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Know weigh this is true. I'd need to see some pruf first.
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This just in: existing is bad for your health.
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Does this mean I can sue Jynx Maze?
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Python wrote:Know weigh this is true. I'd need to see some pruf first.
rak pithon!
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I have read it desensitized you and causes impotence. BEWaRE!
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Sudden Sam wrote:Carson's lucky in that he can look out his hotel window and see porn.
There is a nude beach, but it's not outside my window.

It's 10 minutes, 32 seconds away.

I clocked it.
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I've seen some pretty freaking hot chicks on nude beaches (I don't frequent them, but occasionally go past them while fishing and whatnot). But takes me about 20 minutes longer than Carson to get there (actually, every beach in Oregon is a nude beach, since nudity is legal everywhere in the state).
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I'll see if I can't make it my summer project. I doubt I'll be on the river for a week or two, but I'll work on it. The "official" nude beaches are on the Big C (Columbia River), but rafting the Clackamas is usually quite the smoke show(already had sightings this year).

Checking out nekkid hotties while waiting for the salmon to bite doesn't suck.

Actually, I think my fishing buddy might have a GoPro -- added jiggle won't suck.
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Carson wrote:
Python wrote:Know weigh this is true. I'd need to see some pruf first.
rak pithon!
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Dinsdale wrote:Does this mean I can sue Jynx Maze?
You know she's a midget right?
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Why do you know about a midget porn star?

Although I guess that would be considered "regular" porn for you.
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MS floated that one right over home plate guys...
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Moving Sale wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Does this mean I can sue Jynx Maze?
You know she's a midget right?

Someone you can truly look up to. (5'1")
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Pornstars are commonly short in stature. It helps create a certain enhanced perspective with their "co-workers"
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KC Scott wrote:sounds like we'll need a PET to verify those claims Dins

Dinsdale wrote:I'll see if I can't make it my summer project.

A rather piss-poor effort so far, but at least it's a start.


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They don't look very nude.
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Goober McTuber wrote:They don't look very nude.

I'm going to try not to discriminate.
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Dinsdale wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:They don't look very nude.

I'm going to try not to discriminate.
That shouldn't be hard. From all indications, when it comes to women you're not terribly discriminating.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

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Goober McTuber wrote:
That shouldn't be hard. From all indications, when it comes to women you're not terribly discriminating.

Success is in direct proportion to pickiness.
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