It's the 19th Anniversary for T1B - Fuckin' A
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Sat May 10, 2014 12:47 am
Nice work, Scott!
You've been on fire lately. Keep up the good work!
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Sat May 10, 2014 12:48 am
Wait...
May 9th is Sarcasm Day in the U.S.A. right? Like in Canada, right?
Or is it like our Thanksgivings, that fall a month apart?
:|
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Mikey
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by Mikey » Sat May 10, 2014 1:51 am
We get those in the fall fairly regularly here in SoCal. In the spring, once every three or four years it's...
sharks.
I usually try to head up to Victoria during sharknado season.
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by Mikey » Sat May 10, 2014 3:53 pm
KC Scott wrote:
Stay the Fuck away from Missouri
It'll be hard, but I'll do my best.
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by Felix » Sat May 10, 2014 7:18 pm
KC Scott wrote:
Sharknado = bad movie
speak for yourself......Sharknado will be one of the all time classics
get out, get out while there's still time
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by Carson » Sat May 10, 2014 7:33 pm
Instead of sounding like a freight train, does a firenado sound like a fire truck?
Better not fart near one of those.
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by smackaholic » Sat May 10, 2014 9:35 pm
I'll bet tardnados are big in the show me state.
mvscal wrote: The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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by Jay in Phoenix » Sun May 11, 2014 9:09 pm
Felix wrote: KC Scott wrote:
Sharknado = bad movie
speak for yourself......Sharknado will be one of the all time classics
Huh, sort of looks like Schlomarty swallowing another post from poptart.
Not that I mean anything personal by that...
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by Mikey » Thu May 15, 2014 11:36 am
This one happened yesterday in Fallbrook.
It's like 2007 deja vu all over again.
(Sharks are expected by Monday)
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by Diego in Seattle » Thu May 15, 2014 11:52 am
The fire in RSF can keep burning...NHI.
“Left Seater” wrote: So charges are around the corner?
9/27/22
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by Mikey » Thu May 15, 2014 12:12 pm
We noticed the fire in Carlsbad at about 11:00 a.m. a half mile from our office. It looked fucking huge and the lights started to flicker so we closed it up and went home. I fought traffic for an hour to get home only to find fire on two sides of town.
This is the "highway" fire from a hill near our house.
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by Goober McTuber » Thu May 15, 2014 1:15 pm
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."
Think Sodom and Gomorrah.
Joe in PB wrote:
Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote:
They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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by Mikey » Thu May 15, 2014 2:42 pm
88 wrote: Good luck Mikey. Seems sort of early for the fires to be happening.
Very early. May is usually overcast and gray most of the time - hence "May gray" morphing into "June gloom" and then on to "October when half the county burns up." The only good thing about this is that maybe all the fuel will be gone before fire season.
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by Diego in Seattle » Thu May 15, 2014 11:53 pm
I'm watching the Fire Department press conferences, if for no other reason than to see their ASL interpreter. :D
“Left Seater” wrote: So charges are around the corner?
9/27/22
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by Goober McTuber » Fri May 16, 2014 1:29 am
Papa Willie wrote: shutyomouth wrote: Got some friends out there (from here) that just had to leave their home. They're not particularly crazy about SD at all...
I posted that in another thread while I was having a god damned senior moment.
At least you're still keeping up with your yard.
Joe in PB wrote:
Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote:
They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Left Seater
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by Left Seater » Fri May 16, 2014 2:36 am
schmick wrote: Most these fires are set by illegals and homeless
Link?
Best of luck Mikey. Hope your abode is not threatened. 'Holic will blow a gasket if he has to pay for your solar panels again. :grin:
Maybe a small pump thrown into your pool would help save the homestead if it gets really bad.
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Softball Bat wrote:
I am the dumbest motherfucker ever to post on the board.
Left Seater
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by Left Seater » Fri May 16, 2014 12:37 pm
Trev,
I couldn't listen to the video because I am on a plane, but the written story did not use the words illegal or homeless.
Moving Sale wrote: I really are a fucking POS.
Softball Bat wrote:
I am the dumbest motherfucker ever to post on the board.
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by Felix » Sun May 18, 2014 5:26 pm
KC Scott wrote: find your own awesome merchant of death
http://www.yellowstonebearworld.com/
truly pathetic......
was involved in a project near here and decided to stop in.....heard one of the visitors ask "can you hand feed them" while thinking to myself sure, feed them your hand, leg, arm, head or whichever body part you so choose.....it's amazing people that stupid have remained alive for as long as they have.....
get out, get out while there's still time
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by Goober McTuber » Mon May 19, 2014 1:17 pm
Papa Willie wrote: Why would you have a picture like that, Goobs? That's pretty fucked up, old guy.
There's this thing called "google". Ah, fuck it. You'd never figure it out.
Joe in PB wrote:
Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote:
They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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by mvscal » Mon May 19, 2014 5:07 pm
Papa Willie wrote: Why would you have a picture like that, Goobs? That's pretty fucked up, old guy.
The pic might have gotten more traction if it was an Evinrude instead of a wheelbarrow.
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by poptart » Tue May 20, 2014 6:40 am
I think hell looks like this, friendos.
Which reminds me...
I heard about one Christian group that evangelizes by going up to people, starting a talk with them, and then placing a lighter under their hand -- to tell them,
"See, this is what it will feel like forever if you don't do the right thing."
In all his time in Church, I just wonder if Felix had anyone approach him this way.
:)
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by Goober McTuber » Wed May 21, 2014 12:14 pm
You can't acrry that massive gut around in an Evinrude. :?
Joe in PB wrote:
Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote:
They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim