
Lightning
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Re: Lightning

rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
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Florida is not only the sunshine state, but the lightning capital. We get some very highly charged storms. Folks are uneasy, especially after some kid got zapped going to football practice a while back. FHSAA has strict regulations regarding it during sporting events. See/hear lightning/thunder--suspend the game for 30 minutes. If no more you can resume. If the is more, you reset the clock. I had a high school football game a few years ago where we didn't finish till 12:30 AM.
You're lucky the tree did not catch on fire. A condo over on Sanibel Island did from lightning last week.
You're lucky the tree did not catch on fire. A condo over on Sanibel Island did from lightning last week.
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That's a Sycamore, not a maple, you idiot.KC Scott wrote:Hit tree in the yard during Monday nights storm.
I was inside and the house, about 30' from our Maple tree and it felt like a mortar round hit
Had to fly out Tue AM - so didnt see it till I got back home today - Blew a lot of the bark off and you can see the split line down the trunk
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There is unrest in the forest,
There is trouble with the trees,...
There is trouble with the trees,...
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No wonder those pancakes tasted funny.Ken wrote:That's a Sycamore, not a maple, you idiot.
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poptart wrote:There is unrest in the forest,
There is trouble with the trees,...

rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
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Yo Marty, you left this plugged in:


JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
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Damn you, Carson...
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rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
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Marty wrote:let sleeping dogs lie!!!

