Screwy, get in here ASAP...

[Left Seater]

I just found a way for you to upgrade your living accommodations while lowering your rent.

The St Regis in the District has rooms available at a prepaid rate of $30 per day. This is tax inclusive, so your monthly rent would be $900 per. Granted this rate is for Nov of 2015 and beyond, and you will have to front the cash now, but where else are you going to find a place 2 blocks from the White House with all bills paid for $900. Best of all laundry isn't included so you can still hang out at the local laundry-mat.

This rate won't last so I suggest you act quickly.






KC Scott,

This would be a pretty cheap way to get SPG Platinum status. SPG isn't a bad backup chain either.

[Screw_Michigan]

It would be pretty sweet to live at the St. Regis for a year. It's like the Fairmont in West End, but by the White House instead.

[Left Seater]

I don't know if this rate would be available year round, but he'll even if was just for the winter months that still wouldn't suck!

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I'm sure that room is no bigger than a mop closet.

[Screw_Michigan]

What about the washer & dryer situation?

Not only would I not have my own W/D, but staff would do it for me. Amazing.

Now fuck off, cunt.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Plus, the joke was covered in the second paragraph.

[Screw_Michigan]

Plus, the joke was covered in the second paragraph.

[Goober McTuber]

Plus, the joke was covered in the second paragraph.

At least you know who your buddy is. :wink:

And we also know who the illiterate moron is.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

You can't be bothered to read one short paragraph? It's not like it's a water treatment plant PET.

[Left Seater]

Guess I should have started with the Waste Water Treatment Plant PET. :grin:

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

That was uncalled for. Let me try that again.

You can't be bothered to read one short paragraph? It's not like it's a water treatment plant PET exercise.

[Goober McTuber]

And we also know who the illiterate moron is.

Why would anybody read all of any post in here? Why do you want my cock between your fat tits?

Why do you have such a preoccupation with male-on-male sex fantasies? Could be time to come out of your plus-size closet.

[Goober McTuber]

Fuck you stupid nigggers. If I need a hand job, I'll get a tractor.

At least he's smart enough to wear gloves.

[Goober McTuber]

I hope you two are very happy together. I'm really accepting like that.

[Goober McTuber]

And?