Watching Porn
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Know weigh this is true. I'd need to see some pruf first.
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This just in: existing is bad for your health.
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rak pithon!Python wrote:Know weigh this is true. I'd need to see some pruf first.
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
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I have read it desensitized you and causes impotence. BEWaRE!
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There is a nude beach, but it's not outside my window.Sudden Sam wrote:Carson's lucky in that he can look out his hotel window and see porn.
It's 10 minutes, 32 seconds away.
I clocked it.
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
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I've seen some pretty freaking hot chicks on nude beaches (I don't frequent them, but occasionally go past them while fishing and whatnot). But takes me about 20 minutes longer than Carson to get there (actually, every beach in Oregon is a nude beach, since nudity is legal everywhere in the state).
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I'll see if I can't make it my summer project. I doubt I'll be on the river for a week or two, but I'll work on it. The "official" nude beaches are on the Big C (Columbia River), but rafting the Clackamas is usually quite the smoke show(already had sightings this year).
Checking out nekkid hotties while waiting for the salmon to bite doesn't suck.
Actually, I think my fishing buddy might have a GoPro -- added jiggle won't suck.
Checking out nekkid hotties while waiting for the salmon to bite doesn't suck.
Actually, I think my fishing buddy might have a GoPro -- added jiggle won't suck.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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9ndCarson wrote:rak pithon!Python wrote:Know weigh this is true. I'd need to see some pruf first.
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You know she's a midget right?Dinsdale wrote:Does this mean I can sue Jynx Maze?
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Why do you know about a midget porn star?
Although I guess that would be considered "regular" porn for you.
Although I guess that would be considered "regular" porn for you.
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MS floated that one right over home plate guys...
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Moving Sale wrote:You know she's a midget right?Dinsdale wrote:Does this mean I can sue Jynx Maze?
Someone you can truly look up to. (5'1")
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Pornstars are commonly short in stature. It helps create a certain enhanced perspective with their "co-workers"
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KC Scott wrote:sounds like we'll need a PET to verify those claims Dins
Dinsdale wrote:I'll see if I can't make it my summer project.
A rather piss-poor effort so far, but at least it's a start.

Sudden Sam, I'm not.
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They don't look very nude.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:They don't look very nude.
I'm going to try not to discriminate.
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That shouldn't be hard. From all indications, when it comes to women you're not terribly discriminating.Dinsdale wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:They don't look very nude.
I'm going to try not to discriminate.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:
That shouldn't be hard. From all indications, when it comes to women you're not terribly discriminating.
Success is in direct proportion to pickiness.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one