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It's an American Sycamore.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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That tree is history. Just cut it down. Best thing you can do to aKC Scott wrote:When I put this thread up - I held the feint hope somebody here might have had a tree hit by lightning and would say whether it lived or died
It's the biggest tree on the east side of the propery and would be a bitch to cut out, as well as looking like total hell
Internet research suggests it's a 50/50 at best and I'll have to wait a year to know for sure
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Hold on now.
Harvey Updyke has a magic potion for your tree.
Roll Damn Tide.
Harvey Updyke has a magic potion for your tree.
Roll Damn Tide.
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
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2nd vote for "dead" from the guys who live in the tree capital.
Once you get a split into the trunk, it's done. Might take a couple of years, but it's 100% over for that one.
Once you get a split into the trunk, it's done. Might take a couple of years, but it's 100% over for that one.
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Ok..knock yourself out trying to save a tree that has over 50% of its bark knocked off, and exposes the cambium layer to all kinds of vectors, and clearly is split down to the pholeum layer ( the vascular tissue in plants that conducts sugars and other metabolic products downward from the leaves.) Not to mention that ....try and follow me here, there just might have been a tremendous amount of heat conducted through the tree during the lighting strike that will clearly have damaged all plant tissues.KC Scott wrote:not 100% according to what I've read
it didnt lose any major branches and the tree is very healthy both of hich work in its favor
right now I'm debating whether to bolt it or not - the split isnt very wide (less than 1/4") so leaning against that as the bolts might to more bleeding than good
All that bullshit you are reading about bolting the tree and painting it with wound kote is just that bullshit that some arborist wants you to try and save a tree that is history. A sycamore of that age and size is marginal in any conditions. They have a stringy wood structure and high water content. Good electrical conductors.
So let put this in a context that even a KC resident can understand. Next electrical storm, grab yourself a 20 foot piece of conduit and run outside and hold it up. When the lighting strikes it and grounds through your body, and smokes half your skin away, and boils your guts like a pot of water, gives you compound fractures on all of your limbs, and it does not kill you right away, then you can hope your doctor gets on the internet and finds a site where he can try futile attempts to save your ass. A human becomes a rotting pile of meat when struck by lighting and very dead. The tree is the same, it is just going to take a bit to show that it is very dead.
But go ahead and believe what those internet sites are telling you. I have only planted about 10,000 trees over my career and put the saw to half that many at least. Scyamore were the scourge of a landscape contractor and facility managers. The roots heave sidewalks, they are surface rooters that play hell on mower blades. They are fucking aphid condos and they have a sticky discharge. We did a removal job in the City of Beaverton in the Candlewood subdivison where we took out over 120 of those fucking weed trees. They had destroyed about a half mile of sidewalk. 24 inch diameter trees.
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Fascinating that Derron has spent so much of his time giving life to 10,000 creatures that can clearly outwit him.
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That's ridiculous. People survive lightning strikes all the time and frequently with minimal or no damage.Derron wrote:A human becomes a rotting pile of meat when struck by lighting and very dead.
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While our volume of lightning strikes around here is a drop in the bucket compared to KC, we have more trees in one acre of the area than all of KC put together, so pretty much every lightning bolt hits a tree. Of all the trees I've seen that were hit, every last one where the trunk had a split were done. Sometimes rakes 2-3 years, but it dies. So disease prone that even if the strike didn't zap all the phoelem/zylem, it's going to have something go wrong with it and become a hazard trees.
But don't listen to us U&L guys -- we never deal with trees.
But don't listen to us U&L guys -- we never deal with trees.
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:?Derron wrote:phoelem
:?Dinsdale wrote:phoelem
:?zylem
Funny when some use technical words they THINK they know how to spell correctly.
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Oh, spelling smack..how profund...ficking dockhead.Ken wrote::?Derron wrote:phoelem
:?Dinsdale wrote:phoelem
:?zylem
Funny when some use technical words they THINK they know how to spell correctly.
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Seems like that means we actually knew what those things were, and weren't furiously Googling, trying to look cool.
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My house is surrounded by big, old trees. Oaks, Elms... you name it. I'm constantly out in the yard picking up fallen branches every time a storm comes thru... which is about 3 times a week.Dinsdale wrote:While our volume of lightning strikes around here is a drop in the bucket compared to KC, we have more trees in one acre of the area than all of KC put together...
My back is kinda' sore. Could you drop by and help a brother out with some high altitude trimming? I'm sure it's quite safe for a pro such as yourself.
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World's largest fir tree is in Oregon (including the largest of several species).War Wagon wrote:
My house is surrounded by big, old trees. Oaks, Elms... you name it.
World's largest pine tree is in... Oregon.
World's largest walnut tree is in Oregon.
World's largest maple tree... take a big guess.
And most of them are in the northwest corner, where a couple of posters here live.
But do tell us more about these big trees.
And yes, trimming high stuff is no picnic. Especially if it's over 100' (none in my yard that high, I think there's 7 over 50', 2 in the 80' range, but the house is only 50 years old). I'll take a pass on that. I'll drop them (no expert by any means), but I'm not going to trim that high.
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This shalt not pass... something that Jsc and I agree on that is.poptart wrote:There is unrest in the forest,
There is trouble with the trees,...
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Is that so? Decided to take a quick spin around the Google block... Took the second left onto 'Bullshit Ave.'Dinsdale wrote:Seems like that means we actually knew what those things were, and weren't furiously Googling, trying to look cool.
Remember, this was written up-thread:
Nevermind the butchering of the spelling... that's not necessarily the issue here.Derron wrote:the pholeum layer ( the vascular tissue in plants that conducts sugars and other metabolic products downward from the leaves.)
Apparently, someone was in fact furiously googling and trying to look cool.First hit on Google wrote wrote: the vascular tissue in plants that conducts sugars and other metabolic products downward from the leaves.
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Scott,KC Scott wrote:When I put this thread up - I held the feint hope somebody here might have had a tree hit by lightning and would say whether it lived or died
It's the biggest tree on the east side of the propery and would be a bitch to cut out, as well as looking like total hell
Internet research suggests it's a 50/50 at best and I'll have to wait a year to know for sure.
One crazy storm hit us here in Arizona around 1973 or so. We had a pretty large China Berry tree that looked something like this...

A bolt of lightning struck the tree and split the damn thing right down the middle. One half collapsed and the other stood strong, but scarred and bent at an odd angle. The thing actually did survive for another twenty years or so before it finally gave up the poisonous berries and leaves and became deadwood. That very same night, about twenty minutes or so after the strike, another bolt of of lightning zapped right in front of me, about five feet away from where I was standing near the tree. The smell of ozone and the weird concussive pulse has stayed with me to this day. Fucking blast blistered my eyes for several minutes, but otherwise, I lucked out big time, as I didn't get hit.
Trees can survive lightning strikes, but the damage does take a toll.