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Happy Canada Day

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Too bad I'll be in my favorite American city in Canada a month from now. All our friends to the north, head to the Beer Store and get some malt training elixirs. Have a joyous Canada Day and don't forget the GST and PST.
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Happy Canada Day!!!

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kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Does Canada make any decent beer?
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Speaking of decent beer....

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Founders has a lawnmower beer. Good stuff. It's even available in cans.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Rack Grand Rapids, asshat.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Yeah, I know where it comes from, fuck-knuckle.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:Does Canada make any decent beer?
Labbat 50 used to be deece. I remember a Labbats IPA that wasn't bad. Moosehead was nice.
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I used to drink Labatts back when I still drank Miller. Moosepiss is some God-awful dreck.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Thanks, friends.

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...except for Goobs.

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Sorry that the truth is so painful. But you probably never have to stomach the caribou piss that is Canadian beer. You undoubtedly drink wine spritzers, pinky extended.
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Goober McTuber wrote:Founders has a lawnmower beer. Good stuff. It's even available in cans.
For some reason I felt compelled to buy a 6er in cans a couple weeks ago. It sucked. If I want Founders, I'll just stick to the tap from the brewpub that's 5 minutes down the road from me.
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Marty,

When Goobs tries to ruin your day by trying to run down the proud tradition of Canadian beer, just remember one thing.

Goobs waxes his ball sack and normal people don't
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Founders has a lawnmower beer. Good stuff. It's even available in cans.
For some reason I felt compelled to buy a 6er in cans a couple weeks ago. It sucked. If I want Founders, I'll just stick to the tap from the brewpub that's 5 minutes down the road from me.
What about the funeral home brewery on Lake Drive? Do you ever go there?
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:What about the funeral home brewery on Lake Drive? Do you ever go there?
I assume you mean Brewery Vivant on Cherry St. It's okay. I'm a fan of Belgian style beer, but I think Vivant is overrated (at least in terms of how much locals rave about it). The pub itself is really cool, but I'm not a fan of the communal style seating. It's within stumbling distance though...so there is that.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Founders has a lawnmower beer. Good stuff. It's even available in cans.
For some reason I felt compelled to buy a 6er in cans a couple weeks ago. It sucked. If I want Founders, I'll just stick to the tap from the brewpub that's 5 minutes down the road from me.
I prefer bottles to cans, but craft beer in cans vastly improves the golf course experience.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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BSmack wrote:Marty,

When Goobs tries to ruin your day by trying to run down the proud tradition of Canadian beer, just remember one thing.

Goobs waxes his ball sack and then washes it with Molson Golden
FTFY.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Sudden Sam wrote:Canada Day = Sudden Sam's entry into world.
You made your mother birth you on a hot day in The South?

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