Mon May 12, 2014 8:24 pm

Da nada CM, glad to see you in here.

How did you feel regarding your draft?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue May 13, 2014 7:00 am

I thought Sam is a homosexual.

What's Rachel Maddow doing there?

Wait, what??

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Wed May 14, 2014 1:21 am

poptart wrote:I thought Sam is a homosexual.

What's Rachel Maddow doing there?

Wait....that's Alex Smith!

LMAO

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed May 14, 2014 1:53 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Hey Col. Fitts, can you go 5 seconds without thinking about faggotry?

The NFL sure can't. Neither can SI, ESPN etc. etc.

Penis King was orgasming in his post draft column. It was the lead story of the draft as far as he was concerned.

Waynegro · Post by **Waynegro** » Wed May 14, 2014 3:36 pm

And Mgo went right out and bought a pink Sam jersey.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed May 14, 2014 4:15 pm

You're the Mizzou fan. He's all yours, buddy.

I know being a fan of the first openly gay college football program must be very rough on you. Hang in there.

Waynegro · Post by **Waynegro** » Wed May 14, 2014 4:35 pm

And Mgo right on cue with yet another IKYABWAI post.......awesome.