Don Jon

[Screw_Michigan]

Great flick, sort of subtly funny like American Psycho. The dinner scenes with Tony Danza are hilarious. Father and son are wearing the same tank top undershirts and unloading on each other. Danza love's Scarlett Johnasonns great ass (no boobs of her though). There is a good lesson to be learned at the end, and although I wasn't excited to see the movie, it was better than I expected.

War families watching FUCKING FOOTBALL during family dinners.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

War families watching FUCKING FOOTBALL during family dinners.

They weren't watching Big or Philadelphia ?!

Are you even following the conversation, you dolt?

[Screw_Michigan]

WTF are you babbling about, old man? Don't you have fourth wedding to be prepping for?

[Goober McTuber]

Whole lot of stupid up in this thread. And for once, Sam's not a part of it.

[Screw_Michigan]

Don't be so hard on yourself, Gobbles.

[Goober McTuber]

IKYABWAI. Don't strain yourself, moptard.

[Screw_Michigan]

What's the problem, grandpa?

[Screw_Michigan]

T-Hanks-giving isn't my family, you fucking idiot. My real family back home was most certainly watching football on Thanksgiving, like a real family does. Needless to say, my girlfriend and I will not be spending Thanksgiving together this year unless football is involved.

Put that in your fucking pill popper and smoke it, tard.

[Goober McTuber]

Needless to say, my girlfriend and I will not be spending Thanksgiving together this year unless football is involved.

Needless to say, you'll be doing whatever the bitch tells you you're doing. We've seen this movie before.